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“Crash on a California highway caused an hours-long ‘traffic yam'”

Ben Hooper, the same son of a bitch United Press International writer who came up with “Traffic on a pair of California highways turned into a jam when a truck loaded with strawberries overturned, dropping barrels of the fruit into the road” back in May is at it again, this time yukking it up over a truckload of sweet potatoes overturning with “A crash on a California highway caused an hours-long ‘traffic yam’ when one of the vehicles lost its load of sweet potatoes into the roadway.”

How about a truckload of cadavers Ben? Is traffic going to come to a “dead stop” when they spill out onto the road? What if it’s Viagra? The drivers behind the truck going to slam hard on the brakes to avoid it? Bet you’ve got those saved on a spreadsheet somewhere. Fucking asshole.

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