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The National Zero articles we didn’t publish today

Thursday was a hell of a week. There’s too much going on for we three mere mortals to tackle appropriately and give the proper love and care. So here’s a roundup.

Nick Fuentes, the quite openly anti-semitic white nationalist 4chan bro who’s about to host a fundraiser for MAGA Arizona Congressman Paul Gosar got into a pretty vicious Twitter fight with Breitbart editor Joel Pollak (whom I’m going to assume is Jewish). The last exchange was Pollak saying “Jews don’t believe in hell, dumbass” and Fuentes responding with “You better start believing in hell piece of shit traitor”, so that’s some fun MAGA-on-MAGA violence to start with.

GETTR is already completely flooded with trolls pretending to be MAGA media personalities.

It gets even BETTR: “QAnon fans were initially excited about new MAGA social app Gettr, but they’re growing irate as moderators fail to keep lewd anime pics and the ‘pig poop balls’ meme out of the QAnon hashtag. One of the top results now features Sonic the Hedgehog crushing a guy with his feet” reports The Daily Beast’s resident QAnon expert Will Sommer.

It gets even extra BETTR: “A new social media network led by Donald Trump adviser Jason Miller is backed by a fugitive Chinese billionaire who once invited Steve Bannon to live on his yacht. On Thursday, Miller announced the launch of ‘Gettr,’ a new social media app aimed at conservatives that promises to be ‘cancel-free.’ Trump fans wary of social media censorship on more prominent platforms like Twitter and Facebook started to sign up for the platform after Politico reported on the existence of the new site” also reported by Will Sommer at The Daily Beast.

The BETTRest: “Trump isn’t joining Jason Miller’s new social media platform, Gettr – won’t have any financial stake or participation, I’m told. Apparently the ex president still has plans for a separate platform. Unclear what exactly” – Bloomberg’s Jennifer Jacobs.

Not GETTR, finally – Here’s a clip from Capitol rioter and Oath Keeper Thomas Caldwell’s motion for a change of venue, arguing he couldn’t possibly get a fair trial in DC: “District residents not only despise Caldwell’s politics – they despise many things that traditional America stands for. District residents, who largely style themselves as chic, sophisticated, worldly, high-brow urbanites, are repulsed by rural America’s traditional values, patriotism, religion, gun ownership, and perceived lack of education. Conversely, rural America is repulsed by what it perceives as East and West Coast progressive snobbery, addiction to government funding, lack of moral values, and petulant intolerance for those with different viewpoints. The ‘Two Americas’ couldn’t be more different and largely despise and distrust one another” and what the hell kind of lawyer writes this shit?

Newly born-again MAGA faithful asshole JD Vance has been nuking his 2016-era tweets critical of the Orange Pharaoh, foreswearing all of his past apostasies as he launches his bid for the seat being vacated by retiring Ohio Senator Rob Portman. He REALLY wants that endorsement.

The sign on Vance’s podium fell off at the very moment he officially announced his campaign.

“Facebook is now asking neighbors to turn in their own neighbor who believes in free speech or something they don’t like. All’s you have to do is label them an ‘extremist’. There are no rules to their definition. This could be anything. They will be the judge” is the Gateway Pundit’s very much in-character reaction to Facebook’s new “extremism intervention” tool that was introduced to National Zero readers Thursday when it was deployed to hilarious effect on former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis.

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Reporter on leave after alleged affair with RFK Jr.

4 hours ago

Uncommitted remains uncommitted

5 hours ago

How many zygotes must die, rightwinger wants to know

6 hours ago

Muslim ban 2.0: Trump says Jews don’t treat him well, declares US will not welcome people from “infested countries”

7 hours ago

Dem Kentucky sheriff shoots Dem judge dead in courthouse

8 hours ago

Former cokehead clearly now addicted to salt and lots of it

8 hours ago

Colin Allred leads Ted Cruz, Harris up in most swing states: MC polls

9 hours ago

Cat makes it from Yellowstone almost back home to California

10 hours ago

Big Mark says he didn’t post that shit and he’s not dropping out

11 hours ago

Team Orange issuing more lame threats to local election officials

11 hours ago

CNN’s Mark Robinson story finally drops and it is bad: peeping into women’s locker rooms, wanting to own slaves, liking trans porn, etc

12 hours ago

Stephen Miller seems a little extra irritated lately

12 hours ago

Strategist says Robinson to actually go on CNN to respond to story

13 hours ago

Bongo promises to quit politics if Gabon junta releases wife and son

13 hours ago

Maine MAGA white supremacist sentenced to 30 months in clink

14 hours ago

Maria Bartiromo and pals cope and seethe over Fed interest rate cut

15 hours ago

Mark Robinson cancels campaign events ahead of CNN story

15 hours ago

Orange Victim freaks out over Iran hacking his campaign

16 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Comer’s big Biden-Harris Administration hearing

17 hours ago

“The pollsters rigged it”

17 hours ago

Fox News fires veteran sexual harasser from production crew

18 hours ago

Breitbart reports Harris has no policy plan to tackle cat eating crisis

18 hours ago

Harris 49 – Trump 46 in Pennsylvania: Franklin and Marshall poll

18 hours ago

Lindsey lobbies Nebraska GOP to try to kill EC vote apportionment

19 hours ago

Hawaiian volcano threatens state with a massive Red Wave

20 hours ago

Fox News buries the lede from moronic “comedy” show interview

20 hours ago

Harris 50 – Trump 46 in Pennsylvania, tied nationally: NYT polls

21 hours ago

Orange Loser can now sell $DJT shares as “lockup” rule expires

21 hours ago

Mischievous NYC teen arrested after crashing subway train

22 hours ago

Gateway Pundit reports 20 people seated behind Trump at rally last week sent to hospital with “burning eyes” in alleged bio attack

1 day ago

Republicans deploy cruel and unusual punishment at border

1 day ago

Harris 50 – Trump 48 among likely voters: Fox News national poll

1 day ago

Teamsters regional councils break with Management

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor rallies his cult on Long Island

1 day ago

It’s tough for Fox consumers to rationalize a Harris lead when all you’re told is Trump has a commanding lead

1 day ago

Federal judge tells RFK Jr tough shit about Michigan ballot

1 day ago

Ohio MAGA sheriff says it’s his right to intimidate Harris voters

1 day ago

Former Trump White House economic schlong furious over rate cut

1 day ago

Jaydee explains why legal migrants are, in his view, actually illegal

1 day ago

“Concerns about potential conflict of interest with Haitian migrants”

1 day ago

Orange Pharaoh again commands GOP to shut down government

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Senate Intel hearing on foreign election interference

2 days ago

Florida men charged with ctaching, planning to eat baby alligator

2 days ago

Fed cuts interest rate by 0.5 percent

2 days ago

Fox News reports FBI seriously so screwed for real this time

2 days ago

The cat was in the basement the whole time

2 days ago

Harris leads Trump across Blue Wall states: Quinnipiac polls

2 days ago

Maria Bartiromo adds new bit to her “planned distraction” routine

2 days ago

Fentanyl deaths plummeting in 2024: government researchers

2 days ago

Florida cops gift Trump the handcuffs used to arrest Ryan Routh

2 days ago

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