Orange Warlord 43 - Ronnie Meatballs 28 in 2024 primary: poll

Disgraced former President Trump leads Napoleonic Florida Governor Ron DeSantis 43 percent to 28 percent in a full 2024 Republican presidential primary field survey question by Fox News polls.

Tied for third at 7 percent are Nimrata “Nikki” Haley and Mike “Don’t Hang Me” Pence, with Lizard Cheney and Low Energy Greg in fourth at 2 percent, and the rest of the question’s field of Mike Pompeo, Tim Scott, Glenn Youngkin, and Kristi Noem all pulling 1 percent each.

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