Weaselberg's lawyer replaced with more MAGA-friendly option

Jailed Trump Org CFO Allen Weaselberg’s lawyer Nicholas Gravante has been replaced for not being “Trumpy” enough. Literally that’s the reason cited by an anonymous source to the Daily Beast: that Gravante wasn’t “Trumpy” enough. Jesus Christ. Specifically that means that Gravante was more about his actual client’s interests than fat former President Trump and his corrupt businesses.

Weaselberg’s new attorney is Seth L Rosenberg, a former rackets prosecutor in the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office – the decision reportedly made by Trump Org Vice President Eric Trump.

Non-Correction: The current version of this article and headline misspelled Jen Weisselberg’s last name as ‘Weaselberg.’ National Zero does not regret the error and will not be correcting it.

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