Several of convicted felon former President Trump’s minions acknowledge to CNN that their Dear Leader was full of shit when he told Time Magazine in late April that he would be making an announcement “probably over the next week” on access to abortion pill mifepristone and that said statement isn’t coming anytime soon, despite Trump’s alleged “strong feelings” on the matter.

“Looking at policy on that, it’s still an internal process, but I don’t expect anything prior to the court weighing in on it at this point,” said one of the minions, referring to the decision pending at the majority right wing Supreme Court over whether the FDA overstepped its authority in easing access to the pill. “That type of announcement, I’d be surprised if that were to come in front of the court.”

“We’re gonna wait and see how everything shakes out with the courts,” said another Trump minion, almost as if they’re too chickenshit to simply own their position, whatever it is. As if to underscore that the person added there are “a lot of other issues that are just as important. We’ve got to focus on the economy, got to focus on immigration. There’s a lot of things that are happening.”

“Trump isn’t dumb,” falsely claimed “a person close to” the fat fuck. “He recognizes that banning abortion drugs isn’t good politics right now. It’s a sticky situation to navigate, but he’s keeping his options open,” the person added, as if the “good politics” on it weren’t also obvious.