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Hawaiian wildlife officials catch third opossum this year

Wildlife officials in Hawaii are on high alert after capturing their third opossum this year, with concerns growing that the continental US mammal – also commonly known as the “Appalachian protein critter” – could wreak havoc on native flora and fauna were they to multiply, KHON reports.

The state’s Plant Quarantine Branch received a report of an opossum near an Oahu retail store last Thursday, an indicator that the fucker had possibly stowed away in a shipping container and hadn’t gotten far from where it had first escaped, although employees at the unnamed store said they did not see the animal emerge from a container. The wildlife SWAT team set up traps containing bananas, apples, and cantaloupe as bait, with one of them scoring their quarry. The male opossum, weighing approximately 9 lbs, was promptly executed and its remains will be tested for rabies.

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