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Strategic Petroleum Reserve at lowest level since 1983

20 minutes ago

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WATCH LIVE: National embarrassment in Europe for a day or two

2 hours ago

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Top Israeli official gives a big fuck no to Trump “peace deal”

2 hours ago

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Regime to send pallets of cash to Iran: Jaydee

5 hours ago

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Orange God Emperor laments his impotence

5 hours ago

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Jaydee and Stephen pushed hard for Insurrection Act: NYT

5 hours ago

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MAGA Congresswoman claims “voter fraud” in next reconciliation

6 hours ago

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Norwegian Prince Joffrey sentenced to four years for rapes

6 hours ago

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Trump “hereby fully authorizes” Strait of Hormuz reopening

21 hours ago

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White House disputes weather forecast reporting as “bullshit”

23 hours ago

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Team Orange fear Swan/Haberman have tapes from situation room

1 day ago

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Birthday loser whines over his best bud ruining the day

1 day ago

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Swiss right wing on track to lose population cap referendum

1 day ago

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Hahahahaha! Good one Greg!

2 days ago

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Regime has to “certify” Trump removal from JFK center by noon

2 days ago

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Senate Republicans “assuming” Trump will spend on Paxton

2 days ago

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Texas GOP symbol non-symbolically pisses on convention floor

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WATCH LIVE: Kennedy Center Denazification underway

3 days ago

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Judge taps out of blocking White House UFC fight

3 days ago

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White House Axios Secretary Barak Ravid gives Trump-Iran update

3 days ago

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“Void” is catchier than “expunge”: Luna’s intra-cranial focus group

3 days ago

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Dan Sullivan banned from ballot in Alaska

3 days ago

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Orange Tyrant screams at Iranians for “leaking” to “fake news”

3 days ago

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Randy Fine laments Ammonites’ rejection of the Orange Yahweh

3 days ago

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K$H sics agents on Ohio voter rights organization

3 days ago

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“The aluminum chassis, while almost identical, has holes that are machined with a slightly different pattern”: Trump T1 necropsy

3 days ago

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Newsmax reports DOGE cutting gay trans fly breeding program

3 days ago

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Majority of Evangelicals oppose war in Iran: Reuters/Ipsos poll

3 days ago

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Kennedy Center puppet board seeks stay of Trump name removal

3 days ago

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Mediocre white guys slapfighting on Twitter again

3 days ago

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Regime plans lame duck “expunge” of Trump impeachments: WSJ

4 days ago

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“President Donald Trump grew furious this week”

4 days ago

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New York Post reports Nazi-curious degenerate unfit for office

4 days ago

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Federal judge finds Ken Paxton sued ActBlue to retaliate against them for funding Dem campaigns to public office, tosses case

4 days ago

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Mysterious “8647” crop circles appear on National Mall

4 days ago

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Pasadena PD releases video of cop-on-cop “horseplay” shooting

4 days ago

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Fannie Man already pushed aside at DNI

4 days ago

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Colorado wildfire a lesson on not crashing a plane onto dry brush

4 days ago

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TACO post drops like clockwork

4 days ago

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Apex of masculine dominance falsely advertised as dancing during “tele-rally” in which he will only address audience via speakerphone

4 days ago

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Lefty perennial NYC candidate acquitted in ICE gulag stunt

4 days ago

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Jaydee to join The View next week

4 days ago

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Ben Shapiro tweets diagram of his media career

4 days ago

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Republican Indiana sheriff indicted for campaign sign fuckery

4 days ago

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Tehran threatens Ketamine Brain’s Middle East assets

4 days ago

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The fake news is Iran’s best defense: President on Fox News

4 days ago

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Wholesale inflation beats expectations

4 days ago

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Tired old huckster promises win that has eluded him for months

4 days ago

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Fox News brings you inside Orange Caligula’s games arena

4 days ago

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Dems 50 – GOP 40 on generic ballot: Emerson poll

4 days ago

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