New York Democratic Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez explains how events unfolded after the clown show occurred in the House Oversight Committee hearing last week after members of the committee returned from Manhattan, where they cheered on adjudicated rapist Donald Trump in his criminal election fraud trial.  Reports describe their demeanor as that of a college party and Democrats speculated that their Republican colleagues were drunk off their asses.  After AOC’s motion to take down the words of Sister Sarah’s missing mule, Marjorie Taylor Greene, insulting Texas Democrat Jasmine Crockett, Republicans on the panel voted to keep the comment.  Klassy, Republicans.

After the first case of transfer from bovine to human was identified in Texas in April, a second patient who contracted bird flu from a cattle herd was identified in Michigan earlier this month, ABC News reports.  The patient has since recovered after reporting red eyes as the only symptom he experienced.

It’s the second case of human bird flu infection occurring in the United States during the “Biden pandemic” you’ll see in a future Fox cable chyron.  It’s the third case of bird flu infection ever recorded in the US:  in 2022, a worker at a Colorado poultry farm got infected while assisting with “depopulating” infected poultry.

They were authorized to shoot Joe Biden! He nearly narrowly escaped death! Fox News White House correspondent Jacqui Heinrich reports that a “person familiar” with Robert Hur’s investigation confirmed that BIDEN’S DOJ WAS AUTHORIZED TO SHOOTBIDEN! It’s just been revealed that Biden’s DOJ was authorized to use DEADLY FORCE for their DESPICABLE raids on his homes in Wilmington and Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. You know they’re just itching to do the unthinkable. Joe Biden was locked and loaded ready to take himself out and put his family in danger. Biden thinks he can frighten Biden, intimidate Biden, and KNOCK BIDEN DOWN! But worst of all? BIDEN thinks his THUG TACTICS will cause proud supporters like YOU to abandon him! 25TH AMENDMENT!

Ahem. Seriously there’s no reason to doubt this, even though technically there wasn’t a warrant because Biden authorized the searches of his homes. No doubt it was in effect for Mike Pence too.

The Department of Justice will announce an antitrust lawsuit against Live Nation, Ticketmasters parent company that also owns venues and promotes artists’ tours, the Washington Post reports, another step in President Biden’s war against inflated consumer prices and junk fees.

Founded in 2010, Live Nation had total revenues of $22.7 billion in 2023, and its annual report stated it controlled more than 330 venues worldwide, including 150 in North America.  Competing ticketing agents and promoters have frequently complained about limited access to or being charges excessive fees for booking Live Nation venues.  Consumers experienced the impact of the monopoly thanks to ticket fees for some concerts that can run to $25 or higher for some venues and acts.

During a Q&A after a speech at a DC think tank, zombie candidate and flip flopper Nikki Haley declared that she would vote for Donald Trump, the man she declared “unhinged” and “not fit to be President of the United States,” ABC News reports.

Asserting without evidence, “Biden has been a disaster,” Haley said, “Trump has not been perfect on these policies” relating to freedom and capitalism; Haley didn’t mention Trump’s attacks on democracy and the American Constitution.  “So I will be voting for Trump.”

Creepy white collar criminal Senator Rick Scott on Wednesday announced a second campaign to fail at winning the number one spot in the chamber’s GOP conference, Axios reports on the coming three-way titanic battle between Scott and dickheads John Thune and John Cornhole Cornyn.

The New York Times reports that the Alito’s family vacation home in Long Beach Island, New Jersey flying the “Appeal to Heaven” flag, a banner favored by election deniers, as late as September 2023.  Neighbors to the beach home told reporters the flag was definitely flying in July 2023 and in September 2023, with at least three photos confirming it.  The photo above, taken from Google’s Streetview of the area and posted by the Times, shows the flag at the address in August 2023.

This undermines Justice Samuel Alito’s claims that the anti-democracy symbols flown at his homes were created by his wife as a one-time response to a “Fuck Trump” sign in front of a Virginia neighbor’s home.

A far right Salt Lake City car dealer’s political ambitions were halted violently and abruptly by the business end of Congolese government security force’s service rifles in the Democratic Republic of the Congo on Sunday, the Washington Examiner reports in an absolutely batshit story.

Starting from the top: 41 year-old Congolese-American Christian Malanga had arrived in Salt Lake City in the late 1990s, gained his citizenship, moved back to the DRC to join the military but returned to Utah in 2011 and started a car dealership, and became what the Examiner calls “a vocal supporter of former President Donald Trump.” Malanga founded a group he called the “New Zaire Movement” and last weekend gave it a go, assembling his son, two white American guys – one of them identified as a 36 year-old Maryland-based cannabis entrepreneur named Benjamin Reuben Zalman-Polun, and about 50 local bravos to storm the Palace of the People, the adminsitrative office of President Felix Tshisekedi at 4 AM Kinshasa time on Sunday, streaming the whole thing on Facebook.

Tshisekedi wasn’t in the building given the early hour and the fact that it’s mostly used for ceremonial purposes. Still, coups are successful in West Africa all the time – if you know what you’re doing. Malanga apparently didn’t, and government troops, authorized for the use of deadly force, used it, blasting Malanga in the palace. His son and Zalman-Poulon were arrested shortly after as they tried to jump into a boat to flee across the Congo River to Brazzaville, the neighboring capital of the Republic of the Congo (different country, but their capitals are across the river from each other).

A Los Angeles federal judge on Wednesday postponed Hunter Biden’s tax fraud trial from June 23rd to September 5th, Bloomberg reports on election interference or something by his lawyers.

Republicans just banned me from speaking on the House Floor for the rest of the day because I listed Trump's trials.

I didn't say he was guilty, I just stated the fact that they exist—and for that I was silenced.

Apparently, Republicans are allowed to say that Trump's trial is… https://t.co/ajpmtxAze1

— Rep. Jim McGovern (@RepMcGovern) May 22, 2024

A new Quinnipiac University national survey finds President Biden leading fat former President Trump 41 to 38 percent in a full field, with Robert F Kennedy Jr pulling 14 percent and other Russian assets Jill Stein and Cornel West at 2 percent each. Biden leads Trump at a much tighter 48 to 47 percent head-to-head. Brainworm fans listed Trump as their second choice 51 to 37 percent.

Other findings: Biden’s approval rating still sucks at 39 percent. Only 6 percent of Trump voters say a conviction will make them less likely to support him – one might speculate that since this sample was taken during the middle of Michael Cohen’s testimony a conviction became less of an abstraction, prompting the fanboys to dig in deeper, as 24 percent of Trump voters said they’re more likely to support him if convicted (as if they’ll switch to voting for Biden if the fat fuck is acquitted, lol). Next month’s debate may see YUGE ratings as 72 percent of respondents overall say they “likely” to watch – 81 percent of Republicans, 77 percent of Dems, and 66 percent of indies.

“Target Corporation announced today it will lower everyday regular prices on approximately 5,000 frequently shopped items across its assortment. The retailer has just reduced prices on about 1,500 items, with thousands more price cuts planned to take effect over the course of the summer.”

“Consumers will enjoy savings on everyday items such as milk, meat, bread, soda, fresh fruit and vegetables, snacks, yogurt, peanut butter, coffee, diapers, paper towels, pet food and more. These price reductions will collectively save consumers millions of dollars this summer,” says a new press release from woke national retailer Target, announcing they’re going to interfere in the 2024 election by lowering prices on items Americans have been overcharged for ever since the 2020 election was stolen by state legislatures who illegally changed their laws to make it easier to vote by mail.

First the transgender swimsuits and Pride rainbow shirts for toddlers and now this blatant attempt to tip the scales in Joe Biden’s favor. Who the fuck do they think they are trying to make everyday necessities more affordable for Americans who have been suffering from the Biden Regime’s war on low prices? These socialist cunts are playing games with the very future of our Republic by taking the edge off a major focus of President Trump’s winning message of blaming Crooked Joe for the rising cost of paper towels and boxes of Betty Crocker Marvel Spider-Man Fruit Snacks 10 count 8 oz pouches. This is illegal election interference and people are seeing right through it.

GOP lawmakers are considering recommending criminal charges against former National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Director Anthony Fauci's senior adviser. Read more: https://t.co/zWRtXnMlvP pic.twitter.com/f2zkqDhwtO

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) May 22, 2024

The Biden Administration and Texas Governor Low Energy Greg Abbott will battle over who has control of the Southern Border in front of the full bench of the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals.

British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak on Wednesday announced that his Conservative Party is about as ready as they ever will be to face the wrath of voters and set the next general election for July 4th, a date thought by many to hold some sort of significance in British political history.

Responding to a reporter asking if, as “a deeply religious man, a moral man. Does Trump allegedly paying off a porn start to keep this affair quiet concern” him, Jesus dork House Speaker Mike Johnson on Wednesday said he’s “not gonna to comment on that” – “that” meaning what a man who pays $15.99 a month for Covenant Eyes porn-blocking software thinks from a Christian perspective about how his party’s leader got himself into this legal mess by having two minutes of unprotected and arguably coerced sex with a performer within hours of meeting her. Johnson did however have plenty to say as a Republican politician, much of it a slightly better articulated version of the “all the legal experts are saying” type bullshit Trump has repeated ad nauseum since his criminal trial began.

A private meeting of about 40 Michigan Arab-American leaders with fat former President Trump’s “shadow Secretary of State” Dick Grenell at a Troy restaurant on Tuesday night went poorly, attendees tell NOTUS.org about the effort to capitalize on Biden’s weaknesses with the community over his support for Israel’s destructive, borderline genocidal war in the Gaza Strip.

One participant said the fucking idiot “repeated Jared Kushner’s statement about beachfront property, which I think floated like a lead balloon in the room,” referring to Kush’s punchline from February about clearing Gaza to build Mediterranean resorts. “This is either too naive or too stupid of him to say something like this. Even the Israeli press made fun of Kushner when he said that,” said another, who also mocked Grenell for repeatedly acting like the largely meaningless “Abraham Accords” were a sign of Trump’s “brilliance” on the maddeningly complex matters of foreign policy.

“Frankly, the guy – I don’t want to say bad stuff – is clueless on the Middle East,” the source continued (not clear if “the guy” is Grenell or Trump), saying “typical Republican” things and “Fox News stuff” about the conflict. Attendees had a number of conditions for supporting Trump: Support for an immediate ceasefire, which isn’t happening, funding for UNRWA, also not happening, and a ban on supporting militaries that violate human rights, and you guessed it. All Grenell, described as “unsympathetic to the Palestinians,” could offer was an empty promise to not try again for a Muslim ban the way Trump did immediately upon being inaugurated in 2017. “Grenell also seemed more concerned about how Arab American leaders in Michigan could help the Trump campaign rather than how the Trump campaign could help them,” NOTUS writes in summary about the meeting.

“As you witnessed this past Winter with the non-sanctuary status of so many localities across our great state, the Colorado GOP has made major progress in pushing local policy and laying the groundwork for local communities and boards to protect Coloradoans from the ultra progressive Democrats in the Colorado legislature. Our next policy aims to save Colorado children from progressive Democrats who want to turn more kids trans by requiring teachers to use ‘pronouns’ that do not make any sense and cause gender confusion. Colorado Kids should be able to attend public schools, receive a quality education, and be free from indoctrination, but that is far from reality. In reality, all Colorado parents should be aiming to remove their kids from public education.”

“Sadly, with Democrats in the super majority in Denver, Non-Legal Name Changes- House Bill 24-1039, passed and was signed into law by Governor Polis. The bill, sponsored by four far-left progressives, two of whom do not know their own genders and do not have children, requires teachers in public schools to use ‘pronouns’ for kids with gender confusion that do not align with their actual scientific gender, without parental consent. If your child decides he identifies as a girl because he is angry with you, or all of his friends are doing it, the Colorado government will actively encourage his new fetish by allowing him to identify as ‘she,’ ‘they,’ or whatever nonsensical terms your son’s teachers and peers may dream up…all without notifying you of your child’s disturbing behavior, which should be treated rather then encouraged,” writes the Colorado Republican Party in an email to members ordering them to start paying tuition at Christian private schools.

Maybe Staten Island Republican Congresswoman Nicole Malliotakis should try for a little more subtlety if she wants to tell us she’s preemptively trying to delegitimize a guilty verdict against her Orange God Emperor without telling us she’s preemptively trying to delegitimize a guilty verdict against her Orange God Emperor. If not then she should’ve at least been a little more honest about how Trump failed pre-trial bid for a venue change to her district so they could’ve reaped the economic boost from a swarm of media finally visiting the forgotten fifth borough.

On a related note, on Tuesday election law expert Rick Hasen wrote he’s still largely skeptical about the charges if maybe a little less so now that the cases have been rested. Hasen says the offenses have been proven but his issue is whether they rose to felonies rather than the misdemeanors that some similar cases have been charged under. In his piece however there’s one interesting point Hasen makes about Trump’s appellate options that he might have fucked himself out of. “There are also issues of federal preemption and supremacy. Some of these were ruled on by a federal judge when Trump tried to remove the case to federal court and Trump did not appeal. This raises the question of whether he’s waived his right to keep fighting those issues. In essence, the question is whether you can take a federal campaign finance violation and make it a crime (or an enhancement of a crime) in state court,” Hasen writes (emphasis ours) and holy shit that’ll be so funny if true.

Even better: It’s possible Trump’s lawyers triaged that appeal – that asserted he had been an “officer of the United States” – so they could argue the opposite when he got hit with the 14th Amendment complaints, which they did. That ended up being moot anyway because that specific question about the Section III of the 14th Amendment’s wording never came up in the Supreme Court’s eventual decision to save his fat ass from disqualification. Meaning he may’ve screwed himself for nothing.

“Congressman Steve Cohen (TN-9), a senior member of the Judiciary Committee, today introduced a resolution of censure against US Supreme Court Associate Justice Samuel Alito. By flying an inverted flag in front of his home during the period between the January 6, 2021, insurrection and President Joe Biden’s inauguration, Justice Alito publicly engaged in political activity and demonstrated his bias, a breach of judicial ethics. The upside-down American flag is a widely understood symbol of the ‘Stop the Steal’ effort, which falsely claimed that Donald Trump was the true winner of the 2020 election. The resolution specifically censures Justice Alito ‘for knowingly violating the federal recusal statute and binding ethics standards and calling the impartiality of the Supreme Court into question by continuing to participate in cases in which his prior public conduct could be reasonably interpreted to demonstrate bias.’ It also demands that he recuse himself from all litigation related to the 2020 election or the January 6 insurrection” – says a statement from Dem Congressman Steve Cohen’s office on a something more than the nothing Senate Dems are doing.