Trump demands corporations fire anyone who doesn't support him

“Business Executives and Shareholder Representatives should be 100% behind Donald Trump! Anybody that’s not should be FIRED for incompetence!” fascist Frito Donald Trump blurted out on his failing social media platform before citing lines from a Wall Street Journal article about Joe Biden wanting American corporations to pay more in taxes rather than hiding funds in paper losses or stock buybacks.

Turns out the White House kind of needs a press pool for audio

Fat Drama Queen calls media a national security threat

CNN booted from White House press pool

MAGA Land’s love of religious freedom contingent on the religion

Lots of shit gets blown up in Moscow

Tom Emmer comforted by meme he saw online

High school dropout accused of effing multiple congressional aides

President declares public antipathy to AI a hoax

“Not too long ago, Republicans were salivating…”

Tired: “Socialism” / Wired: “Communism”

WATCH LIVE: Angry grandpa takes afternoon nap on camera

Orange Fuhrer bans CNN, MS Now, and Politico from White House

K$H ordered FBI to stop cooperating with RCMP over CBC policy

If nobody’s watching then why complain?

Desperation for wins taken to previously unfathomed levels

Team Orange to build data centers on 17,600 acres of federal land

Regime shifting drone fleet to South America for expected ops

Susan Collins PAC canvasser caught porch pirating

New campaign ad BLASTS Trump immigration policy!

“The damaged MAGA brand will not appear in the disclaimers”

House finally passes Ratepayer Protection Act

WATCH LIVE: Maybe he dies in front of his racist, miserable fans

Remember when Trump kept losing his shit at Jerome Powell?

Mike Johnson calls it a wrap until mid-November

Quarter of Ohioans think Sherrod Brown still a senator: BGSU poll

Fox News reports Kirk still defunding woke universities

Marquette poll puts Dems up 13 percent on generic ballot

Fat baby conditions Kennedy Center’s existence on favorable ruling

WATCH LIVE: Todd auditions for White House press secretary role

Massie intros Hegseth impeachment articles

Dems 51 – GOP 43 on generic ballot: NYT/Siena poll

“‘The overall numbers beat the NFL,’ Trump wrote on Truth Social the next morning, long before any such numbers were available”

K$H in the hot seat: Live video

Ken Paxton lunged for US tourist’s phone after caught in London

Supreme Court tosses Trump mail-voting crackdown petition

Any man who must call himself a hoaxbuster is no hoaxbuster

DHS broke state laws in moronic voter fraud hunt: whistleblower

WATCH LIVE-ish: Jaydee already getting heckled in Kansas

Those unconcerned with threats from AI may want to reconsider

DiGenova quit after Blanche sent DOJ officials to “assist”: CNN

Houthis seize more Red Sea islands

President warns full-blown economic depression imminent

Los Angeles County neighborhoods hit with microquake swarm

Saudis shut down crucial pipeline amid Houthi/Iranian threat

Two Twenty-Six

Orange Fuhrer still won’t say why payout depends on midterms win

“The ballroom and the fucking Reflecting Pool”

Diesel prices top $6 a gallon because of Biden

Claiming Trump ordered Charlie Kirk’s assassination is too much of a stretch even for anodyne satire of MAGA conspiracy bullshit

“Grand Conspiracy Case” update: Joe DiGenova quits