The White House on Saturday released an unremarkable statement from an Army physician on the current condition of Vice President Kamala Harris’s health, going into specifics such as:
Vice President Harris maintains a healthy, active lifestyle despite her busy schedule, including vigorous daily aerobic exercise and core strength training. She eats a very healthy diet. She does not use tobacco products and drinks only occasionally and in moderation. Routine immunizations are all up to date. Her most recent physical exam in April 2024 was unremarkable. Her vital signs showed a blood pressure of 128/74 mmHg, heart rate of 78 beats per minute, pulse oximetry of 100 percent on room air with a respiratory rate of 16 breaths per minute and temperature of 98.7 °F. Head, eyes, ears, nose and pharynx are normal. Uncorrected visual acuity is 20/40 (right) 20/25 (left) 20/30 (both). Corrected visual acuity is 20/20 (right) 20/20 (left) 20/20 (both). There is no lymphadenopathy noted and the thyroid exam is normal. No carotid bruits noted. Lungs are clear to auscultation. Cardiac exam is normal with a regular rate and rhythm, no murmurs or abnormal heart sounds and normal extremity pulses.
Abdominal exam is normal with no liver or spleen enlargement. Extremities have a full range of motion with symmetric strength and reflexes. Examinations of the cranial nerves, motor, sensory and cerebellar function are normal. Skin exam is normal apart from mild sun damage in sun-exposed areas. Routine bloodwork is unremarkable, including blood counts, glucose, electrolytes, creatinine, blood urea nitrogen, estimated glomerular filtration rate, liver enzymes, cholesterol panel and thyroid panel. Vitamin B12 and Folate levels are within normal limits. Vitamin D is in the insufficient range at 22.2 ng/mL. Electrocardiogram (ECG) revealed normal sinus rhythm and is otherwise unremarkable.
Sounds like she’s in perfectly good shape for a woman whose big six-oh is in eight days. Now contrast the level of detail with that in the letter Trump’s “doctor” put out last November:
I have been President Donald J Trump’s personal physician since 2021. During this time, I have conducted several comprehensive examinations, the most recent being September 13, 2023, and have supervised specialist consultations along with ancillary testing for screening and preventative health maintenance.
I am pleased to report that President Trump’s overall health is excellent. His physical exams were well within the normal range and his cognitive exams were exceptional. In addition, his most recent extensive laboratory analysis remains well within normal limits and was even more favorable than prior testing in some of the most significant parameters, most likely secondary to weight reduction. Cardiovascular studies are all normal and cancer screening tests are all negative. President Trump has reduced his weight through an improved diet and continued daily physical activity, while maintaining a rigorous schedule.
It is my opinion that President Trump is currently in excellent health, and with his continued interest in preventative health monitoring and maintenance, he will continue to enjoy a healthy active lifestyle for years to come.
Notice the utter lack of any integers that are not dates. No blood pressure, heart rate, cholesterol level, not even his goddamned visual acuity. It’s like the doctor who wrote Harris’s summary fine-tuned it to law out everything that is not in the obese felon’s. Well played as it gives the “pressure campaign” specific points to press to get under Donald’s flabby, spray-tanned thin skin.