Putin wants to be able to decide where Ukrainian grain goes

Russian dictator Vladimir Putin said on Wednesday he wants to decide which countries can receive the shipments of Ukrainian grain exports the Kremlin is allowing to leave the Black Sea under an internationally brokered deal, Reuters reports. “If we exclude Turkey as an intermediary country, then almost all the grain exported from Ukraine is sent not to the poorest developing countries, but to European Union countries,” Putin said while speaking at an economic forum.

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