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Cory Mills’s lawyer says ex just overreacting, women are like that

Florida MAGA Congressman Cory Mills – who looks and sounds like an incel but evidently dates attractive women in their 20s – had his lawyer tell the Orland Sentinel that it’s a messy situation with the whole sextortion and threats thing but, per the Sentinel, “the public hasn’t gotten the full context” of Mills telling beauty queen and GOP committee woman Lidnsey Langston he would murder any man who she slept with and also would release naked sex pics of her as revenge for her breaking it off in February after he beat up his other girlfriend who Langston didn’t know about.

“Our position is this is a breakup, a disintegration of a relationship that had lasted for years,” said lawyer Aaron Delgado. “Emotions are going to be high any time that happens… It’s just unfortunate that this is now in the public domain instead of being treated privately.” Interesting word “privately.”

For an example of how the defense in the court of public opinion is going, take some of the messages Mills sent to Langston: “Okay Linds. Get me his number and I can send him videos. Take care.” It’s not clear who “him” refers to, but it’s probably not George Santos. Then there’s “I’m sorry to see this is how you treat things. Good luck to you/ Thanks again for the videos” and “Let him put his actions behind his mouth/ I can send him a few videos of you as well/ Oh, I still have them.”

Not denying the messages were genuine Delgado instead said, and this guy’s actually fucking serious, that “You see the word ‘video,’ but you don’t see ‘sex’ or ‘nudity.’ There is no context given for the videos. My client had no intention of releasing any kind of explicit or intimate content.”

So what are the videos of then, Tony? Was Lindsey murdering small animals? Shoplifting from a Mandee store? Shopping at a Mandee store? Actually probably more embarrassing than shoplifting.

Mills himself in a statement mentioned the other Tony lawyer in this drama, the one who Langston probably never should’ve hired. “Breakups happen, but it’s truly tragic when a washed‑up politician drags someone else into his vendetta,” said Mills, referring to notorious maniac former primary rival Anthony Sabatini. “I wish Ms Langston well and genuine happiness,” Mills added.

Sabatini, likely realizing that he was doing more harm than good, hinted to the Sentinel he’s backing away and that Langston never signed a formal representation, merely consulting with him on the sworn affidavits for the restraining order against Mills. “Langston signed three affidavits under penalty of perjury that he sent these threats and she was extorted… a cumulative 15 years in prison if she lied,” Sabatini wrote in a text, sounding satisfied that he’d provided Mills enough rope.

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