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Matt Gaetz says he won’t be back in Congress on January 3rd

1 hour ago

Judge Merchan indefinitely postpones Trump sentencing

2 hours ago

Mike Rogers not under consideration for FBI chief: Trump minion

2 hours ago

MAGA Land urges children to sacrifice new toys for America First

3 hours ago

Tucker says he told Johnson to “check with Putin” on Ukraine aid

4 hours ago

Team Orange “blindsided” by Hegseth rape accusation

5 hours ago

Convicted California pedophile faces 740 years to life in prison

17 hours ago

New York man actually laser eye-memes fucking Kevin McCarthy

22 hours ago

“He was doing very well but, at the same time, did not want to be a distraction for the Administration”: Trump on Gaetz withdrawal

24 hours ago

Matt Gaetz pulls out before things got even more messy

1 day ago

Republicans don’t actually know how mass deportation will work

1 day ago

MAGA propagandists put on nominee defense duty

1 day ago

Barrasso comes out in support of Pete Hegseth

1 day ago

Allegation: Hegseth drugged, sexually assaulted woman

1 day ago

ICC issues arrest warrant for Netanyahu

1 day ago

Bobby Jr agreed that Trump fans are “Nazis” back in 2016

1 day ago

Florida man arrested for planning to bomb Wall Street

2 days ago

Out of control inflation: banana sells for $5 million

2 days ago

House Republicans lining up to sink Gaetz nomination

2 days ago

Not The Onion: Alex Jones sues Sandy Hook families, The Onion

2 days ago

Capitol rioter convicted of plotting to murder FBI agents

2 days ago

House Ethics fails to agree to release Gaetz investigation report

2 days ago

Elon Musk got a lot done today

2 days ago

Orange Pharaoh rages over pushback to his shitty picks

2 days ago

Laken Riley’s killer convicted

2 days ago

Bald asshole former acting AG gets NATO ambassador nod

2 days ago

Grindr user “SenatorPartySlut1776” complies with blackmail terms

2 days ago

Freeman and Moss ask judge to hold Rudy in contempt

2 days ago

Jaydee stuck trying to sell Senate GOP on Gaetz

2 days ago

Surprise! Bobby Jr bought into “plandemic” shit in 2020

2 days ago

Walmart CFO says they’re getting ready to jack up prices

2 days ago

US Embassy in Kyiv shuts down over anticipated Russian attack

2 days ago

AG-designate Gaetz helped pay $10K in tuition for two underprivileged sex workers, Committee investigation found

3 days ago

Wrestling executive to head US Education Department

3 days ago

Guy accused of battery who cheated on wife once wrote of one’s “moral responsibility” while at Ivy League. (No, the other guy)

3 days ago

SpaceX landing aborted with Donald watching

3 days ago

Senate approves RFK takeover

3 days ago

Mehmet Oz to run Medicare and Medicaid for Trump Reich

3 days ago

Deeply unstable woman continues ranting about trans Dem-elect

3 days ago

Fatass demands GOP stop Dems from appointing judges

3 days ago

Manhattan DA won’t let Trump go without a fight

3 days ago

Grassley says Senate will move quick if Gaetz report drops

3 days ago

Mike Johnson too chickenshit to stand up for his faith

3 days ago

Springfield Haitian community in panic mode

3 days ago

Five Brazilian officials arrested in Lula assassination plot

3 days ago

QAnon-pilled MSM reject worried AI coming for your commercials

3 days ago

Russian ballet dancer dies of gravity overdose

3 days ago

Orange Felon privately admits Gaetz may be screwed

3 days ago

Another corrupt priest, a disgraced New York mayor, and Sabrina Carpenter walk into a National Zero story…

4 days ago

Florida’s Most Florida Man won’t get spot because he’s “asshole”

4 days ago

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