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"There is no candidate in this race who has fought harder to support the America First movement than me. I have also supported President Trump as a donor and elector – things the other candidates in this race did not do," writes Arizona Republican Senate candidate Jim Lamon in response to the Donald endorsing his rival Blake Masters on Thursday. It's a tearjerker of statement from a guy for whom there is a fairly decent chance he could be federally prosecuted for participating in a conspiracy to defraud the United States – among other possible felonies – for signing the fake Trump 2020 electoral college certificates in December 2020.

"As a staunch supporter of President Trump's America First policies, I am especially disappointed in his endorsement, but I don't think Arizonans will nominate someone whose candidacy is a wholly owned subsidiary of a Big Tech, California billionaire, and who spent the majority of his adult life living and working in Silicon Valley until just a few years ago. Blake Masters would be shred to pieces by Mark Kelly and the DC Democrats as someone who has unironically quoted a Nazi, called World War II an unjust war, called the Unabomber one of his intellectual influencers, and shared an article attacking Israel as the North Korea of the Middle East," Lamon adds, as if any of that opposition research is supposed to be a turnoff for Arizona Republican primary voters who want a carnivorous Draco-Reptilian alien freak like Blake Masters "fighting" for them.

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