In an interview from India, Gov. Greg Abbott says ten other states have sent national guard to the Texas border, and others will follow. Abbott says he is “prepared” for a conflict with federal authorities. pic.twitter.com/F58MLoOsAZ

— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) January 26, 2024

Currently in India to make Shiva knows what kind of corrupt bullshit deals with tyrannical dictator Narendra Modi, Texas Governor Greg Abbott tells former top Fox News propagandist Tucker Carlson that he’s “prepared” for a confrontation with the Biden Administration in case the president federalizes the state National Guard troops but, like his northerly neighbor Kevin Stitt, Abbott didn’t actually say what his actual plan to win that confrontation was going to look like.

Small-faced MAGA activist and media personality Charlie Kirk’s buddy Evan Kilgore is a little bummed about the state of politics these days, as Media Matters reports Kilgore recently complained to fellow anti-semite podcaster Stewie Peters that the government is “Jewish-controlled, and, you know, people like me, the everyday American conservative Christian is waking up to this.”

Asked by Peters if “America needs to see an insurrection, a violent one,” Kilgore, an “ambassador” in Kirk’s highly-connected TurningPoint USA organization said “I think that if we can’t get this country back under control, then we certainly need to do something, and does it need to be an insurrection? Possibly. There needs to be a list of demands. If we’re going to go take over the Capitol, there needs to be a list of demands saying we’re not going to leave unless these are satisfied, unless we the people regain the power in this nation.” Kilgore later said “Personally, I don’t think January 6 went far enough” and “American people have to be willing to stand up and use their firearm, use the Second Amendment to protect themselves against this tyranny.” What a cranky little critter.

Right wing Georgia state Representative Charlice Byrd on Friday introduced a resolution to impeach Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis for offenses that are long on shit like “WHEREAS, Fani T Willis, district attorney for the Atlanta Judicial Circuit, knowingly and willfully withheld evidence of fraud, errors, and irregularities in the 2020 election from the Fulton County special grand jury causing them to reach a false conclusion stating ‘no widespread fraud took place in the Georgia 2020 presidential election that could result in overturning that election’, thus leading them to recommend indictment of 19 individuals who acted lawfully in a manner adverse to district attorney Willis’ political interests during a legal 2020 federal election challenge,” and short on anything substantiative to Willis’s (probably real) relationship with special prosecutor Nathan Wade, with only one of the resolution’s “WHEREAS” lines referring to an actual statute violation of “honest services fraud” since Wade supposedly paid for vacations they took together out of his paycheck.

It’s enough for that asshole and her Orange Master to declare the whole case as bogus, with fat former President Trump on Friday posting “Fani Willis should immediately be forced to drop her corrupt PERSECUTION of me, and 19 other innocent people. This ‘case’ was brought, it has just been learned, in Total and Complete Coordination with Crooked Joe Biden’s White House, and the DOJ. Her boyfriend/lover went to the White House on numerous occasions in order to coordinate their ‘Hunt for Trump,’ and charged large fees in doing so. This is now a fully debunked and disgraced Witch Hunt that is a blight on the Great State of Georgia. The whole World is talking about it! I did nothing wrong and, to the best of my knowledge, neither did anyone else. This case must be dropped with apologies being made to all of those who were so unfairly treated!”

Everything else he posted this morning was just more defamation and lies about EJ Carroll.

Asked Friday by Fox News host Steve Doocy on what happens if and when President Biden federalizes the Texas and other Red State National Guard troops on the border, Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt didn’t have a good answer, or any answer at all really, other than pretty much walking right up to the line of hoping for an armed mutiny by those troops against the federal government.

“I wanted to provide a brief update regarding the supplemental and the border, since the Senate appears unable to reach any agreement. If rumors about the contents of the draft proposal are true, it would have been dead on arrival in the House anyway. Nine months have now passed since we sent our Secure the Border Act (HR 2) to the Senate. As we have explained repeatedly, that bill contains the core legislative reforms that are necessary to actually compel the Biden Administration to resolve the border catastrophe. The bill’s provisions include transformative corrections, such as the ‘Remain in Mexico’ policy, the end of ‘Catch and Release,’ meaningful reforms to the existing broken asylum and parole systems, and continued construction of a wall at our southern border.”

“Since the day I became Speaker, I have assured our Senate colleagues the House would not accept any counterproposal if it would not actually solve the problems that have been created by the administration’s subversive policies. The facts show that President Biden and his Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas have willfully ignored and actively undermined our nation’s immigration laws.”

“My office has documented at least 64 specific actions taken by his administration that effectively opened our border and instituted the current chaos. Rather than accept accountability, President Biden is now trying to blame Congress for what HE himself intentionally created. The American people know better, and that’s why public opinion polls show the country has overwhelmingly sided with us on this issue. When we return next week, by necessity, the House Homeland Security Committee will move forward with Articles of Impeachment against Secretary Mayorkas. A vote on the floor will be held as soon as possible thereafter,” writes Jesus dork Speaker Mike Johnson in a letter to the House GOP that at no point mentions fat former President Trump publicly ordering them not to do anything about the border in the current term because it would be a “gift” to Dems.

The final day of fat former President Trump’s trial in the federal defamation lawsuit brought by rape victim writer EJ Carroll got off to the usual start on Friday as Manhattan federal Judge Lewis Kaplan threatened to jail Melania Trump understudy/idiot lawyer Alina Habba for not shutting up during a dispute over some evidence being introduced for closing arguments, Inner City Press reports.

“Sit down. You are on the verge of spending some time in the lock up,” Kaplan told Habba after she tried to complain over slides of some tweets. Kaplan then called the jury in for the closing. Just as Carroll’s lawyer Roberta Kaplan (no relation) began speaking to the jury, telling them the Orange Rapist “has tried to normalize this conduct. Normally, when people lose in court, they change their behavior,” the fat bastard got up from the defense table and walked out of the courtroom, likely knowing full well he’d be unable to control himself if he listened to her any further. “The record will reflect that Mr Trump just rose and left the courtroom,” Judge Kaplan said before Roberta continued.

The White House counsel’s office on Friday sent a letter to the chair of the House committee investigating the House January 6th Select Committee’s investigation greenlighting access to unredacted copies of interview transcripts with key Trump Administration officials whose testimony was considered too sensitive to be made public or to Congress thus far, Politico reports.

“We will make the unredacted transcripts available to you for review in camera, provided that you agree in writing to abide by the commitments made on a bipartisan basis by the Select Committee to maintain the anonymity of the four witnesses consistent with the conditions under which the witnesses agreed to appear before the Select Committee, and to prevent the disclosure of ‘operational details and private information,'” Biden White House Counsel Richard Sauber wrote to Georgia MAGA Congressman Barry Loudermilk, a credibly suspected traitor who was captured on Capitol surveillance video on January 5, 2021 giving a tour to a group that included at least one person who was seen in footage taken on the grounds during the insurrection the next day, who now leads the counter-investigation into the Democratic-led committee from the previous Congress.

Last week Loudermilk, whose now nearly 13 month-long investigation of the investigation has been fairly quiet for fairly obvious reasons – save for his putting the idea in fat former President Trump’s venerial disease-ravaged brain that the committee deleted exculpatory evidence, had told Politico that his “speculation” about the interviews is they “didn’t go the way [Dems] were hoping.”

Wild guess, but he’ll probably keep saying the same thing after he sees these transcripts.

We deserve answers from the CIA on whistleblower allegations that they offered to pay off analysts to change their positions on the COVID-19 lab leak theory. I'm doing everything I can to hold them accountable. https://t.co/LLL1cZcBOF

— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) January 26, 2024

White nationalist alcoholic Steve Bannon earlier this month found himself begging a New York state judge not to allow a law firm he stiffed for $480,487 to look through his bank records as they likely contain evidence of his crimes in the “We Build The Wall” scam, the Daily Beast reports.

The filing by Bannon’s current lawyer, Harlan Protass, comes ahead of his state court trial on the fraud charges for which Bannon escaped federal prosecution when Trump pardoned him at the last minute in January 2021, essentially amounts to Bannon trying to plead the Fifth on evidence in the civil case brought by former longtime attorney Robert Costello over the unpaid bills (Costello’s firm is also currently suing other dumpy right wing alcoholic Rudy Giuliani for the very same reason).

That’s literally what Protass actually wrote in the filing: That Davidoff, Hutcher, and Citron’s “taking of post-judgment discovery from Mr Bannon poses a significant risk of compromising Mr Bannon’s Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination,” Protass wrote in the filing. Worse yet for Bannon, the line of inquiry by Davidoff, Hutcher, and Citron all stems from a whole other can of worms with his accused felon Chinese billionaire sugar daddy Guo Wengui, the Gettr backer on whose yacht Bannon was arrested over the wall scam in August 2020. But wait, there’s more: Bannon being deposed “also poses a significant risk” of incrimination during his appeal of his sentence for criminal contempt of Congress for fucking off on the subpoena from the House January 6th Committee.

The United Nations’ top court declined to make a ruling Friday on whether Israel is committing genocide in the Gaza Strip, though judges allowed the case to continue and issued a provisional warning telling Jerusalem to take all steps to mitigate the collateral damage, ABC News reports.

“The court is acutely aware of the extent of the human tragedy that is unfolding in the region and is deeply concerned about the continuing loss of life and human suffering,” The International Court of Justice president Joan Donoghue told the courtroom. The case, brought by South Africa, is expected to continue for years and an interim provisional ruling could result in the court ordering the IDF to halt operations in Gaza after three months of slaughter in response to the October 7 attacks.

Sources at the RNC tell CNN that douchebag Trump minion and committeeman David Bossie on Thursday night withdrew the draft resolution declaring the fat former president to be the “presumptive nominee” in the 2024 primary race after the internal pushback on the move.

Trump’s campaign had seen and approved of the move before Donald himself backed off, per CNN.

In its every-widening effort to lobotomize itself while simultaneously constructing an alternate reality outside of Disney World, the board that governs Florida’s state universities has removed an introductory sociology class from the course catalog and replaced it with “Introductory Survey to 1877,” a release from the university system states.

“The addition provides students with the opportunity to take a factual history course that focuses on the forces that shaped America as part of their general education course requirements,” the Board of Governors said in a statement.  “Introductory Survey to 1877 teaches students a historically accurate account of America’s founding, the horrors of slavery, the resulting Civil War, and the Reconstruction era.”

The statement doesn’t describe what was un-factual about the history courses on the era previously taught by the university system.

After propagandist and undeclared Trump advisor Sean Hannity obliviously declares “Joe Biden has drawn this line in the sand” when it comes to the US border after the Roberts-led US Supreme Court ruled against Texas, claiming that Joe Biden is overstepping his authority by enforcing federal law, Texas Republican Attorney General Ken Paxton assures the echo chamber that the secessionist work will continue. “I support the governor,” Paxton says. “He’s gonna sta– I talked to him today for a little while and we talked about this very issue, and I guarantee you he’s gonna stand strong.  He’ll keep puttin’ razor wire up.  We’ll keep blockin’ the border.  We’ll keep doing everything we can do to protect our state despite the fact that this ruling, this Supreme Court ruling was so wrong and has such a detrimental effect on our state and our country.”

Florida Republican Congressman and Dr. Frankenstein’s other horrific creation Matt Gaetz didn’t seek to oust Kevin McCarthy from the House Speakership because of staunch conservative principles, as he portrayed during the September saga, according to personal emails from Gaetz reviewed by the Daily Beast.

Instead of punishing McCarthy for working with Democrats to pass a government financing bill, as Gaetz repeatedly said, Gaetz instead sought to punish McCarthy for supporting an ongoing House Ethics Committee investigation into allegations that Gaetz was involved in sex trafficking, as well as other claims about unethical behavior with lobbyists and disgusting behavior on the floor of the House.

In conversations with multiple Republican members of Congress who spoke to the Daily Beast, Gaetz told them directly that he wanted McCarthy out for supporting reopening the Ethics Committee investigation.

🇺🇸 FUCK YEAH! 🇺🇸 The ⚖️ SUPREME ⚖️ Court just 😎 RULED 😎 the Alabama Department of 🚿🧼 CORRECTIONS 🚿🧼 can go ⚡️NITRO⚡️ on convicted 🔪💀 MURDERER 💀🔪 Kenneth Eugene Smith…

… ⚡️ TONITRO ⚡️ !!!!!! ⚡️ 🤘🏻 🤘🏻 🤘🏻

“Having failed to kill Smith on its first attempt, Alabama has selected him as its ‘guinea pig’ to test a method of execution never attempted before. The world is watching,” wrote Justice Sonia Sotomayor in her dissent, per the Associated Press. SHE’S TOO SOFT FOR ⚡️ NITROOOOO!!! ⚡️

⚡️ UPDATE 1/25/2024 9:35 PM EDT: ⚡️ Smith got NITROed.

A rare aircraft having problems that Boeing did not manufacture, the first manmade aircraft to take flight from a foreign planet, NASA’s Ingenuity on Mars, has been permanently grounded after one of its rotors was damaged, Space.com reports.

Powered by six solar-powered batteries, the four-pound machine landed on Mars with the Perseverance rover in February 2021, making 72 flights covering more than 10 linear miles and reaching a maximum speed of 24 mph.

“That remarkable helicopter flew higher and farther than we ever imagined and helped NASA do what we do best — make the impossible, possible,” NASA Administrator Bill Nelson noted in a statement. “Through missions like Ingenuity, NASA is paving the way for future flight in our solar system and smarter, safer human exploration to Mars and beyond.”

“While I voted to hear the evidence against and ultimately acquit Attorney General Ken Paxton during the Senate court of impeachment, based on the evidence and the record at the time, I believed that was the right thing to do. However, recent developments have made me question whether AG Paxton and his legal team misled the Senate. Just last week, AG Paxton filed an amended answer in the whistleblower lawsuit, the same case that catalyzed AG Paxton’s impeachment after he attempted to settle that case for $3.3M. In last week’s filing, AG Paxton stated, ‘OAG hereby elects not to contest any issue of fact in this case, as to the claim or damages.'”

“While AG Paxton claims this decision is not an admission of guilt, the fact of the matter is it is an admission of guilt. He can’t accept the whistleblower’s claims against him while touting that he’s innocent against those very claims. This admission by AG Paxton is exceptionally concerning as he admitted to violating at least one and potentially more of the articles of impeachment. Specifically, Article 6. which addressed AG Paxton’s violation of the Texas Whistleblower Act. Accordingly, AG Paxton completely changed his position in less than four months.”

“Further, in his effort to end the whistleblower lawsuit, AG Paxton has essentially written a blank check – at the taxpayers’ expense – in an attempt to stop the case and prevent his deposition. Thus, AG Paxton is threatening to expose Texas taxpayers to a judgment of well over $3.3 Million, all in an attempt to avoid his own actions from being exposed. At this stage, and the point of this letter, I am asking the Senate whether there is a legal mechanism to reopen the impeachment proceedings.”

“Failure to at least consider this possibility runs the risk of AG Paxton making a mockery of the Texas Senate,” writes Republican Texas state Senator Drew Springer in a letter to complete asshole Lt Governor Dan Patrick (president of the state Senate). We’re sure Patrick will get right on that one.

Luckily for Springer he doesn’t have to worry about Paxton and Patrick having some pedophile-enabling sociopath primary him over this walkback, as he’s is retiring at the end of this term.

There it is. Apologies if we’re overdoing the Trump Truth Social rants but the fat bastard just came out just came out and posted it, writing “We need a Strong, Powerful, and essentially ‘PERFECT’ Border and, unless we get that, we are better off not making a Deal, even if that pushes our Country to temporarily ‘close up’ for a while, because it will end up closing anyway with the unsustainable Invasion that is currently taking place – A DEATH WISH for the USA!”

After some other bullshit we skipped, Trump then continued in another post with “A Border Deal now would be another Gift to the Radical Left Democrats. They need it politically, but don’t care about our Border. What is currently being worked on in the Senate will be meaningless in terms of Border Security and Closure. Four years ago we had the Safest and Most Secure Border in the History of our Country, and now we have the WORST, probably anywhere in the World. In any event, if you want to have a really Secure Border, your ONLY HOPE is to vote for TRUMP2024!”

Well there you have it. What was supposed to be something happening behind the scenes and leaked from anonymous quotes by Capitol Hill reporters is now right out in the open. Trump is telling his fans that the “unsustainable Invasion that is currently taking place” can wait another year.

A Republican National Committee spokesworm tells the National Review that it wasn’t Chairwoman Ronna Not-Romney’s idea to draft a resolution declaring disgraced former President Trump to be the party’s “presumptive nominee” for the 2024 election, as if Ronna herself didn’t just go on Fox News less than 24 hours ago to call on Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley to drop out of the race immediately.

“Resolutions, such as this one, are brought forward by members of the RNC. Chairwoman McDaniel doesn’t offer resolutions,” said spokeswiener Keith Schipper, adding “This will be taken up by the Resolutions Committee and they will decide whether to send this resolution to be voted on by the 168 RNC members at our annual meeting next week.” National Review’s article says that douchebag Trump 2016 deputy campaign manager David Bossie, now a Maryland RNC committeeman, was the one who introduced the resolution. Meaning Ronna picked the right guy to outsource this to.

Whoever’s idea it was matter less than how it will go when it gets in front of the committee’s 168 members next week. National Review doesn’t give the whip count, but writes that “The move came as a surprise to some RNC committee members, many of whom told National Review that they plan to vote against the draft resolution should it formally come up for consideration next week at the GOP’s Las Vegas meeting,” before quoting a handful who are opposed. So we’ll see how it goes.

UPDATE 1/25/2024 6:29 PM EDT: Trump told them to back off in a Truth Social post.

“When I was President, we had the most secure Border in History. Joe Biden has surrendered our Border, and is aiding and abetting a massive Invasion of millions of Illegal Migrants into the United States. Instead of fighting to protect our Country from this onslaught, Biden is, unbelievably, fighting to tie the hands of Governor Abbott and the State of Texas, so that the Invasion continues unchecked. In the face of this National Security, Public Safety, and Public Health Catastrophe, Texas has rightly invoked the Invasion Clause of the Constitution, and must be given full support to repel the Invasion…” writes disgraced former President Trump in a Thursday Truth Social post.

“We encourage all willing States to deploy their guards to Texas to prevent the entry of Illegals, and to remove them back across the Border. All Americans should support the commonsense measures by Texas authorities to protect the Safety, Security, and Sovereignty of Texas, and of the American people. When I am President, on Day One [blah blah bullshit campaign rhetoric]” Trump continued.