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Trump pissing away more money: After losing defamation lawsuit, British court orders him to pay Steele firm’s legal fees

Donald Trump’s legal woes don’t stop at American shores:  the British high court ordered him to pay Christopher Steele’s firm, Orbis Business Intelligence, more than £600,000 (roughly $770,000) to cover the company’s legal fees incurred in defending itself against a defamation suit Trump filed, the BBC reports.

Apparently knowing Trump’s character, High Court Judge Karen Steyn ordered Trump to pay half, £300,000, while the Court auditors determine the final amount due.  Trump sued Orbis for creating the “Steele dossier” which assembled unconfirmed opposition research reports about Trump’s activities in Russia, including a claim that he hired prostitutes to urinate on a hotel bed once used by the Obamas.  Trump denies the accusation.  Last month, Steyn determined that the suit was “bound to fail” in the courts, halting the suit.

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Emerson College fucks up, finds Biden leading Trump in new poll

Emerson College fucked up in a new national survey of registered voters, finding President Joe Biden tied with disgraced former President Trump at 45 percent each, but increased to a 51 to 49 percent Biden lead when “undecided voters are asked which candidate they lean toward.”

It’s absolute disaster for the fake mainstream pollster and the horserace circlejerkers who fondle themselves to the Boston-based college pollster’s constant stream of numbers portending general election doom for American democracy as, when you account for the typical 4 to 6 percent padding Emerson gives Republican candidates in their findings, it puts Biden well within the margin necessary to neutralize the GOP’s electoral college advantage. Expect Emerson to conduct a serious retooling of their weighting algorithms so that Trump is leading by 15 percent next month.

“Haley primary voters break for Biden in the general election, 63 percent to 27 percent, with 10 percent undecided. In 2020 these voters broke for Biden 52 percent to 36 percent. Independent voters break for Trump 42 percent to 39 percent, with 19 percent undecided. With the undecided push, Biden’s support increases to 52 percent and Trump to 48 percent. Those who did not vote in 2020 break for Trump 46 percent to 17 percent, with 36 percent undecided,” Emerson wrote in their release and man are they going to catch a LOT of shit from their MAGA masters for this mess.

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Presidential actors give president advice on how to president

Missing from that Zoom call were Danny Glover, Meryl Streep, Nick Offerman, Jamie Foxx, Gene Hackman, Kiefer Sutherland, Harrison Ford, Martin Sheen, and a whole bunch of others who probably should’ve been invited. Also what the hell is with Morgan Freeman saying all he had to deal with was a meteor in Deep Impact? Did he forget about the coup attempt in Angel Has Fallen?

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Lowly dogs whimper and lick their abusive master’s face

“Voters in the Commonwealth and across the country have spoken loudly for President Donald J Trump and I endorse him for President of the United States. His record on border security, restoring American leadership around the world, reducing taxes and lowering the cost of living for all Americans stands in stark contrast to the open borders, failed leadership on the global stage, rampant inflation and higher costs of today. It’s time to unite around strong leadership and policies that grow our great nation, not four more years of President Biden,” – Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin, about 16 months after the Orange God Emperor wrote “Young Kin (now that’s an interesting take. Sounds Chinese, doesn’t it?) in Virginia couldn’t have won without me. I Endorsed him, did a very big Trump Rally for him telephonically, got MAGA to Vote for him – or he couldn’t have come close to winning. But he knows that, and admits it,” in a Truth Social post.

“Joe Biden has been a disaster for our country. Higher prices, inflation, an open border, crime, and the destruction of America’s image on the world stage. I will do everything to defeat him and elect Donald J Trump for President of the United States! 🇺🇸” – Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds, about four months after the Orange God Emperor wrote “Kim Reynolds of Iowa has gone from a popular Governor to the MOST UNPOPULAR GOVERNOR IN THE UNITED STATES, not an easy feat. Her Endorsement of Ron DeSanctimonious, who is 50 Points down to me in the Polls, has given him exactly ZERO ‘Bounce.’ He is a wounded bird falling violently from the sky. I wonder what position Kim was promised in order to back someone who is sooo far down?” in a Truth Social post.

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Smith team still conducting interviews in Mar-a-Lago docs case

“Per the protective order issued in this case (ECF No 27), the Government has provided thirteen prior productions of unclassified discovery to Defendants Donald J Trump, Waltine Nauta, and Carlos De Oliveira. On March 7, 2024, the Government provided a fourteenth production of unclassified discovery to counsel for Defendants (‘Production 14’). Production 14 consists of nine pages and includes the memorialization of an interview conducted on March 6, 2024,” writes Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s team in a motion filed Thursday, emphasis ours.

No further details were made available in the filing, all it shows is that the investigation is still ongoing and Smith should start leaking some of this stuff because there’s no chance of this going to trial before the election given MAGA Judge Aileen Cannon’s non-stop courtroom fuckery.

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WATCH LIVE: Jim Jordan wrestles with January 6th investigation

“The Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government will hold a hearing on Thursday, March 7, 2024, at 10:00 am ET. The hearing will examine how Big Government has colluded with Big Banks to surveil Americans’ private financial data. The financial surveillance uncovered by the Committee was not predicated on any specific evidence of particularized criminal conduct and it focused on terms and specific transactions that concerned core political and religious expression protected by the Constitution,” says a statement from Jim Jordan’s “Weaponization” subcommittee claiming douchebag anti-woman influencer Jordan Peterson and some other right wing eggheads are supposed to be testifying this morning, but watching now it seems like the original reporting on it being about the financial aspects of the Justice Department’s January 6th investigations is also true as former DC Metro Police Officer Mike Fanone is being sworn in.

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Dr Feelgood was quietly demoted from Naval rank in 2022

Texas MAGA Congressman and former Navy Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson is actually a former Navy Captain after the Department of Defense retroactively demoted him in 2022 following an inspector general’s report on his boozing, free distribution of controlled substances, and general assclownery while serving as the Trump White House’s chief physician, the Washington Post reports.

Jackson, who officially retired from the Navy in December 2019 ahead of his successful run for Texas’s 13th District, now earns $15,000 less per year in pension as a result of the demotion. Navy spokesman Lt Cmdr Joe Keiley confirmed to the Post the demotion without specifying how far down Jackson had been busted down. “The substantiated allegations in the DoDIG investigation of Rear Adm (lower half) Ronny Jackson are not in keeping with the standards the Navy requires of its leaders and, as such, the Secretary of the Navy took administrative action in July 2022,” Keily wrote.

Jackson of course continues to lie on his official House and campaign websites that he’s a retired rear admiral, but that’s a smaller issue than the overall context in which it occurs, as Jackson had held the position during the Obama Administration. Which makes him the go-to for the right wing media on his “inside knowledge” of both Joe Biden and Donald Trump’s health histories.

Meaning it seems like this reporting and last week’s Rolling Stone story on Jackson handing out speed and Xanax like they were candy to Trump White House staffers is meant to undermine his credibility when he’s supposed to be spewing all sorts of bullshit about how Biden is demented while Trump has the mind and body of a 22 year old Olympian skier/MIT grad student. Good on the Biden White House for getting aggressive with this son of a bitch. It’s not really a “hit job” when it’s true.

Additional notes by Jack: Texas’s “stolen valor” law punishes individuals who lie or exaggerate about their military record, barring false claims to “obtain a promotion, compensation, or other benefit, or an increase in compensation or other benefit, in employment or in the practice of a trade, profession, or occupation.” Jackson’s website continues to knowingly promote his false rank as a rear admiral, which should put him in line for charges, but indicted Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s office will never seek charges.

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K-pop star apologizes for dating

The frontwoman of top Korean pop act Aespa, Yu “Karina” Ji-min, apologized to fans on Wednesday after a Seoul-based entertainment news site last month broke that she was dating actor Lee Jae-wook, which is a big no-no for fans in Korea and Japan who demand that the extremely remote possibility they can eff their idols be left open, otherwise the is magic gone, Sky News reports.

Seriously. Aespa fans last week rented an electronic billboard and parked it outside of her record label SM Entertainment, with a message reading “Is the love to you by your fans not enough? Why did you choose to betray the fans? Please apologize directly. Otherwise, you will see a decrease in album sales and empty concert seats,” which led “Karina” to apologize on Instagram.

“I apologize for surprising you greatly. I know very well how disappointed [my fans] who have supported me are and how upset you’re thinking about the memories we shared together. I want to make up for my hurt fans from now on. I have always been sincere to you, and still each and every one of you are truly precious to me,” she hand-wrote in very bubbly Korean letters.

Obviously she didn’t say she was actually ending it with Jae-wook or otherwise commit to again becoming “available” to her fans so give her some points for that. Maybe it’s too much to expect a 23 year-old under no doubt a lot of control from her label’s executives to speak out against this mass delusion of incel-dom and tell people to fuck off, let her have her own life, but this is some weird shit and pretty embarrassing to witness even from a distance. Hopefully whatever Western fanbase she has could push the Koreans and Japanese to let go of their fantasy-based demands.

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Texas facing invasion from trillions of disgusting vermin

The state of Texas this year will be overwhelmed with an invasion of trillions of dark-colored, disgusting vermin and there’s nothing Governor Low Energy Greg Abbott or Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton can do about it, as the Austin American-Statesman reports two overlapping broods of cicadas are set to emerge from the ground to terrorize and annoy white Texans.

“What makes this rather unusual is that both broods are emerging during the same year,” said Mount St Joseph University biology Professor Dr Gene Kritsky. “Now the last time these two particular broods emerged together was in 1803. To give people some historical perspective, that’s when Thomas Jefferson was president of the United States,” Kritsky added about the inferior, darkly-colored filth that no law can stop from replacing normal-sized, quieter bugs during an election year.

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Alabama tries to reverse devastating IVF court decision

Alabama Republican Governor Kay Ivey signed a bill Wednesday protecting IVF treatments from the state Supreme Court’s broad decision saying fertilized embryos are people and thereby exposing fertility clinics to possible charges of abuse and manslaughter, CNN reports.

The new law, however, doesn’t address the central issue of the court’s decision, the legal issue of personhood for fetuses, something sought by conservative anti-choice activists.  The legislation flew through both the state house and Senate on Wednesday before landing on Ivey’s desk.  Speed became an issue because fertility treatments are limited to the patients’ individual needs.

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German man gets more than 200 Covid vaccines in 2½ years with no side effects; in other news, new superhero protecting Saxony

A 62-year-old man from Magdeburg, Germany who reportedly received 217 Covid vaccination shots over 29 months starting in June 2021 shows no signs of any adverse effects even though he received an extreme dose, CNN reports.

Medical researchers contacted the man after reading about his legal difficulties:  local prosecutors investigated him for suspicion of fraudulently obtaining vaccination certifications, but decided to not press charges after confirming the man had received 134 doses; he self-reported another 83.  The study does not address the reason the man received so many vaccinations.

At times, the man traveled to get vaccinations–one every four days on average–after local clinics barred him; one threatened to call police if he returned after being spotted on site.  He did not test positive for the virus from May 2022 to November 2023, but the senior researcher does not believe that had to do with his hyper-dosage:  “The benefit is not much bigger if you get vaccinated three times or 200 times.”

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Another Fox faux outrage falls flat

“She was there when sailors were returning from war.  I mean, what did she expect,” Jesse Watters says as the network tries to create another bit of faux outrage over a vintage photo in a company where tens of millions of dollars in sexual harassment lawsuits obviously didn’t sink in.

“I mean, he’s an American hero and she’s just paying him back,” so-called “news anchor” Julie Banderas responds before Watters chirps in, “It’s the least she could do!”

“I bet you that’s not only she paid him back with, I’m just saying,” Banderas continues as Watters chortles like a perverted old man who just told a dirty joke at a family reunion.

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Las Vegas airport debuts TSA’s first self-screening lanes

In a pilot program, PreCheck screened passengers at Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas can opt to use a self-screening lane which officials compared to a self-checkout line at a supermarket, the Washington Post reports.  It’s an addition effort by the Department of Transportation to speed travel through airports.

The program is geared to frequent travelers who know what needs to be screened through x-ray and other scanners and who can manage their own processes with little interaction with TSA agents.  TSA agents will still screen identification and other documents at the start of the process, and if the passenger is selected for a random screening, they can still be pulled from the line.

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Man crashes snowmobile into Blackhawk helicopter parked on airport runway, sues government for $9.5 million

In the tradition of famous offroaders in the Palin and Boebert clans, a Massachusetts man who took prescription drugs and drank a couple beers before slamming into a parked Blackhawk helicopter on the runway of a little-used airport he was snowmobiling on, the Associated Press reports, and now he’s suing the government for $9.5 million in damages.

The lawsuit says 48-year-old Jeff Smith had the permission of the owner of the private airport to ride his snowmobile on the property one night in March 2019, when he slammed into the tail of a Blackhawk helicopter when he was traveling at around 60 mph.

Smith claims the Blackhawk crew, which landed at the airfield as part of an exercise, did not do enough to light the attack copter or to let people know that it was there.  Smith has already reached a settlement with the airfield owner.  The government’s response is basically, “You ran into our parked helicopter.”

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Homeschooling MAGA former missionary beats incumbent Republican North Carolina state schools superintendent

A Trump-supporting former missionary who homeschools her children and lost a 2022 race for a local school board beat the incumbent Republican North Carolina state superintendent of schools in Tuesday’s primary, WTVD ABC 11 in Raleigh reports, putting another far-right radical on the November ballot in a state that will be targeted by both presidential candidates.

Republican Michele Morrow beat Catherine Truitt campaigning on the claim that the state’s public schools were indoctrinating students into “woke” ideology and left-wing ideas.  She’ll take on Democrat Maurice “Mo” Green, a former Guilford County schools superintendent, for the state job.

According to the Raleigh News & Observer, Morrow holds many views popular with the far right that push away many voters, including posting that the US should “ban Islam” and “ban Muslims from elected offices.”  Paired with a misogynist Holocaust denier running as the GOP’s nominee for North Carolina governor, and many voters will turn out to make sure three people don’t get into office.

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Long Island vegan baker sent customers Dunkin’ strawberry donuts claiming they were vegan, gluten-free; they’re not

A celebrated Long Island, New York vegan bakery has apparently been caught sending its clients doughnuts it claimed were gluten-free and vegan, but were in fact just Dunkin’ Donuts strawberry frosted, completed with the chain’s signature “DD” sprinkles, the Washington Post reports.

The co-owner of vegan shop Cindysnacks in Huntington took to social media to question the product that was delivered to their shop from the Savory Fig, which supplies specialty baked goods for sale in area shops.  On its Instagram page, Cindysnacks walked viewers through the doughnuts being tested, resulting in a “highly positive” reaction for gluten.

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