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Orange Pharaoh already claiming fraud in Pennsylvania

Donald might’ve just read MSNBC election nerd Steve Kornacki’s analysis that appears to give a slight edge to McCormick given where Tuesday in-person votes are still outstanding. However, Kornacki cautions that “while McCormick has done well with mail votes so far, it’s possible the very late-arriving mail ballots will be more Oz-friendly, which could stave off McCormick,” and pegs the outstanding number of mail-ins at 20,000 or more. So it really could go either way. Never mind that his guy won easily in the GOP governor primary race or that his woman lost in France last month in an election his fans say was rigged. Or that France doesn’t have an antiquated loophole like the electoral college that would allow some piece of shit like him to win in the first place.

It’s not like that fucking hilarious incident when, two days after the 2020 election, Wisconsin GOP officials cold called people in Pennsylvania in a desperate, incredibly narrow attempt to try to find enough who hadn’t turned in absentee ballots to vote for Donald and mail them in as Pennsylvania law allows for late arriving ballots to still be counted under specific circumstances. He was already doomed then no matter what. This Oz vs McCormick count and almost certain recount that will follow is a truly contested election, just don’t expect the Orange Fatass to keep complaining about mail-in ballots should Oz ultimately prevail because of them as Kornacki said is certainly possible.

Trump still hedged in an earlier Truth Social post saying “Remember, all three candidates in Pennsylvania were ‘Ultra’ MAGA!” after twice declaring victory for Oz, and without mentioning the embarrassing defeats of his other ULTRA MAGA candidates in North Carolina and Idaho.

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