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Puff Daddy booked for extended stay at Hotel Epstein

A Manhattan federal magistrate judge on Tuesday denied bail to Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs, ordering him held until trial at (what we assume) is the same Manhattan lockup in which fellow notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein either killed himself or had some help back in 2019, the AP reports.

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