More than 100,000 Israelis took to the streets on Saturday night in Tel-Aviv to demand that dictator Benjamin Netanyahu accept the terms of a ceasefire deal brokered by the Biden Administration, terms that were unacceptable to the hardcore fascists crucial to the coalition that keeps “Bibi” in power and out of prison, threatening a walkout, the Washington Post reports.

The proposed agreement calls for a six-week halt in fighting, a prisoner-hostage exchange to recover the hundreds of Israelis still being held in captivity since the October 7th attack, and a serious increase in the humanitarian aid flowing into Gaza. All of which threaten to prompt the extremists to withdraw from the coalition, triggering snap elections that would be rough for “Bibi.”

In a statement that isn’t the flex he thinks it is, complete worm New Hampshire Governor Chris Sununu on Sunday told CNN’s Kasie Hunt that he’s comfortable voting for a convicted felon for president because he’s not Joe Biden, whose policies are blah blah blah, that he’s desperate enough for change to support a guy who told a pornstar she reminded him of his daughter prior to a two-minute sexual encounter that set off a chain of events that led to said conviction on 34 counts.

Sununu also said his former close buddy Nikki Haley was wrong when she said a few months ago that the American people would not vote for a convicted felon and then complained about the case.

Evidently unable to find someone a little more relevant to book for his weekly show Inside Politics Sunday, CNN’s Manu Raju sat down with Republican former Congressman and former Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy to ask him about his grievances with the eight GOP members who stripped him of the gavel last fall, with McCarthy naturally saying they’re scumbags – especially Matt Gaetz who McCarthy said “should be convicted” for “allegedly” being a statutory rapist and so on.

As for actually current events and not the implosion of McCarthy’s career, Raju asked McCarthy the same question all Sunday morning hosts have been asking Republicans for the past few weeks: whether he’ll accept the results of the 2024 election if Trump loses. After a good 40 seconds of equivocation with the “Hillary didn’t accept her loss” bullshit and Jamie Raskin this and Stacey Abrams that, McCarthy finally said yes, “every American should accept the result.” RINO.

Like sure, this CNN interview hits all the low notes you would expect from Lara Trump three days after her father-in-law got convicted on 34 felonies in New York City while he’s running a campaign to stay out of prison, like reluctantly telling hardcore MAGAs to stay away from committing violence if the judge locks up the fat fuck and ripping former Maryland Governor Larry Hogan, a Senate candidate vying for an open seat who could absolutely flip the chamber for Republicans alone, simply for saying Americans should respect the justice system in a tweet that was posted before the verdict was read on Thursday. It’s just that we think it would’ve been more funnier if Ronna was in this bit. Maybe it’s just that Lara Trump does a better job at believing her own bullshit. Lara sputters plenty enough but far less than Ronna would have with these questions.

A new ABC News/Ipsos survey of “US adults” – meaning the most MAGA-friendly type of sample as opposed to registered and likely voters – finds that 51 percent of self-identified independents and 67 percent of “double-hater” respondents who dislike both Biden and Trump said the convicted felon former president should drop out of the 2024 election after getting nailed on 34 felonies.

In yet another example of that overlap we love so much, significant numbers of both of these sub-samples – 45 percent of independents and 51 percent of the “double-haters” – said the Manhattan case against Trump was politically motivated, meaning at least 2 percent of the indies and 18 percent of the “double-haters,” would be okay with it if a “political” case ended Trump’s campaign.

In a heavily-edited interview with the “Fox and Friends Weekend” crew aired Sunday morning, convicted felon former President Trump still managed to spew out plenty of dumb shit such as claiming that he never said “LOCK HER UP,” even though he kind of actually did, unsubtly threatened retribution if election again and violence from his fans if he’s jailed or placed on house arrest, and probably violated his gag order once again by shit-talking the jury. Typical stuff from the fat fuck.

“I think Trump is in a much stronger position today than he was on Wednesday,” consistently wrong Fox guest Hugh Hewitt tells couch cushion Brian Kilmeade as the Queen of Alternate Facts Kellyanne Conway chimes in in agreement.

A massive explosion in an office and apartment building in downtown Youngstown, Ohio on Tuesday was an accident caused by workers cutting through an unused gas line that still held residue gas vapors, officials said, according to ABC News.  The blast killed one and injured eight.

As part of a city project to clear out old infrastructure and replace city sidewalks, workers clearing out the building’s outdated, unused piping and ductwork in the basement had cut through the pipe twice, but the third cut released a cloud of gas because the section of pipe was still pressurized.  Workers evacuated the basement, pulled the fire alarm and called 9-1-1, but six minutes after the release, the building exploded.

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Convicted felon former President Trump himself posted some video edited and doctored to make it look like he had shanked a drive off the fairway to hit Biden in the back of the head.

Whatever makes them feel better right now.

A Morning Consult tracking survey conducted Friday found 49 percent of independent voter respondents and 15 percent of Republican voter respondents saying convicted felon former President Trump should drop out of the 2024 presidential race, Axios reports on a result we’re not going to pretend is actually accurate or will stick given the fuckery of pollsters this year.

A slim majority, 54 percent, either strongly or somewhat approved the verdict vs 37 percent who strongly or somewhat disapproved and nope, we’re not letting this infect us or our readers with any sort of false hope that this is going to be a major game changer, despite the absolute fucking freakout in the MAGA propaganda-industrial complex suggesting they at least believe it could be.

“Where the two sides were even within shouting distance of each other was vanishingly small, if it existed at all. But a few voices in the Trump universe allowed that Mr Trump may well have done something wrong, and a few in the anti-Trump sphere said they had finally been convinced to vote for his opponent, President Biden,” the New York Times wrote Saturday about follow-ups with respondents to their most recent swing state surveys. Alright, enough of this shit.

It sounds more like a segment on “Cops” rather than a diplomatic issue, but obnoxious trailer park neighbor Kim Jong-un isn’t keeping his trash on his property.  Since Tuesday, North Korea has launched a series of balloons carrying its trash, junk and manure over the border into South Korea, where the falling debris sets off security and safety alerts, the Associated Press reports.

Hundreds of balloons started soaring south over the border Tuesday night into Wednesday morning, triggering missile warnings and national security alerts and forcing the South Korean government to dispatch hazardous materials and demolition teams to check out each of the more than 250 “deliveries” of trash and garbage that.  More balloons were spotted Saturday, triggering text warnings to citizens to be careful of falling debris.

Like a petulant child, Pyongyang is responding to a South Korea project that drops propaganda leaflets over populated areas in North Korea, a practice South Korea has done for years in an effort to destabilize the North Korea regime.

The African National Congress Party of South Africa, the Party led by the late Nelson Mandela after the fall of apartheid which has held the majority in the state’s parliament for the last three decades, failed to secure a majority in Saturday’s election, NBC News reports.

The ANC secured 40% of the vote, the most of the various Parties on the ballot but for the first time, and needs to form a coalition to maintain control.  With the third largest economy and sixth largest population in Africa, South Africa continues to struggle with widespread poverty, and many of the four dozen new opposition Parties challenging ANC leadership to take a new path.

“The way to rescue South Africa is to break the ANC’s majority and we have done that,” said main opposition leader John Steenhuisen of the Democratic Alliance Party which finished second with about 20% of the votes.

• Donald Trump got 408 confirmed “guilty” votes.  There was even a recount.  None were mail-ins; they were all ballots cast in-person, yet he still says the results are invalid.  The man simply doesn’t like people voting.
• Flags have less impact and women have more autonomy in Alito’s household than he allows in anyone else’s lives.  Remember when conservatives thought it was not just disqualifying, but imprisonable, if someone disrespected the Flag?  They wanted a goddamn Amendment!
• Donald Trump’s crime was far more damaging to American society than your average drug dealer and should be sentenced as such.  
• Biden’s smart in largely staying out of the verdict fray, both Constitutionally and politically.  Trump’s guilt will be used, no doubt, but there’s no political need to dirty the Presidency with it right now.  When you play politics, play hard, but when you’re President, act like it.  Now is not the time to pour the salt on.
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“So I hope the Biden campaign hears that loud and clear,” the pop singer-ish co-chair of the Republican National Committee and fitness model Lara Trump uncomfortably shout-speaks into her podcast microphone.  “They have awakened a sleeping giant.”

Canada’s straight version of Jeffrey Dahmer found a similar fate as his American rival:  Robert Pickton, one of the Great White North’s most prolific serial killers, died on this week of injuries sustained in a prison assault earlier this month, the Associated Press reports.

Convicted of killing six women and sentenced to Canada’s maximum of 25-years-to-life for his crimes, Pickton was charged in the murders of 26 women, whom he was believed to have kidnapped, tortured, raped, and in some cases, allegedly eaten.  When police searched the pig farm he owned, they found DNA evidence of 33 sex workers and drug addicts from the Vancouver area reported missing over a quarter century.  He had once bragged to an undercover officer he killed 49 women.

“So we just can’t sit back and say, oh, I hope everything corrects itself.  You have to get in the game, Republicans.  I want every secretary of state, are you purging your voting roles of non-citizens right now?  Is every Republican state AG opening investigation into voter fraud right now?” Trump advisor and Hitler Youth troop leader Stephen Miller says.  “Is every House committee controlled by Republicans using its subpoena power in every way it needs to right now with every Republican DA starting every investigation they need to right now?  Is every donor off the sidelines and into the game, the big dollar guys, the rich guys, the wealthy guys?  Every facet of Republican Party politics and power has to be used right now to go toe to toe with Marxism and beat these Communists.  That’s the task, Jesse.”

Pardon me.  I need a shower.

Ten percent of Republicans said they were less likely to vote for Donald Trump after his conviction on 34 counts of financial fraud related to illegal hush money payments to prevent multiple extramarital affairs from becoming public in the weeks before the 2016 election, Reuters reports.

Don’t worry about the polls that say 15% of people assert they are more likely to vote for Trump after his felony convictions; they were part of the Base that was going to vote for him anyway.  The poll wasn’t asking if they’re switching their vote from Biden; it’s asking how fervent a cultist they are.  They’re the portion of the country that believes in the Soros-funded Deep State.  The 17% or so that said they’re less likely to vote for Trump equates to actual votes being shed.

Can we just take a second here to remember:  We’re asking if sittin’-in-the-pews-on-Sunday, Bible-thumping, Jesus-praising, God-fearing [in public] Republicans will support a man who was convicted of using his lucre to cover-up his dalliance with an adult movie actress with whom he cheated on his mistress as his wife nursed their newborn son.  Regardless of the criminal conviction, these same people called for Bill Clinton to resign because he lied in testimony about a consensual extramarital affair.  But the porn star-Playboy model-Slovenian import triangle is A-Okay with this people.  Sheesh.

“After sitting for five weeks through that Rigged Trial in Lower Manhattan, which was surrounded by vast but unnecessary numbers of New York’s Finest in order to keep law abiding MAGA patriots away, and as I watched insignificant numbers of fully funded Radical Left troublemakers, with brand new and gleaming professionally made signs, screaming and cursing from areas said to be closed to us, and all others, I realized that Reason, Truth, and Love of our Country is no longer a force of Good and Change. These are Dark Days in America!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Truth Social Friday evening. Very sad that he didn’t start with that line a month ago.

After that the fat fuck posted “I AM THE POLITICAL PRISONER OF A FAILING NATION, BUT I WILL SOON BE FREE, NOVEMBER 5TH, AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” Jesus Christ, lol.

Never one to let his name or image be used without the payment of a suitable licensing fee, the Trump campaign has notified Republican Virginia Congressman Bob Good he can no longer display signage or advertising implying Good is endorsed by Donald Trump because the Cantaloupe Convict hasn’t officially found him suitably MAGA, the Washington Post reports.

Conveniently and incongruously believing courts that would enforce a cease-and-desist are legitimate, the Trump campaign demanded Good stop “[p]roducing and displaying materials that give the false impression that President Trump is supportive of your candidacy” because it “is a fraud on the voters of the 5th Congressional District.”

After Trump’s conviction on 34 felonies relating to trying to illegally influence the 2016 election by laundering hush money payments to a porn star with whom he had a dalliance while cheating on his wife with his Playboy mistress, Good might find the endorsement of an adulterous adjudicated rapist and fraudster isn’t a good look in southcentral Virginia.

Marian Robinson, Michelle Obama’s mother who moved into the White House after her good-for-nuthin’ son-in-law was elected President of the States, has died in Washington, a statement from the family announced Friday, NBC News reports.

Robinson moved from her Chicago home to the White House after the 2013 inauguration to care for Michelle and Barack’s two daughters, aged seven and ten at the time, while their parents took their role as First Couple.  No cause of death was given, but the family said in a statement, “She passed peacefully this morning, and right now, none of us are quite sure how exactly we’ll move on without her.”