Movie Night Friday: A Bridge Too Far

NOBODY RUIN THE ENDING! It will kill all the suspense. Who the hell wants to get all invested in a movie only for some prick to say which side won the conflict depicted here? Lots of people had what ended up happening to the ship in Titanic ruined for them back in 1997. We don’t want a repeat.

Movie Night Friday: A Bridge Too Far

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