Convicted felon President Trump will on Tuesday sign an order reviving the Presidential Fitness Test Award, Bloomberg reports without so much as a wink at the undead soul of irony.
Let alone two – the first being the lazy slob wants to impose physical fitness requirements on American schoolkids that he could not achieve, though he will absolutely claim he can. Then there’s the overall, generalized sense of “fitness” beyond physicality which no, not even close.