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Proud Boys trial postponed over defendant’s pink eye

Testimony in the still-ongoing Proud Boys January 6th seditious conspiracy trial was called off Tuesday and Wednesday due to a sick juror and one of the defendants catching pink eye – Politico’s Kyle Cheney didn’t say which one it was while reporting on the hilarious mishap.

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