Michigan Jewish school under active shooter threat

Cops surrounded Temple Israel and its adjoining school in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan Thursday in response to a report of an unknown assailant(s) who crashed a car, exited the vehicle, and began firing a weapon, CNN reports. Very few further details were available, but either pray or curse or both because fuck this shit. Fuck this man-boy or man-boys, fuck him whether he’s a Muslim or a MAGA Nazi or a white leftist keffiyeh kid. May he be laid flat before he harms an innocent soul.

UPDATE 3/12/2026 2:45 PM EDT: The son of a bitch was laid flat and, aside from a security guard who was struck by the vehicle but reportedly not too seriously injured, the asshole’s demise came before he could harm an innocent soul. Explosives were found in the trunk of the vehicle.

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