The six months since Biden and Harris’s inauguration have been interesting, to say the least. There’s certainly a lot frustration on the left with what many of us may see as certain things being overpromised and underdelivered by Biden and the Dems. But it pales in comparison to the non-stop freakout the right wing have had on certain cultural issues and conspiracy theories – some based in reality but blown way out of proportion and others just completely fucking made up.

National Zero was there covering these stories as they came to us on the interwebs, and they may not be fully appreciated until they’re collected together in one place. You may vaguely recall Fox News-MAGA freakouts over Mr Potato Head and Doctor Seuss, but what about the John Kerry’s “crimes” or the Great Chick-Fil-A sauce shortage of 2021? The mental bandwidth necessary to stay on top of this bullshit is beyond reach for most humans, but luckily we’re here for a trip down dissociative memory lane. Please note the scope of this retrospective is mostly limited to cultural issues and fabricated controversies adjacent to the larger stories of politics and the still-ongoing Coronavirus pandemic between January 20th and July 20th, 2021 that eventually became dead ends for MAGA World. So just for a quick example we won’t be touching on stories like the fake Arizona audit or Critical Race Theory, as those unfortunately are still live wires in the vast, hateful universe of right wing propaganda media. We’ve also included a handful of center-left cultural outrages to serve as a contrast in volumes and actual gravity of the offenses.

January 2021

Trump melting down over Fauci, regrets not firing him: report

QAnon asshole Greene complains that the media never reported on her nice, Bible-themed Facebook posts, just the bad ones

Fox News personality says Fauci caused coronavirus outbreak in network’s ongoing attempt to undermine his credibility

MyPillow clown rants over ‘Cancel Culture’ destroying his business

February 2021

Former Trump spokesworm says there’s money to be made marketing to MAGA fans marginalized by corporations going ‘woke’

Today’s Left:

Canceled Senator Feinstein for not being woke enough.

Canceled Gina Carano for being too conservative.

And now? They’ve canceled Chris Harrison from The Bachelor for wanting to hear both sides of the story.

Who’s next?

— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) February 14, 2021

“Cancel Culture” not really that important to most Americans

Ilhan Omar hits back at House GOP losers trying to use her to distract from Marjorie Taylor Greene’s unhinged conspiracy bullshit

Watch out Kermit. The Muppets aren’t woke enough for today’s Left. https://t.co/QwEo3ehMiQ

— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) February 22, 2021

Mr. Potato Head sort of canceled by the Woke mob

March 2021

Hyatt condemns CPAC stage design

Jim Jordan demands committee hearings on cancel culture, doesn’t say what he thinks Congress is supposed to do about it

McCarthy says Democrats “outlawed Dr Seuss”

Free market-loving Texas Governor to outlaw social media bans

Burger King overshoots the target on International Women’s Day

Utah Republicans want porn sites blocked on all new devices sold

MAGA judge freaks out, wants Supreme Court to overturn 1964 case protecting media from defamation cases by public officials

Krispy Kreme forcing Anti-Vaxxers to chose donuts over freedom

“Cancel culture” coming for Monopoly’s Mr. Pennybags gifts

Trump rambles to Fox News that Dr Seuss and ‘the woke’ something makes America economically vulnerable to China

QAnon freaks connecting Suez canal clusterfuck to Clintons

MAGA Land still downright riveted by Suez Canal clusterfuck

Gateway Pundit freaks out over Biden line about fate of GOP

Twitter libs view Lindsey Graham’s sexuality as forgone conclusion

April 2021

Some MAGA asshole built a website dedicated solely to tracking the removal of dislikes on Biden White House YouTube videos

Texas Governor Greg Abbott cancels first pitch appearance at Rangers’ home opener because the libs are ruining baseball

Not sure if pic of Fox News chyron needs context, it may actually speak volumes about current state of right wing media on its own

Trump commands his fanbase to boycott Coca-Cola products, does shitty job of hiding Diet Coke bottle behind phone in pic

Just had a terrific meeting with President Trump! pic.twitter.com/jGyAnURAky

— Stephen Miller (@StephenM) April 5, 2021

Rand Paul calls for Republicans to boycott Coca-Cola

Dan Crenshaw cries about the fascism of cancel culture

Black Fox News host cuts off Black guest for talking too much about cops abusing Black folks, too little about ‘rioting and looting’

Jim Jordan’s jock strap stretched to the breaking point with rage at Fauci, Maxine Waters screams at him to calm down and shut up

MAGA Land fake outrage machine circles back to Maxine Waters

Spartan NZ ✓TEAM SOROS™ • 3 months ago
️McCarthy’s right.
Calling themselves the “Anglo-Saxon caucus” isn’t a dog whistle. It’s pretty straight up white nationalism.
Fri, 4/16/2021 5:58 PM on ‘McCarthy: GOP not the party of ‘nativist dog whistles”

Pelosi ignores Republicans’ tears over Maxine Waters

Herr McVerkterleiben • 3 months ago
️Has she given them any material support? Material support for terrorists is a crime.
Tue, 4/20/2021 1:33 PM on ‘Britney Spears voices support for Black Lives Matter’

MAGA World clinging to Maxine Waters like a life raft

The Great Gazoo • 3 months ago
️SHUT UP NBA……..no wonder their playoff ratings were the worst in 40 years.
Tue, 4/20/2021 6:01 PM on ‘NBA praises Chauvin guilty verdict, vows to push for ‘meaningful change”

Orlando Sentinel publishes guest op-ed titled “I love Disney World, but wokeness is ruining the experience” written by this man

Larry Kudlow warns Americans Biden will force them to drink “plant based beer” at their family Fourth of July cookouts

Bar owner refuses to show NBA games until LeBron ‘expelled’

Reward : 6 Gurrilion • 3 months ago
️Boycott Hollywood
Sun, 4/25/2021 9:37 PM on ‘Chloé Zhao becomes first woman of color to win Oscar for directing’

The Hamburglar.

“No burgers for thee, but just for me.” pic.twitter.com/vXb4gCGsgW

— Marjorie Taylor Greene ?? (@mtgreenee) April 25, 2021

USDA denies Biden trying to limit red meat: ‘This is a fabrication’

MAGA Nation freaking out over John Kerry for some reason

Fox News airs 30 second correction after days and days of falsely reporting Biden’s climate plan aimed to reduce meat consumption

Breitbart bitches about Kamala Harris’s book given to migrant kids, never reported on who bought up Ted Cruz and Don Jr’s books

Surprise! The “copies of Kamala Harris’s book are being handed out to every migrant kid” story is complete overblown horseshit

New York Post deletes Kamala Harris book story

Reporter resigns from NY Post over Harris book story

May 2021

Twitter allows racist slur against Tim Scott to trend for 12 hours, confirming activist bias

Pirro cannot let go of debunked claim that Biden will ban burgers

“They’re just searching for things to be offended by” says Tomi Lahren without a hint of irony about Fox’s new Snow White freakout

Androgynous old hick weighs in on new Snow White “controversy”

Will • 3 months ago
️Get woke go broke. They’ll go out of business in short order.
Mon, 5/3/2021 2:44 PM on ‘Eleven Madison Park to reopen with no meat’

Joe Concha’s insufferable whining reaches new pitch

Star of “Beach Bar: The Movie” asks question at WH Press Briefing

Joni Ernst calls Cheney purge “cancel culture”

Florida racist canceled by Black Dunkin Donuts employee’s fist

Republican Oklahoma Governor’s campaign fundraising off Chick-fil-A sauce shortage, which is Joe Biden’s fault for some reason

Maryland drops anti-Lincoln state anthem, causing members of the ‘Party of Lincoln’ to respond by bitching about ‘cancel culture’

Newest Gateway Pundit “scandal” extra fucking stupid

Newsmax viewers alerted to existence of new homo cereal

Rudy blocks The Contentious Otter on Twitter

Pirro is convinced Fauci knew pandemic was coming in 2017

June 2021

Propaganda for the ruling party. https://t.co/siBF4eoBSn

— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) June 2, 2021

“Cancel Cancel Culture”-branded gear a whole section unto itself at Sarah Huckabee Sanders gubernatorial campaign shop

Rural North Carolina county takes stand against woke cancel culture by canceling Coke machines from government properties

Orange God Emperor freaks out after seeing the words “Fauci” and “emails” in same sentence, not the emails themselves as he claims

You forgot to mention that gas prices are the same now as they were in June 2018. Or that this time last year unemployment was 11.1% — today it’s 5.8%.@POTUS agrees families shouldn’t pay more at the pump – that’s why he’s opposed to GOP proposals to raise the gas tax. https://t.co/tc5cDXrbJR

— Jen Psaki (@PressSec) June 21, 2021

Ben Shapiro’s website reports on “chart-topping” white “anti-woke” rapper without actually specifying which chart he topped

Show us on the doll where Wells Fargo woked you

Every Trump voter in America should end their banking relationship with Wells Fargo immediately. Every GOP politician should return and refuse money from them.

Make them pay a price for their treatment of conservatives.

— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) June 18, 2021

Joint Chiefs Chairman calmly and methodically rips Matt Gaetz and pals’ balls off addressing bullshit “woke military” panic

“Jill Biden Vogue cover sparks calls of media bias” says Fox News chyron on segment of Tomi Lahren making said calls of media bias

Whiny conservative watchdog all but accuses Fauci of ‘election interference’ for October 2020 Washington Post interview answer

Man who was in Star Wars film for about 10 seconds says he hates Disney for going “woke”, quietly dropping “Slave I” spaceship name

July 2021

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Caitlyn Jenner feud on Twitter

USWNT team hit with false claims that members turned away from flag

Life coach has unsolicited advice for younger, more famous fellow Tennesseean woman about the dangers of repressive Marxism

Fox News refuses to acknowledge lies they told about US Women’s National Soccer Team insulting veteran

Tucker has a hissy fit that a reporter is checking his NSA claim

Tucker pissed at Fox News for not buying his NSA ‘spying’ tales

The Future

Happy six months in office to President Joe Biden, Vice President Kamala Harris, Senators Reverend Raphael Warnock, Jon Ossoff, and Alex Padilla. Happy Loser-versary to Trump.