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Melania’s understudy workshops excuse for a guilty verdict

Suspected Melania Trump understudy/lawyer-ish spokeswoman Alina Habba on Sunday told Maria Bartiromo understudy and former Congressman Sean Duffy she’s worried that jurors in her fat boss’s criminal trial aren’t sequestered and might be hearing from “Trump Derangement Syndrome”-suffering friends and family and televisions tuned into “MSDNC” on in the background while at Memorial Day weekend BBQ parties. And yeah, this is just about the best she’s got right now in terms of preemptively delegitimizing a potential guilty verdict against the Orange God Emperor.

Important related note: In not one but two podcast appearances last week, former Mueller Investigation prosecutor Andrew Weissmann warned libs not to freak the fuck out if and when the jury returns a verdict and the fat bastard may end up getting acquitted on the first 10 or so counts since the evidence is slightly weaker, as Trump did not personally sign a check to Michael Cohen for those specific instances of falsification of business records. Just stick a pin in that one.

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