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Orange Loser claims he didn’t want Libertarian nomination

“The reason I didn’t file paperwork for the Libertarian Nomination, which I would have absolutely gotten if I wanted it (as everyone could tell by the enthusiasm of the Crowd last night!), was the fact that, as the Republican Nominee, I am not allowed to have the Nomination of another Party” posted disgraced former President Trump on Sunday, as if he didn’t just urge the Libertarians to nominate him anyway, and as if the Republican Party he controls would’ve somehow stopped him.

Same post continued: “Regardless, I believe I will get a Majority of the Libertarian Votes. Junior Kennedy is a Radical Left Democrat, who’s destroyed everything he’s touched, especially in New York and New England, and in particular, as it relates to the Cost and Practicality of Energy. He’s not a Libertarian. Only a FOOL would vote for him!” Robert F Kennedy Jr has never served in elected office in New England, New York, or anywhere, so obviously it doesn’t mean shit to say he’s “destroyed” anything, anywhere. Either way, it’s beyond dispute Brainworms received a much warmer, rubber chicken-free reception at the Libertarian convention than Trump did.

The fat bastard also posted, emphasis ours, “Congressman Mike Johnson is a tremendous champion for Louisiana’s 4th Congressional District!” in a boilerplate endorsement for Johnson’s reelection to his seat. Not to any other position he may currently happen to hold just yet.

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