Categories
Uncategorized

Trump lies about Army demanding electric tanks

“Now they want to go to all-electric cars.  They don’t go far.  They cost a lot of money.  They got a little, they got some basic problems.  They very expensive and they don’t go far.  I think they want to keep you somewhere around your home.  They don’t wanna build highways or sumthin’.  They got some crazy plan.  They always have something,” Donald Trump muses like a stand-up comic who forgets the segue to his next bit.  “You know, they wanna build, I don’t know if you know, all-electric army tanks.  We have these army tanks–no, I just, ah, saw this, ahhh, yesterday.  They wanna build all-electric army tanks.  The army tanks, the greatest tanks, the Sherman tank, the greatest tanks in the world we build.  So now when we go in to obliterate a country with our army tanks, at least we won’t pollute it with the pollutants pouring out of the bank of the tank.”

Well, besides referring to the Sherman tank, which the US hasn’t used since 1957, as the greatest tank in the world–thereby proving most definitely that Trump did, obviously, rebuild the military because he knows more than the generals–Trump fucked up again.  He’s apparently referring to a Rand Corp report released in August which noted that the military is expanding its fleet of electric vehicles to use for support and non-combat functions; the report specifically states the military is not pursuing electric tanks.  But again: … more than the generals.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Thailand and Cambodia didn’t get Trump’s ceasefire memo

3 hours ago

Donald not over rejection in Indiana

4 hours ago

Regime probably regretting letting Bruna Ferreira out of the gulag

16 hours ago

Truth Social alerts users to Obama Admin counsel’s Epstein ties

16 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Jeff’s friend may or may not actually talk to media

19 hours ago

“Asian Wife Went With Her Dad’s Friend: A Cuckold Story,” and other interests of Pete Hegseth’s top advisor/mentor Eric Geressy

21 hours ago

Oregon cop justified in shooting man holding up loose pants

22 hours ago

RNC screaming “CONTEXT” over chairman Gruters’ grim outlook

23 hours ago

Canuck biologists find orca and dolphin cooperation very common

24 hours ago

Generous Florida patriot donates live hand grenade to Goodwill

24 hours ago

Garcia hints that the worst is yet to come

1 day ago

Notice how some faces are not blacked out of Trump-Epstein pics

1 day ago

MAGA Land not as caught up on the news as they think

1 day ago

New York Post reports lawyer got what was coming

1 day ago

Judge blocks ICE from detaining Kilmar Abrego Garcia again

1 day ago

Tim Pool refuses to give cops video of supposed drive-by shooting

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Republicans praise their Orange Tormentor

2 days ago

Orange Idiot “pardons” Tina Peters

2 days ago

Kilmar Abrego Garcia released from gulag

2 days ago

Indiana state Senate rejects Trump gerrymander

2 days ago

Virginia grand jury no bills Letitia James indictment again

2 days ago

Jaydee demands unquestioning obedience from Indiana GOP

2 days ago

“When will I get credit for having created, with No Inflation, perhaps the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country?”: Orange Baby

2 days ago

Tennessee inmate executed just two weeks before Christmas

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline’s Khristmas Special

2 days ago

Noem cuts and runs from hearing

2 days ago

Dems demand DOJ IG “audit” all Epstein files to check for fuckery

2 days ago

Thune reaffirms commitment to GOP’s “blame Democrats” strategy

2 days ago

Eurocrats face visa revocation for crackdown on Musk Twitter

2 days ago

“Fake polls” just the wrong kind of fake for Orange Grandpa

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Dog murdering idiot testifies at House hearing

2 days ago

Trump job approval rating sinks to 36 percent: AP-NORC poll

2 days ago

Florida sues Starbucks for discriminating against guess which race

2 days ago

Doug Burgum says electricity prices are high in states without AI data centers, therefore data centers aren’t increasing costs

2 days ago

Regime preemptively threatening ICC if they don’t immunize Trump

2 days ago

Man started fires 350,000 years earlier than known: researchers

3 days ago

Jesse Watters already giving up on Republicans holding House

3 days ago

Philadelphia youth football players caught trying to shaft Dick’s

3 days ago

Blakeman ignored Trump’s command not to run for governor

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump hosts billionaire circlejerk at White House

3 days ago

Former “Real Housewives” star released from Club Fed

3 days ago

“France and Israel killed Charlie Kirk” evidently a bridge too far for the “Venezuela and China stole the 2020 election” crowd

3 days ago

First and Second Amendment under assault by fascist deep state

3 days ago

Jim Jordan forces House GOP to wrestle with reality on ACA

3 days ago

Jaydee runs clip of the actual economy stuff from Trump speech

3 days ago

Hegseth sends fighter jets to buzz Venezuela

3 days ago

Court orders Epstein grand jury materials released

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: House GOP leaders complain about life’s unfairness

3 days ago

Judge rules in favor of Newsom, orders troops out of Los Angeles

3 days ago

Machado smuggled out of Venezuela

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x