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Orange Pharaoh says he “won’t partake” in special counsel probe

Disgraced former President Trump on Friday told Fox News he “won’t partake” in the new Justice Department Special Counsel investigation into his treasonous behavior, almost like he thinks it’s somehow optional for him, as if the American justice system has some sort of “opt-out” feature where defendants can click “unsubscribe” at any time to decline prosecution.

“I have been going through this for six years – for six years I have been going through this, and I am not going to go through it anymore. And I hope the Republicans have the courage to fight this,” Trump said, like Ted Cruz or Jim Jordan can unilaterally fire a special counsel. “I have been proven innocent for six years on everything – from fake impeachments to Mueller who found no collusion, and now I have to do it more? It is not acceptable. It is so unfair. It is so political,” the big fat baby continued whining over the increasing threat of being held accountable.

“I am not going to partake in it. I’m not going to partake in this,” he kept going, saying “I have never heard of such a thing. They found nothing. I announce and then they appoint a special prosecutor. They found nothing, and now they take some guy who hates Trump. This is a disgrace and only happening because I am leading in every poll in both parties. It is not even believable that they’re allowed to do this. This is the worst politicization of justice in our country.”

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