Categories
Uncategorized

Random thoughts Friday, Volume XIV

  • Who had “Matt Gaetz is stupid enough to pay for sex with underage girls using a public money transfer app” on their 2020 GOP bingo card?  Oh… everyone?
  • Clarence Thomas reportedly wants to regulate social media companies.  Thomas, however, has voiced opposition to Net Neutrality regulations that would mandate internet service providers all websites would be given fair and equal access to bandwidth.  So Thomas is for giving government the power to decide what you see on social media sites AND giving corporations the power to determine what you can access online.
  • Fox “News” is going full-on Tucker Carlson with its online and prime time promotions.  It should just rebrand itself as “The Fiery Cross” and go all-in on its true mission. 
  • Listening to the testimony of medical professionals in the Chauvin trial is like watching a Master Class in pulmonary functions.  It’s both fascinating and sad. 
  • Remember Josh Hawley?  He’s trying desperately to regain the title of the Most Loathsome Republican because he’s been out of camera range and needs attention.
  • Apparently, retreating to a friend’s 108-foot yacht–complete with a full-time chef and two jet skis–can also stop a bad guy with a gun.
  • Clowns are scarier than creepy dolls.  And creepy dolls are scarier than heights.  But nothing is scarier than a small, quick snake.  I have no problem with big slow ones, but the small, quick ones make me run.
  • For once, I can say I wholly agree with John Boehner:  Ted Cruz can go fuck himself. 
  • On this date 156 years ago, the Confederacy essentially died when Lee surrendered at Appomattox.  The CSA died, but Confederates are still working to tear the United States apart. 
  • Beignets are just donuts with better branding.  
  • Forget the congressman who paid for underage sex trafficking victims using a commercial money transfer app.  The most “Florida Man” thing in the story (so far) is the hand surgeon-cum-ganja investor who wanted to be the state’s surgeon general but ended up on the board of a metropolitan airport authority because he took that congressman to the Bahamas.
  • Hearing Mitch McConnell tell corporations to stay out of politics is like Donald Trump telling his bankers to not invest in real estate.  
  • Two seminal events in the social acceptance of racial integration in the 20th century: the integration of the armed forces and Jackie Robinson debuting for the Brooklyn Dodgers.  Conservatives forget history in claiming the military and professional sports should never be instruments of social change.  
  • Pfizer, then AstraZeneca then J&J.  No, wait… J&J, then Pfizer, then AstraZeneca.  AZ, then J&J then Pfizer.  Oh, screw it.  It doesn’t matter.  Just get the damn vaccine, whatever one is available
Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

President displays his concern for still-missing downed F-15 pilot

2 hours ago

Villager opposed to other Villager’s Trump restroom naming plan

3 hours ago

Pentagon chapel kind of officially exiles Catholics on Good Friday

4 hours ago

Justice Department lawyer wastes perfectly good picture frame

5 hours ago

Rescuers bring back one of two F-15 crew members

5 hours ago

WINNING: Multinational company hiring 60,000 in Trump economy

5 hours ago

Everything is awesome

6 hours ago

ICE arrests Palestine-born leader of Milwaukee Islamic community

6 hours ago

Iranians shoot down USAF F-15

7 hours ago

Slobbery tryst gets awkward when other man’s name comes up

8 hours ago

Man who knows he’s a fraud charged with recognizing it in others

9 hours ago

Regime budget increases both death abroad and suffering at home

9 hours ago

Fox News reports Trump hasn’t actually ended DEI

9 hours ago

Chinese drug trafficking suspect extradited from US back home

10 hours ago

Myanmar transitions from military dictatorship to uncivic autocracy

11 hours ago

Swalwell says Bondi never tipped him off, Trump an idiot

21 hours ago

Petey Pee Pants fires Army chief of staff in middle of war

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Tornado streamer apparently closing in on tornado

1 day ago

Delaware cops find “possible human skull” along creek in woods

1 day ago

“For the record, the DOW was under 50,000”

1 day ago

Pam Bondi officially fired, Trump confirms

1 day ago

RonAnon warns Supreme Court will “create millions” of bad voters

1 day ago

President celebrates his supplicants doing the “leading” for him, expresses hope opposing ICE murders will cost Dems in midterms

1 day ago

Byron Noem’s fake boobs were an “open secret” in White House

1 day ago

Fox Couchman incensed TV libs won’t give Trump “any credibility”

1 day ago

West Texas crude almost at $110 a barrel

1 day ago

Tulsi may be the next one headed to unemployment line: report

1 day ago

Markwayne pauses warehouse acquisitions for ICE gulags

1 day ago

Pete was able to close one eye long enough to type this

1 day ago

Trump grabs Kuntz for Southern Florida district court nomination

2 days ago

Pam Bondi may be flushed down the golden toilet soon: CNN

2 days ago

Mental train wreck declares victory over Iran or some shit: Live

2 days ago

Indiana Bud Light truck joyrider was also over the legal limit

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Artemis II launches translunar orbit mission

2 days ago

Border Patrol chief accused of preferring Asian, Latina prostitutes

2 days ago

Lawyer says quadruple amputee killed friend in self-defense

2 days ago

Former Real Housewives star spills on doing time with Ghislaine

2 days ago

DC mayor announces new rodent control initiative, and no…

2 days ago

Frau Ingraham’s message just slightly more subtle than her chyron

2 days ago

Save the Krill activists plow ship into trawler off Antarctica

2 days ago

Egyptians used slave toil efficiently to build pyramids: study

2 days ago

Deeply frustrated fan vents on internet as team crumbles on field

2 days ago

Bored loser exits big showdown early

2 days ago

Michigan’s Benson says eff that to Trump voting order

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Assclown brings his circus to Los Supremos

2 days ago

Wolf bites German woman in IKEA parking lot

2 days ago

Master statesman uses colloquialisms to connect with commoners

2 days ago

UAE aims to deploy force to retake Hormuz

2 days ago

Fox News reports dumpy weirdo to intrude upon adult conversation

2 days ago

Surprise! Hegseth unsuspends crews in Kid Rock flyby

2 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x