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The America its fans knew and loved is gone forever and there’s no way to get it back, Fox News reports on those fucking millennials and “Zoomers” ruining everything. Even their favorite movies they took their kids to see back when a movie ticket cost only a few bucks and you could just have a nice time out with them. Not like nowadays when you come into a house and see the kids all watching separate screens and God knows what kind of garbage Big Tech is filling their brains with.

Enough! We’re losing this country, you see it right here in this Fox News story goddamn it! No! You have to listen! Did you know the new mermaid is Black too? She’s Black! It’s a European fairy tale! It’s Dutch or Danish or one of those countries. Those people aren’t Black! Time to wake up or this country is going to be even more gone than it already is. We’re becoming Venezuela.

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