Michigan AG and Sec of State lead MAGA challengers: poll

Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel and Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson lead their hardcore MAGA 2020 election conspiracy freak challengers Matt DePerno and Kristina Karamo by 40% to 34% and 43% to 34%, respectively, a new survey by the Detroit News and WDIV finds.

About a fifth of respondents remained undecided in each race, but with Karamo being a complete fucking nutcase Trump cultist and DePerno literally under criminal investigation for his involvement in a scheme to steal publicly owned election equipment the gap is probably more attributable to name recognition than anything else at this point for the would-be 2024 election gatekeepers.

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