Donald Trump’s presidential campaign spent more money than it took in last month, raising $8.8 million while spending more than $11 million, and his “Save America” PAC raised $8.5 million with $3.9 million in expenditures, nearly $3 million of which went to legal fees, according to the Daily Beast‘s review of FEC records.

A leadership PAC is typically designed to “spread the wealth” around to help underfunded candidates from the deep-pockets of the top-line candidate, but Trump has been using Save America PAC to fund his legal defense in his legal cases.  Save America PAC is now primarily reliant on repayments from Trump’s old MAGA PAC to keep itself funded.  It also gains money by taking 10% of funds raised by Trump’s joint fundraising committee, with the rest of the money going directly to the campaign.  Save America PAC had more than $30 million at the start of 2023.

Trump is also splintering his fundraising efforts by now pulling his campaign donors to buy other products like sneaker, perfume and NFTs that will ultimately become worthless.  Plus, as many of Trump 2020 team head to court dates, their teams will be hitting up the same donor pool–both individuals and larger–to fund their defenses.

Hey!  Look!  A Trump lawyer finally won one… sorta.  “Just For Men” dispenser and continually disgraced human Rudy Giuliani can appeal the $146 million judgment against him awarded to Fulton County election workers Rudy Moss and Shaye Freeman, a federal bankruptcy judge ruled Tuesday, but he can’t use any of his personal money, so he must find donors who meet court approval to fund the effort, NBC News reports.

The December defamation judgment in DC federal court led Giuliani to declare bankruptcy about a week later, putting all his major financial decisions under a court-ordered review.  “Any fees and expenses incurred by the Debtor and his advisors in the Freeman Litigation in connection with any Post-Trial Filings and the Notice of Appeal shall not be paid by, and shall not result in a claim against, the Debtor or his estate,” U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Sean Lane wrote in his order.  Should Giuliani’s effort fail, he would be responsible for paying Moss and Freeman because such damages do not discharge in bankruptcy.

“Take a look at this photo right here,” Trump advisor and former radio deejay Sean Hannity demands.  “Look at that photo from his phone that the government, prosecutors claim show lines of cocaine.  That’s what the government prosecutors are saying.  They’re saying that’s sawdust.  Take a good look at sawdust lined up in perfect little lines.  Take a close look.  Does that look like sawdust to you.”

Yes.  Yes, Sean, it looks exactly like sawdust.  And yes, people can put little things in line that *look* like cocaine–as any teenager with a sugar dispenser after watching too much Miami Vice in the 1980s could tell you–but that doesn’t make that big tan clumps lined up or scattered on a table saw in a home shop enough cocaine to power Tony Montana.  (What I really love, though, is the obvious hesitation in Hannity’s voice when he looks down at the monitor and his little brain tells him, “Yo, doofus, that *does* look like sawdust.”)

A 30-year-old satellite called one of the granddaddies in the study of climate change will plummet to Earth at some point overnight… somewhere on the planet, the BBC reports, with the exact time and site of entry into the atmosphere unknown because it’s an unplanned, uncontrolled entry.

The European Remote-Sensing Satellite-2 was the second of a pair of instrument platforms launched by the European Space Agency in the early 1990s;  ERS-2 launched in 1995.  The two satellites were some of the first to do large-scale recording of sea and cloud temperatures that signaled changes to the climate.

ERS-2 stopped functioning in 2001 when its gyroscopes stopped working, and at that time, program directors decided to use the last bit of fuel in the satellite to start it on a spiralling orbit that would ultimately lead to tonight’s re-entry.  ESA officials say they expect most of the satellite to burn up on reentry, but pieces of debris have a small possibility of hitting land.  “The odds of a piece of satellite falling on someone’s head is estimated at one in a billion,” an ESA space junk engineer said.  Given that Earth’s population is around 7.8 billion, eight of you better watch out.

An easterly jetstream that reached more than 250 m.p.h. propelled a commercial airliner that left Washington, DC late Saturday night to reach London nearly 45 minutes early after it reached speeds nearing 840 m.p.h. during the flight, CBS News reports, one of a number of eastbound flights to top 800 m.p.h. this weekend.  For comparison, the now-retired Concorde would reach top speeds of 1,300 m.p.h.

While the quicker flights were advantageous for scheduling, pilots reported more turbulence for the flights.  And while the jetstream is an aid to those planes going to Europe, the planes flying to North America from Europe run into greater headwinds even if they are outside the most powerful band of winds.  (For the record, the planes technically did not break the sound barrier at around 767 m.p.h. because the planes did not surpass that speed in comparison to the air current around them.)

The lowlight reel from fat former President Trump’s Tuesday night Fox News town hall with Frau Ingraham would be almost as long as the show itself minus commercial breaks, but sticking out with insane bullshit such as saying he’s now an expert on law from being indicted and sued so much, saying mail-in ballots are automatic fraud, acting like some non-existent trucker protest is going have some influence over the New York State court system, and of course calling the civil fraud verdict against him a “form of Navalny.” That’s the one we’re running with because it’s the worst.

Although Trump telling Ingraham that he didn’t have to hand over the classified documents he stole from the White House might’ve been a good pick too, but we’re sticking with this one.

Although it has very little chance of succeeding, Hunter Biden’s lawyer Abbe Lowell said in a filing that the charges his client is facing are tainted because the investigators were taken “down [Alexander Smirnov’s] rabbit holes of lies,” the Washington Post reports.

Hunter Biden faces charges on weapons and tax crimes, which Lowell says would not have been brought if it weren’t for political accusations being thrown around when Hunter’s plea bargain was in place.  Because the plea bargain was rejected due to pressure based on Sminov’s false statements hinting at Joe Biden’s corruption on an FBI form, the subsequent charges should be reviewed.

“On Feb 15, 2024, a federal grand jury returned an indictment against Kyle Travis Colton, 36, of Citrus Heights, charging him with receipt of child pornography, US Attorney Phillip A Talbert announced. According to court documents, between July 2022 and December 2023, Colton received visual depictions of children engaged in sexually explicit conduct. The indictment was unsealed today. This case is the product of an investigation by the FBI. Assistant US Attorney Whitnee Goins is prosecuting the case. If convicted, Colton faces a maximum statutory penalty of 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine,” says a Justice Department press release.

…which for some reason left out that Colton has already been in jail since December 15th, 2023 awaiting trial for felony offense of obstruction of law enforcement during civil disorder and misdemeanor offenses of entering and remaining in a restricted building or grounds, disorderly and disruptive conduct in a restricted building or grounds, disorderly conduct in a Capitol building or grounds, and parading, demonstrating, or picketing in a Capitol building, per a December 18th, 2023 Justice Department press release. Colton is accused of grabbing a flagpole from another Trump fan and hitting a Capitol cop with it during the mayhem, so real big shocker he’s a fucking pedophile too.

No need to once again rehash our screed about how many rioters are very often complete pieces of shit separate and apart from being traitors to American democracy, but you can see lengthy rundowns of their non-political terribleness in our articles about how Oath Keepers founder Stewie Rhodes was an abusive psycho to his wife, as well as subsequent additions to the record in the stories about the one in Iowa who was caught spying on a naked woman in a tanning bed and the other in Illinois who killed a woman in a head-on DWI crash while he was fleeing the cops.

After receiving a $450 million (and counting) award against fraudulent real estate developer who built exactly one structure seen in the Manhattan skyline Donald Trump, New York Attorney General Letitia James said she’s prepared to take control of some of the former president’s property if he doesn’t pay up.

“If he does not have funds to pay off the judgment, then we will seek judgment enforcement mechanisms in court, and we will ask the judge to seize his assets,” James said in an interview with ABC News, adding, “We are prepared to make sure that the judgment is paid to New Yorkers, and yes, I will get 40 Wall Street each and every day.”

You will not be shocked to learn that Alexander Smirnov – the Pro-Russian Ukrainian shitbag whose “tip” to the FBI was supposed to implicate Joe Biden in a bribery scam and who last week was arrested for false statements and obstruction of justice – implicated Russian intelligence agents during an interview with federal prosecutors on Hunterghazi special counsel David Weiss’s team, according to a motion filed Tuesday seeking to deny bail to Smirnov before he faces trial.

“Smirnov was arrested in the District of Nevada as he returned to the United States on an international flight. Smirnov was scheduled to leave the United States two days later, on February 16, 2024, for a months-long, multi-country trip that, by his own description, involved meetings with officials of foreign intelligence agencies and governments. During his custodial interview on February 14, Smirnov admitted that officials associated with Russian intelligence were involved in passing a story about [Hunter Biden]” the filing says at the bottom of Page 5.

It’s too late now for a Lakewood, Colorado man who didn’t just say no to illegal reptiles and probably thought he could quit owning them any time he wanted, KDVR reports on a tragedy that could’ve been prevented if he just walked away the first time an illegal reptile dealer approached him.

See? How do you think this unidentified 34 year-old man’s mom feels after seeing her son overdose on gila monster venom after one of the two that he owned bit him. Oh sure, they say “gila monster venom isn’t normally lethal” but do you think that’s any comfort to her now? It’s not just good fun normal pet ownership! Gila monsters are illegal in Lakewood for a reason! They’re dangerous animals and a gateway to Burmese pythons and even Komodo dragons! Komodo dragons! Just say no!

Foreshadowing her call to defund the courts, Republican Georgia Congresswoman and evolutionary offramp Marjorie Taylor Greene and her House colleagues who believed they had free rein to defy Nancy Pelosi’s pandemic-era requirement to wear masks on the floor of the House got a swift kick in the teeth when the Supreme Court declined to hear their lawsuit on Tuesday, USA Today reports.

Beating a dead horse, Marge joined Kentucky’s Tom Massie, South Carolina’s Ralph Norman to take the case to the Supreme Court, further wasting time and taxpayer dollars, chomping at the bit to try to challenge the Speaker’s power one more time in another dog and pony show because she lost the case at every lower court level, with each court acknowledging the House’s authority to make its own rules.

Even current House leader, Preacher of the House Mike Johnson, agreed with the outcome, saying “this case is not about the wisdom of the rule or whether it was based on sound science,” but not recognizing that the lack of respect for authority and the rule of law is rampant in his caucus.  Incidentally, Marge and the other were challenging a $500 fine each had been levied; they took this case to the Supreme Court because they did not think the rules applied to them, and it took tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees to get them to pay $500.

“Moderate” New York Congressman Mike Lawler had to play that role for a little bit on CNN this afternoon when asked if it was appropriate for fat former President Trump to compare himself to Alexei Navalny, of course saying no but not going any further on Trump himself. Real slick Mike.

An in-depth Politico report on former Trump Administration Office of Management and Budget piece of shit Russ Vought gets into detail about the irreligious degenerate’s Evangelical minions planning to implement a fascist theocracy complete with bans on birth control pills, in-vitro fertilization, surrogacy, sex education in schools, and – a sleeper hit among “Christians” – no-fault divorce.

The term comes across as bland and meaningless to those who haven’t experienced it themselves or are otherwise unfamiliar with family law but it is incredibly important in that by simply removing the burden of proof of any factor such as infidelity or whatever onto the plaintiff party, no-fault divorce has made it easy for women to leave abusive marriages. “Cruelty – and more specifically, causing a spouse unneeded pain, whether emotional or physical – is typically the most common grounds for a fault divorce,” Colorado divorce lawyer Tom Ramuda Jr told CNN last fall. “Many no-fault divorces are obtained on the grounds of ‘irreconcilable differences,'” he continued.

So divorce easier + important to feminists = conservatives hate it. The icing on this cake is that it wasn’t some flaming commie libtard responsible for the first no-fault divorce option in the US, but none other than then-California Governor Ronald Reagan who signed it into law in 1969.

Heels-wearing Florida Governor and Republican 2024 presidential primary loser Ron Desantis will be in Columbia, South Carolina on Tuesday for some sort of public event starting at 5:15 PM EDT, according to a “media advisory” sent out by his office. Fat former President Trump meanwhile will be roughly 60 miles north in Rock Hill for a “Get Out the Vote Rally” that starts at 4:00 PM so it’s definitely not a joint appearance, at least not an in-person one. Stay tuned on if this actually matters.

You know where National Zero stands on the use of profanity in news reporting: It’s the seasoning that flavors often dry topics of politics and as such we’re pleased to see CNN go there too.

Former legitimate Governor of Arizona and now Senate candidate Kari Lake on Monday told a Grand Canyon state radio host she doesn’t know who stole the 2022 election from her but still something just doesn’t feel right after her defeat to Democrat Katie Hobbs, the Arizona Republic reports.

Asked by a KTAR host about her technically still-ongoing efforts to overturn her loss, Lake said
she wasn’t the one bringing it up, and she didn’t have all the details of the “rigged” election. “I don’t want to sit and look backwards. These lawsuits are meant to make sure that going forward our elections are strong.” Asked again, Lake said simply “I don’t know who exactly stole the election, but there are a lot of people who are running elections poorly and we’ve seen the result.”

In a speech billed as a “State of the Race Address,” former South Carolina Governor Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley opened by crowing she had suckered the media – Fox News included – into carrying what they thought could’ve been a concession. “Of course, many of the same politicians who now publicly embrace Trump privately dread him. They know what a disaster he’s been and will continue to be for our party. They’re just too afraid to say it out loud. Well, I’m not afraid to say the hard truths out loud,” Haley said after spending much of the last year afraid to say those hard truths out loud.

“South Carolina will vote on Saturday. But on Sunday, I’ll still be running for president. I’m not going anywhere. I’m campaigning every day until the last person votes,” she continued, before and landed a swift dickpunch with “Despite being a de facto incumbent, Donald Trump lost 49 percent of the vote in Iowa. In New Hampshire, Trump lost 46 percent of the vote. That’s not good … what does it say about an incumbent who’s losing nearly half of his party? It spells disaster in November.”

It’s been removed since we first spotted it earlier this morning, but the placement of a link to terrible political news site The Hill’s “Submitting an op-ed” guideline page toward the closing sentences of “Biden isn’t mentally up to the job” by soon-to-be former RNC chair Ronna Not-Romney McDaniel raises questions over whether its inclusion was prompted by the content of the failed leader’s piece.

It’s as if an editor decided “Holy fuck this botox-faced idiot is saying less than nothing about Biden’s age, yet still manages to fill out 625 words. Some average schmuck could not do any worse than this so we might as well just start asking for submissions from the average schmucks out there.”

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The Supreme Court refused to hear separate appeals from Trump lawyer who knows how to use hair dye Sidney Powell and election denying ambulance chaser L. Lin Wood who both challenged that federal court sanctions imposed on them for propagating insane vote fraud theories in Michigan involving Venezuela and China, CNN reports.

The pair objected to sanctions placed on them by a US district court after they each pursued appeals to Michigan state sanctions on their law licenses for continuing to pursue completely unsubstantiated claims that Michigan election results were manipulated by foreign governments to deny Donald Trump a victory.  In fact, Trump lost the 2020 election by more than seven million votes, and he lost Michigan by 150,000 votes.

Powell faces a slew of criminal and professional sanctions, including pleading guilty in a Fulton County RICO case regarding efforts to disenfranchise all voters in Georgia.  After spending months encouraging people to take action–including hinting that he wanted violent acts–to overturn the election, Wood surrendered his law license in Georgia, his home state.