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Kennedy Center puppet board seeks stay of Trump name removal

The hand-picked puppet regime board at the John F Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts voted Thursday night to seek a stay of a judge’s order commanding them to remove the defacement of the building reading “The Donald J Trump and John F Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts” ahead of the the Friday night deadline for the removal to be effected, the AP reports on what’ll probably end up being some kind of token rationale for non-compliance with the order.

The board also approved a resolution recognizing Trump’s “commitment to uphold this cherished American institution,” even though he kind of didn’t by putting his name first above JFK’s.

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Regime plans lame duck “expunge” of Trump impeachments: WSJ

After years of noises about “expunging” convicted felon President Trump’s two impeachments but for whatever reasons never actually getting around to it – failures that reportedly contributed to Kevin McCarthy’s political demise in 2023, lol – his supplicants in the House will move forward on it as part of what the Wall Street Journal writes is “a broader effort to burnish his presidential legacy.”

Trump himself confirmed this to the Journal, telling reporters “It should be done because I did nothing wrong. It was a rigged deal – it was a whole rigged situation,” during a brief call, further confirmed by Jesus Dork Mike Johnson, who said “it makes a lot of sense the more the evidence comes out, the more we know they really were sham impeachments,” adding that the conversations about the resolution picked up about a month ago. “We were saying it at the time, now we know. And they make a very compelling case that it should be expunged from the record, because it was a hyperpartisan attack job,” Johnson continued, as though he gave up on impeaching Joe Biden in early 2024 because of his commitment to the decent, virtuous governance of a statesman.

Johnson gave up because he didn’t have the votes. For similar reasons, the Journal that any expungement “likely wouldn’t be considered until after the November election… Even then, it would be difficult to garner the votes needed to pass,” making this whole stupid gambit even stupider.

For one, because the only meaning of this is the symbolic collective sentiment of the House of Representatives judging the actions of a previous Congress, then there is literally nothing stopping a Dem majority in January from passing a “repungement” or whatever the hell you want to call it, which they will do before they get around to the third and possibly fourth impeachment.

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“President Donald Trump grew furious this week”

“President Donald Trump grew furious this week” CNN reported earlier on Thursday in an article that could have been about anything because the fat bastard is always furious about everything and stopped having fun a long time ago, even inside of his cloistered, adulating safe spaces.

Specifically however, this was growing “furious after ordering new strikes on Iran, believing that both Tehran and the media did not view the US military action as powerful enough,” which would be funny enough if it was Tehran alone, but the media is extra funny because its not like he shouldn’t have seen this coming. Of fucking course they wanted him to win in 2024 and then fail miserably like this when back in office because how the hell else were they going to keep people tuned in. An 84 year-old Joe Biden falling asleep during some White House ceremony honoring Joyce Carol Oates while the CIA secretly sabotaged Iran’s nuclear program sure as shit wasn’t going to drive clicks.

The stupid orange corpse only cared about the first part of that equation. Now he owns it.

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Federal judge finds Ken Paxton sued ActBlue to retaliate against them for funding Dem campaigns to public office, tosses case

“Plaintiffs ActBlue LLC, ActBlue Civics Inc, ATS Inc, and ActBlue Charities Inc (collectively, ActBlue) bring this action against Warren Kenneth Paxton Jr, in his official capacity as Attorney General of the State of Texas, based on his initiation of an allegedly sham lawsuit against ActBlue in the state court of Texas. ActBlue asserts that Paxton filed the lawsuit – which asserts claims under the Texas Deceptive Practices Act (DTPA) – not with the purpose of vindicating Texans’ rights as consumers but to retaliate against ActBlue for promoting and enabling campaign contributions to Democratic candidates for political office, including James Talarico, who is now Paxton’s opponent in a race for the seat in the United States Senate presently occupied by Republican Senator John Cornyn.”

“Before the court is ActBlue’s motion for a preliminary injunction. On June 4, 2026, the court convened an instructive and well-presented hearing on the motion. For the following reasons, the court will allow the substance of ActBlue’s motion,” wrote Massachusetts District Judge Richard Stearns in a ruling Thursday, emphasis added to the plain statement of Pax’s objectives.

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Colorado wildfire a lesson on not crashing a plane onto dry brush

A Tuesday brushfire sparked by the crash of a small single-engine aircraft in Rio Grande County, Colorado onto a patch of dry xeric shrubland served as an important reminder to pilots that they should exercise due caution and try to land aircraft properly during high-wind, low-humidity conditions in fire-prone regions. Or, if that proves impossible, at least direct the plane to crash into a waterway or paved surface as to avoid spreading flames onto any combustible material.

Luckily for all involved – the two occupants of the plane, who did not suffer serious injuries, and local residents, whose property was not threatened by the fire – responders were able to quickly extinguish the flames, per the Valley Courier. Yet good wildfire safety requires more than just good luck and the next pilot of a troubled aircraft should heed the warnings of the incident by simply not flying a troubled aircraft in the first place. Or crash it into a Walmart or Home Depot if available.

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TACO post drops like clockwork

“Based on the fact that discussions with the Islamic Republic of Iran have been brought to the highest level of Iranian leadership and approved, I have, as President of the United States of America, cancelled the scheduled strikes and bombings against Iran this evening. Discussions and final points have been, in both concept and great detail, approved by all parties involved, including the United States, Israel, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Turkey, Pakistan, Bahrain, Kuwait, Jordan, Egypt, and others. The Naval Blockade will remain in full force and effect until this Transaction is finalized, time and place of the signing to be announced shortly,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, at least the fifth time fatass threatened an apocalyptic attack on Iran and then TACOed.

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Apex of masculine dominance falsely advertised as dancing during “tele-rally” in which he will only address audience via speakerphone

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Lefty perennial NYC candidate acquitted in ICE gulag stunt

A federal magistrate judge on Thursday found leftist perennial New York City candidate Brad Lander not guilty of obstruction over a September 2025 incident in which he and other officials were arrested while demanding access to detention cells, WABC reports on a messaging blow to Lander’s unnecessary current campaign against incumbent New York 10th Dem Congressman Dan Goldman.

Lander, who served with fiduciary mediocrity as the city’s comptroller in the lead-up to a failed mayoral campaign whose only real highlight was a June 2025 arrest at the same ICE gulag, probably could’ve used a guilty verdict since a conviction would have helped polish his image as an edgy, renegade outsider fighting against the establishment and all that. Though a recent Emerson poll put Lander ahead at a stupefying 57 to 23 percent, it was an Emerson poll. That coupled with the fact that Lander recently agreed to a second debate against Goldman this month indicates a much tighter race that hopefully one of the Dems’ most vicious congressional rottweilers survives.

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Jaydee to join The View next week

Lol. Per The Hollywood Reporter, which links the booking to FCC incel Brendan Carr’s jihad against Mediaite’s favorite show, neckbearded Vice President JD Vance will sit on ABC’s The View for what will no doubt be a less-than-softball appearance in front of the very anti-MAGA live studio audience.

That’s, uh, something, ain’t it? Like on paper yeah you could see booking the weasely son of a bitch sophist as like an act of submission and in the narrow sense that is theoretically true. Guess we’ll have to see how the appearance goes, but seriously, is there any universe in which he comes out of there feeling like it was time well spent and that he moved the ball down the field?

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Republican Indiana sheriff indicted for campaign sign fuckery

A grand jury in Indiana last week returned a multi-count indictment against Republican Jennings County Sheriff William K “Kenny” Freeman Jr on charges of two misdemeanor counts of theft, as well as low-level felony counts of official misconduct, obstruction of justice, and perjury over Freeman’s fuckery related to the theft of signs for at least two other candidates’ campaigns, WRTV reports.

State law prohibits sheriffs from running more than twice and as Freeman terms out in January he himself is not on the ballot and the reporting did not specify which candidate(s) he was targeting other than to say that one was running to succeed him as the county’s top cop and another’s bid is for a judgeship. Target them he did however as a GPS device embedded in one of the signs had led state troopers to a trash can on Freeman’s property – where they found the other campaign signs.

Rather than resign, apologize, and write, say, a $1,000 check to each campaign, Freeman instead issued a complaint and summons to both candidates regarding the placement of their signs, which led to the felony charges on top of what would’ve been misdemeanors if they were even prosecuted.

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Tehran threatens Ketamine Brain’s Middle East assets

From a post by Twitter user @TheMashreq, the content of which in parts matches quotes carried by CNBC in their reporting on this Thursday Telegram post by Iran’s official Fars News agency:

“With the update of Iran’s military operations target bank, all interests related to economic holdings managed by Elon Musk in West Asia, including Arab countries and Israel, have been entirely included in the initial list for drafting new targets. This action follows the proof of the use of infrastructure managed by Elon Musk, including Starlink, by the US and Israeli armies. Earlier, Musk’s military aid to the US army through the Starshield projects and the launch of military satellites in activities such as earth observation, encrypted communications, and secure data transfer had been revealed.”

“The Starlink ground station located in the occupied territories, Qatar, Jordan, the UAE, and Oman, along with SpaceX shareholders including the infrastructure of two companies, Alfazabi and Mobadele, are among the new targets in Iran’s list. An informed source told Fars that the US army, supported by companies related to Musk, has committed war crimes including attacks on water infrastructure in southern Iran, and the Islamic Republic of Iran reserves the right to attack all facilities related to holdings managed by Musk in the region and the occupied territories.”

So yes, Iran put the word out that they’ll be targeting SpaceX/Grok facilities in the region. Would’ve been funnier if they just did it but Ketamine Brain’s reaction ought to be pretty good either way.

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The fake news is Iran’s best defense: President on Fox News

The Orange God Emperor unexpectedly called into the couch show Thursday morning to claim that he’s not frustrated but that the “fake news” is Iran’s best defensive weapon in the war that he started, for which there may be some truth to given that he answered a question about Iran by expressing frustration over the outcome of the California primary election in which his guy Steve Hilton advanced over Dem billionaire Tom Steyer to take on former HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra.

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Wholesale inflation beats expectations

“The Producer Price Index for final demand rose 1.1 percent in May, seasonally adjusted, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Final demand prices advanced 1.1 percent in April and 0.7 percent in March. On an unadjusted basis, the index for final demand increased 6.5 percent for the 12 months ended in May, the largest 12-month rise since moving up 7.4 percent in November 2022.”

“Nearly 80 percent of the May advance in demand prices is attributable to a 2.8-percent increase in the index for final demand goods. Prices for final demand services moved up 0.3 percent. The index for final demand less foods, energy, and trade services rose 0.8 percent in May, the largest advance since increasing 0.9 percent in March 2022. For the 12 months ended in May, prices for final demand less foods, energy, and trade services moved up 5.1 percent, the largest 12-month rise since jumping 5.5 percent in October 2022,” says the US Bureau of Labor Statistics’ monthly Producer Price Index summary which, per CNBC, crushed expectations of just 0.7 percent in a Dow Jones survey.

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Tired old huckster promises win that has eluded him for months

“The United States will be hitting Iran (Whose Navy, Air Force, Radar, Anti Aircraft, and all other forms of Defense, together with most of its offensive capability, are GONE!), VERY HARD TONIGHT.”

“At some point in the not too distant future, we will be taking Kharg Island, and other oil infrastructure points, and assume total control of their Oil and Gas Markets, much like we have with Venezuela, which is working out brilliantly for both Venezuela and the United States,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, his “Truths” just a collection of the same words.

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