Eric Schmitt TOTALLY PWNS Slopodopoulos: Live Updates

Stung by ABC’s George Stephanopoulos’s skepticism that he knows nothing about Trump pardoning former Honduran President/drug cartel boss Juan Orlando Hernandez, Republican Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt on Sunday shot back and exposed Slopodopoulos’s skepticism as a “Democrat talking point,” and then utterly demolishing the biased propagandist with the receipts on his terrible ratings.

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