British officials aren’t quite sure what happened to King Charles’s 73 year-old sister Anne before she was hospitalized with a concussion on Sunday after an incident at her country home, but they suspect there was horseplay involved given the nature of her injury, CBS News reports.

“The Princess Royal has sustained minor injuries and concussion following an incident on the Gatcombe Park estate yesterday evening. Her Royal Highness remains in Southmead Hospital, Bristol, as a precautionary measure for observation and is expected to make a full and swift recovery. The King has been kept closely informed and joins the whole Royal Family in sending his fondest love and well-wishes to The Princess for a speedy recovery,” said the palace in a statement.

Verbatim from CBS’s reportage: “The cause of Anne’s injuries is still being investigated, but it is understood there were horses nearby at the time and her injuries are consistent with an impact to the head from a horse’s leg or hoof.” Anne’s planned trip to Canada has been cancelled out of an abundance of caution for her health and possibly also just in case a moose wants to get famous too.

Hyping up his almost certain to be a dead-end lawsuit against the state of New York for prosecuting his Orange God Emperor on Newsmax, far right Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey went there Monday by saying “Look, no one would’ve tolerated it if 1860 a rogue DA in South Carolina had prosecuted Lincoln for speaking out on abolition issues and taken him off the campaign trail.”

We don’t even really need to get in the weeds of political history about how presidential elections were very different in 1860 with facts like that there was no presidential ballot in the state that year since the presidential electors were chose by the state legislature until 1868 or that Lincoln wasn’t even on the ballot in the other southern states. We can just go with the fact that “a rogue DA in South Carolina” needn’t have bothered with prosecuting Lincoln because they seceded the month after he was elected and then attacked Fort Sumter to begin the Civil War the next spring.

“That’s exactly what’s happening now,” Bailey added, emphasize his point about the parallels.

Various members of the House COVID Select Subcommittee spoke to CNN about their investigation headed up by retiring Republican Congressman Brad Wenstrup, a podiatrist, and Dem ranking member Paul Ruiz, an MD – as in an actual doctor – about how they were either trying to skirt around blaming the Orange God Emperor for the failed response to the crisis that was plainly exacerbated by his panic over his reelection chances being affected or, in the Dems’ case, blaming him correctly.

“Moderate” dipshit Republican New York Marc Molinaro, a former local public health official, acknowledged that the federal government’s response in the early days of the pandemic was “disorganized” but didn’t name Trump specifically. He also hinted that those who did correctly criticize the far bastard don’t actually “understand emergency response in this country,” as if Trump himself had any fucking clue what he was doing. “We have a tendency to say, ‘Pay no attention to all the crisis, all of the problem, all of the undermining that occurred in states like New York and around the country, look over there, Donald Trump said something we don’t like.'”

“We can’t allow ourselves in something like this to let politics take over,” Wenstrup told CNN. “We need to have a group of agnostic people, apolitical people,” he added as if Marjorie Taylor Greene hadn’t had a screaming meltdown at Anthony Fauci. Wenstrup didn’t want to talk about her.

“On Saturday, June 22nd, at approximately 7:00 am Olmsted County Sheriff’s Office responded to a single-vehicle accident on I-90 eastbound near the Highway 42 Exit in Olmsted County. The driver of the vehicle, identified as Margo Lewis, a 32-year-old female of an unknown residence, was out of the vehicle and being tended to by a passerby. In checking to see if anyone else was in the vehicle, a deceased individual, a 35-year-old female, was located in the back seat,” says a Facebook post by the Olmsted County, Minnesota Sheriff’s Office. No mention there if the responding deputy is currently about eight months pregnant and wife to a renowned duck stamp painter or former Duluth cop turned US postman. But it gets a heck more interesting, so read on why dontcha…

“The condition of the deceased was suspicious, and it was immediately apparent that the death was not a result of the motor vehicle accident. The name of the deceased will be withheld until Next-of-Kin notifications are made. Ms Lewis was transported by Mayo Clinic Ambulance Service to the hospital, where she was medically cleared. Ms Lewis was then transported to the Adult Detention Center and placed under arrest for Interference with a Dead Body. Ms Lewis is expected to make an appearance in court on this case on Tuesday. Minnesota State Patrol, Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension, Eyota Fire Department, and Mayo Clinic Ambulance Service assisted with the initial call. As this is an ongoing investigation, no further information can be released at this time. Olmsted County Sheriff’s Office extends sincere condolences to the friends and family of the deceased.”

Ohhhh gee… Seems we got us another mysterious murder that’s taking up best the first 10 minutes of a season opener. Heck, we haven’t even gotten to see if Margo or the deceased – or even the both them – is a wife of that constitutional sheriff fella in North Dakota. And betcha the VIN number on the vehicle is worth a check to see if it’s been nicked from a lot. Gee, this is gonna be a mess.

ELECTION INTERFERENCE: Democrats are now running TV ads in PA telling Republicans that Trump doesn’t want them to vote early this year

They use out-of-context clips to make it sound like he is talking about 2024

Biden DOJ sentenced a guy to jail for memes about voting pic.twitter.com/C2YdblaxEC

— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) June 24, 2024

The US Supreme Court on Monday granted certiorari to US v Skrmetti, a question of whether Tennessee’s SB1, “which prohibits all medical treatments intended to allow ‘a minor to identify with, or live as, a purported identity inconsistent with the minor’s sex’ or to treat ‘purported discomfort or distress from a discordance between the minor’s sex and asserted identity,’ violates the equal protection clause of the 14th Amendment,” Slate’s Mark Joseph Stern reports.

A spokesman for the US Army’s 101st Airborne Division confirmed to NOTUS that Texas MAGA Congressman Troy Nehls – the cunt who openly admitted he wanted to impeach Joe Biden to help convicted felon former President Trump get reelected – is wearing a Combat Infantryman Badge he did not actually earn in combat with enemy personnel and was issued mistakenly during tours in Iraq and Afghanistan in which Nehls served as a civil affairs officer. Nehls has argued “Big Army” is out to get him and that he’s entitled to wear it since the division fought many battles over the last 23 years.

“The 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault) follows the Army’s regulatory guidance prescribed in the service’s guide on Military Awards, also known as AR 600-22,” said Lt Col Tony Hoefler, spokesperson for the 101st Airborne Division and Fort Campbell. “For specific award discrepancies involving former Soldiers, I would refer you to the team at US Army Human Resources Command.”

Fake News CNN cuts off @kleavittnh after she calls out Jake Tapper's anti-Trump history. CNN is afraid of people knowing the truth. pic.twitter.com/Tku7Ew754v

— MAGA War Room (@MAGAIncWarRoom) June 24, 2024

In news very much related to Fraulein Leavitt’s meltdown on Monday, here’s an excerpt from the Washington Examiner’s Byron Dork York trying to balance the reality of the situation with obsequiousness in a brief interview with the Orange God Emperor in an interview about the debate:

Naturally Dork doesn’t correct the fat bastard on the sequence of how it played out: Trump agreed to the debate before CNN publicly announced that Tapper and Bash would be moderating it.

German intel sources have concluded with a high degree of certainty that a fire at an electronics factory in the southwest Berlin neighborhood of Lichterfelde last month was an act of sabotage by Russian-paid fifth columnists seeking to disrupt the flow of weaponry to Ukraine given that the factory’s owner, Diehl Group, supplies anti-air defense systems to Kyiv, Business Insider reports.

One problem: This specific factory manufactures parts strictly for automotive and electronic applications, meaning that all the Russians accomplished was to raise Diehl’s insurance premiums.

Per the Wall Street Journal, sources are highly confident it was an inside job by an employee with knowledge of the factory who had been recruited by the Kremlin via Telegram and paid with crypto to carry out the arson as an allied intel service had intercepted messages saying as much. The problem for prosecutors is that such evidence would not be admissible in a German court. Unknown if the son of a bitch who lit the fire has been waylaid through other, possibly extrajudicial, means.

Disgraced former President Trump took a trip from his summer retreat in Bedminster, New Jersey back to Mar-a-Lago in Florida to “check on the boxes” in July 2022, just under a month before the FBI raided the Palm Beach redoubt to recover the classified documents the fat fuck stole from the White House following his defeat in the 2020 election, ABC News reports on a previously unknown detail about his consciousness of guilt that came up in multiple grand jury interviews.

“They were keeping this one quiet… nobody knew about this trip,” one witness told investigators with Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s team. In a text message to another Trump minion based at Mar-a-Lago obtained by prosecutors, personal valet and co-conspirator Walt Nauta wrote he was “pretty sure [Trump] wants minimal people around on Monday.” Another message sent by Nauta to a different employee included emojis with zippers over the mouth. The latest reveal of the fat bastard’s obvious efforts to obstruct federal investigators after he was subpoenaed for the documents’ return comes before corrupt MAGA Judge Aileen Cannon is set to hear more arguments in the Orange Slob’s efforts to dismiss the indefinitely stalled case on Monday.

On Friday Team Trump had argued that Attorney General Merrick Garland’s appointing of Smith to serve as special counsel is unconstitutional because he had never been confirmed by the Senate to any other position, stating that Trump’s second AG Bill Barr had never appointed any special counsel had not been confirmed to another post. Per Just Security’s Adam Klasfeld, Smith countered by pointing out that Barr had appointed no fewer than three non-confirmed special counsels during his first stint as Attorney General during the George HW Bush Administration in 1991 and 1992.

Said former Trump Org Vice President Barbara Res to MSNBC’s Ali Velshi on Sunday: “It reminds me of a time when we had just hired a residential manager, a German guy. And Donald was bragging among, to us executives, there were four of us, about how great the guy was and he was a real gentleman, and he was so neat and clean. And he looked at a couple of our executives who happen to be Jewish, and he said ‘Watch out for this guy, he sort of remembers the ovens,’ you know, and then smiled. Everybody was shocked. I couldn’t believe he said that. But he was making a joke about the Nazi ovens and killing people, and that’s the way he was.” But libs are the real antisemites.

Republican Virginia Governor Glen Youngkin’s education officials attempted to edit the course guide for an elective African American studies course available in state high schools to erase references to things like white supremacy and systemic racism from lessons, the Washington Post reports.

Youngkin’s Department of Education reviewed the curriculum for the class as part of his pledge to eliminate “divisive” concepts from state schools, following petite Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’s effort to purge accurate history from his state’s schools.

In their recommendations, Youngkin’s education misinformation specialists removed references to “white privilege” and “white supremacy” as well as deleted descriptions of “inherent racism” and “systemic racism.”  In one case, a reference to the “war on persistence of institutional racism” was edited to read “the persistent war on racism.”

HOLY SHIT! The Gateway Pundit reports that former Trump Administration something and shitty right wing children’s book author Kash Patel revealed in a Truth Social post last week that then-Speaker of the House Paul Ryan received a copy of the Steele Dossier – aka the “Pee Tape” oppo research – back in 2016 and didn’t tell anyone about it. Patel’s post linked to a clip of his appearance on soon-to-be-imprisoned white nationalist alcoholic Steve Bannon’s “War Room” show.

“Remember in 2016, let’s rewind the tape. Russia collusion, Russia collusion, Russia collusion. Then Speaker Paul Ryan enlisted me and Devin Nunez [sic] to investigate the Russia collusion,” Patel said per a transcript by the Gateway Pundit where they misspelled the name of Trump Media and Technology Group CEO Devin Nunes. “Nobody knew what the Steele dossier was in 2016. They had already gone to the federal court and unlawfully surveilled Donald Trump with it. But we didn’t find out until after we completed our investigation in 2018, was that the speaker, Paul Ryan, who charged us with investigating Russiagate, was the first guy to ever get a copy of the Steele dossier in 2016.”

“He never told us. He still never admitted it. It finally was admitted in a British court where Christopher Steele was being sued. Just think about it, Steve. We could have asked, Where did you get it? Who did you get it from? How was it paid for? All of these secrets could have come out under this man’s very investigation, but he rigged it from the beginning,” Patel continued ranting.

Wild populations of a bird with bright pink feathers with “flaming” in its name are resurgent in Florida, a state whose government in recent years has tried to combat the acceptance of homosexuality through public policies such as the infamous “Don’t Say Gay” law, NBC Miami reports.

Miami Zoo expert Dr Frank Ridgely says it’s no accident given decades of conservation efforts. “We have several places that are national parks and preserves, or waterways that have undergone extensive restoration, and certainly Everglades restoration efforts. We want to probably credit that, and that gets the result of all this freshwater flow that’s coming back to the South that everyone’s been working on for so long… the flamingo is likely a success story of that,” said Ridgely.

But it all will ultimately come down to numbers as Ridgely says, and we shit you not, that “they usually won’t breed unless at least 30 other flamingos are looking at them.”

Where to even start with this fucking mental patient’s rant on Maria Bartiromo’s Sunday show. There’s the implication that writing a letter to the White House is going to do anything, the complete void of anything remotely resembling a single standard being applied to both candidates, the assertion that Biden is guilty of taking PEDs until proven innocent, the mention of Adderall and Provigil as potential pharmaceuticals Biden is using – the latter of which “Dr Feelgood” gave out like candy to the Trump White House staff – and of the side effects that Johnson Jackson himself appears to exhibit on a regular basis, all of it on top of the overall schizophrenic pre-spin of the debate that they’re very obviously trying to prime the MAGA base for a Trump defeat.

A new CBS News/YouGov national survey specifically touted as including an “oversample of adults age 18-29 for a total of 743 adults in that age group” finds President Biden leading convicted felon former President Trump 61 to 38 percent among likely voters in that demographic. The delta almost exactly matches the 59 percent Biden to 35 percent Trump among under 30s found by Pew Research after the 2020 election. Setting aside that CBS’s poll didn’t include the Russian assets like Robert F Kennedy or the Libertarian whatever his name is, the finding will do absolutely nothing to quell the MSM circlejerk narrative that Trump is gaining ground among young voters.

A senior Conservative Party official placed dozens of bets on when UK Prime Minister would schedule upcoming Parliamentary elections, the fourth Tory, including two members of the House of Commons, under investigation for such wagering, the BBC reports.

A close aide to Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, MP Craig Williams,  made a £100 bet on a date three days before Sunak announced on May 22nd that the election would be on July 4th.  Members Laura Saunders and Tony Lee are also being investigated by the Gambling Commission, which oversees all betting in Britain, where bookmakers will take your money for anything from the traditional sports games or horse races bets to wagers on when intelligent alien life will be proven or which member of a pop band will leave first.

El Paso native Marissa Teijo wants to open a new chapter in the storied history of the Miss USA pageant by becoming the first person over the age of 28 to win the national title, and she’s way more experienced than the previous record holder.  At 71-years-old, Teijo is nearly three times as old as most other contestants in the long-past-its-prime beauty pageant circuit, NBC reports.

The Miss Universe organization, once owned by adjudicated rapist Donald Trump, removed its age ceiling for contestants as well as regulations barring married, divorced or pregnant contestants, and contestants with children.  If Donald Trump walked into the dressing rooms now, he’ll see things have changed:  Maryland’s representative in the national contest will be the state’s first Asian American and its first transgender representative.

Trump says he confused Nikki Haley and Nancy Pelosi on purpose because he’s a “genius” pic.twitter.com/cmgNb11Upo

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) June 22, 2024