Categories
Uncategorized

President celebrates Idi Amin-esque honor

“President Donald J Trump was just unanimously elected Chairman of the Board of the prestigious Kennedy Center in Washington, DC. The President stated, ‘It is a Great Honor to be Chairman of The Kennedy Center, especially with this amazing Board of Trustees. We will make The Kennedy Center a very special and exciting place!’” posted His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Doctor Donald John Trump, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the Venezuelan Empire in the Americas in General and in Colorado in Particular, Chairman of the Board of the prestigious Kennedy Center in Washington, DC on Wednesday.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Drug addict declares war on entire state

17 minutes ago

Entire Minnesota US Attorney’s office threatens to quit

50 minutes ago

Minnesota MAGA apple cider assclown hit with federal charge

2 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Overlord convenes top supplicants

3 hours ago

Regime welcomed Alberta secessionists

3 hours ago

Texas cops seeking negligent kangaroo owner

4 hours ago

Melania says her husband wants women to live free of fear of rape

5 hours ago

“Multiple” fatalities in northern Quebec shooting rampage

5 hours ago

President makes compelling case for prosecuting Fed chairman

6 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Bribery Czar holds press conference in Minneapolis

6 hours ago

Orange Fuhrer commands staff to artificially make him look busier

7 hours ago

Amy Klobuchar officially running for Minnesota governor

7 hours ago

Sacrificial scapegoat speaks from physical, social media exile

8 hours ago

Collins claims Maine ICE surge over

8 hours ago

ICE ordered to avoid “agitators”

9 hours ago

Dem Ohio AG candidate vows to try, convict, and execute Trump

18 hours ago

Melania praises rapey director Brett Ratner

21 hours ago

Snow hampers probe into plane that crashed during snowstorm

21 hours ago

Ken Paxton demands Muslim kids stop having sporting events

22 hours ago

Proud Boys groupie thinks being organized equals being “paid”

23 hours ago

College kids turning to AI to rewrite papers to look less AI-like

23 hours ago

Dipshit Trump fanboy sprayed apple cider vinegar at Ilhan Omar

1 day ago

Fox News reports K$H sends agents to distract from Epstein files

1 day ago

“Bomb cyclone” could hit eastern US

1 day ago

Murderous CBP agents placed on leave

1 day ago

Nine arrested outside of Concern Lady’s Portland, Maine office

1 day ago

Fat fuck Randy Fine blames Ilhan Omar for MAGA attack

1 day ago

Carl’s Jr giving out free “Hangover Burgers” after “Big Game”

1 day ago

Texas inmate faces execution 20 years after escape, drunk arrest

1 day ago

Orban regime charges Budapest mayor over Pride parade

1 day ago

Republican thinks “people on the edge of feeling” economic growth

1 day ago

Orange Idiot hands Minnesota lawyers a gift on Truth Social

1 day ago

Just 64 percent of Trump voters think he deserved Nobel: poll

1 day ago

Erika Kirk cheered merch sales 11 days after Charlie’s murder

1 day ago

“Not a sentence your Playbook author expected to be writing”

1 day ago

“No Kings” 3.0 set for March 28

1 day ago

Fox News reports viewer had bad aim, wasn’t fast enough

2 days ago

Murkowski and Tillis want Trump to take Noem to the gravel pit

2 days ago

Amazon to close physical stores amid other questionable spending

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor to address cult in Iowa

2 days ago

Noem trying to knife Stephen Miller

2 days ago

Trump warns Iraq not to elect guy he doesn’t like

2 days ago

Neo-Hitler Youth outfit’s statement of confidence self-negating

2 days ago

Surprise! No DOJ civil rights investigation into murder of Alex Pretti

2 days ago

Pro-Second Amendment president says you can’t have guns

2 days ago

White House instructions pasted into GOP congressman’s post

2 days ago

NTSB chief forgets the whole DEI aspect of Potomac collision

2 days ago

Megyn Kelly calls for abrogating right to bear plastic whistles

2 days ago

Consumer Confidence falls to lowest level since 2014

2 days ago

Republican Florida Congressman drops out of 2026 reelection bid

2 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x