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Federal judge tosses Lindsey’s attempt to weasel out of testifying

A federal judge on Monday rejected dainty South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham’s bid to bitch out of testifying to the Fulton County, Georgia grand jury investigating the Trump regime’s failed coup attempt in the state, USA Today reports. US District Judge Leigh Martin May ruled that the Fulton County DA “shown extraordinary circumstances and a special need for Senator Graham’s testimony on issues relating to alleged attempts to influence or disrupt the lawful administration of Georgia’s 2020 elections,” ignoring the confirmed bachelor’s arguments that it was a legitimate inquiry when he called Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger at least twice to ask if he could void a few ten thousand mail-in ballots and throw the state to his Orange Overlord.

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