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Donald Trump RIPS Obama for hosting Xi Jinping at White House

Eccentric real estate tycoon and outsider Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump on Monday absolutely tore into President Barack Obama on Monday night’s edition of the O’Reilly Factor on Fox News, taking aim at Obama for throwing a state dinner for Chinese Communist Chairman Xi Jinping. “I would not be throwing Xi Jinping a dinner. I would get him a McDonald’s hamburger and say ‘we have to get down to work.’ We’re giving him a state dinner and what he has done is sucked all of our jobs,” said the colorful Trump, who is unlikely to ever be seen as a serious contender for the GOP nomination given the field that includes titans like Jeb! Bush, iron-willed Florida Senator Marco Rubio, and South Carolinian Lindsey Graham, a 61 year-old Senate GOP firebrand whose boundless energy and animated style makes it seem like he’ll live to be 115.

O’Reilly, whose show similarly feels as if it’ll still be airing on Fox News for as long as his heart’s pumping, was plainly impressed with the mercurial and flamboyant Trump, who announced his presidential bid two months ago to a crowd of supporters who some Republican detractors alleged were paid $50 each to cheer him on from the lobby of the Trump Tower. It does seem that Trump is command of the message, that in some weird, wacky future timeline where he were in the Oval Office it would no longer be politics or diplomacy as usual, that he would serve Xi a McDonald’s burger – saving the lobster for NCAA athletes – and take him to task for decades of hollowing out of America’s manufacturing workforce. Regular Americans have had enough of old, out-of-touch politicians obsessed with their “legacies” and only stop long enough to roll out the red carpet for a murderous dictator. They want to be able to tune out politics, kick back, relax, watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens and the rest of the new trilogy, and live their lives in peace and prosperity.

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Diesel prices top $6 a gallon because of Biden

Former President Joe Biden raised the national average price of diesel to a record high of $6.05 a gallon on Friday, more than 19 months after he left office, leaving current President Trump helpless to stop the surge, NBC News reports. Precisely how Biden is still controlling the diesel fuel market isn’t exactly clear, but the American people get it and will reject the socialist Green New Scam policies Crooked Joe and Muslim New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani have imposed.

Congressman Jim Jordan will also be holding hearings on it with testimony from journalist Matt Taibbi and legal scholar Jonathan Turley. The hearings are scheduled for mid-December.

National Zero will resume our regular news coverage after this effort to put the price of diesel in context and correct the record for the American people. Just change some of the nouns to explain why Biden also increased core inflation 0.3 percent in August, beating expectations

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Iran attacks US housing supply

First those Iranian thugs increased your gas prices, now they’re coming for your housing too! In a story headlined “The war in Iran hits home as housing rebound stalls,” Politico reports that the Ayatollah and his evil minions raised mortgage rates by half a percent and made the dream of home ownership more expensive for regular Americans! Will Tehran stop at nothing to act on its hatred of you and the president’s pro-family, pro-Christian, pro-freedom, pro-Law and Order agenda?

When you really think about it though, if you don’t find a house that sold for $400,000 in 2003 and sign a 30 year fixed 6.4 percent rate mortgage to buy it for $950,000 even though the school district is shittier than it was two decades ago, then you’re letting the Iranians win, really. Everyone’s gotta pitch in and if that means moving in and then on the first day getting repeatedly asked by your neighbor’s 26 year-old convicted sex offender live-in son if he can inspect your gutters as part of a free consultation for the new business he’s starting then goddamn it you better let him borrow your ladder so he can climb on the roof in sweatpants and Crocs. American national security is at stake here, you can’t be whining about only finding out he was a sex offender after you noticed that he started going outside wearing a Hot Wheels-branded hoodie after he definitely saw your son’s parking garage set in the moving boxes. Iran getting a nuclear weapon is so much more of a threat to him than some 6’3 225 lbs unemployed pederast whose parents insist is just misunderstood.

Whose side are you on? America and Israel’s or Iran’s? Sign the fucking note, you Marxist.

National Zero will resume our regular news coverage after this very important call for all patriotic Americans to make the necessary sacrifices to protect our housing supply from Iranian attacks.

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Jerome Powell celebrates escape from justice for his horrible atrocities of corruption by leaving interest rate unchanged

Corrupt Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome “Too Late” Powell on Wednesday celebrated his escape from justice with the help of corrupt DC District Judge James Boasberg, who very evilly and corruptly voided the investigation into Powell’s stunning atrocities against the people of the United States with his Federal Reserve headquarters building renovation crime that is so bad, so horrible, no one has ever even heard of such a thing and now he’s just saying “Gee, I just got off the hook from that Obama judge – a Trump hater – so I’m going to not lower interest rates.”

Sad. To think that Crooked Powell will get away with all the horrible things he’s done. Just a sick person. We don’t even have a country anymore because of his too late interest rate funny business.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this in-depth analysis behind Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell’s decision to hold interest rates steady that you won’t get at CNBC.

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White House rips Biden for tapping reserves before 2022 midterms

Trump Energy Secretary Chris Wright on Thursday absolutely BLASTED former President Joe Biden for tapping into the US Strategic Petroleum Reserve ahead of the 2022 Midterm elections, calling it a nakedly political play to ease voter frustrations over the price of gasoline amid disruptions caused by Russian President Vladimir Putin’s special military operation to seize control of the clandestine bioweapons labs in Ukraine that Kremlin officials said posed a major threat to global security.

Wright then explained how Biden’s decision depleted the reserve and left the current Administration with fewer options for a legitimate exercise of policy needed to ease voter frustrations over the price of gasoline caused by US President Trump’s special military excursion to seize control of nuclear weapons labs in Iran that White House officials said posed a major threat to global security.

In conclusion, both the Biden and Trump Administrations have faced major energy policy challenges requiring a keen sense of political timing and messaging jiu-jitsu to divert voters’ anger away from the White House. Premium subscribers to the Chuck Todd and Chris Cillizza podcast “Beltway Buds Bantering (Co-starring Coffee!!!🙂)” can get a full three hour breakdown of the similarities between the two respective situations and the bare-knuckle politics involved. Start your free trial today!

National Zero will resume our regular news coverage after this neutral, objective, and – most importantly – accessible analysis of the White House messaging playbook on Iran and gas prices.

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WINNING! President Trump making Bitcoin affordable again

PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT! President Trump’s historic victory in the 2024 election has made Bitcoin more affordable for working families across the United States, with the price of the digital currency plummeting to lows not seen in years, with the price coming down to $63,057.84 on Thursday, 49.95 percent off its all-time high of $126,251.31 in October 2025, according to CNBC.

In fact it’s $13,400 cheaper than it was just 24 hours ago! Cry more libtards! The American dream of owning a Bitcoin is now that much more within reach for so many people, all thanks to President Trump’s mastery of the crypto market miracle and the end of the Bidenomics disaster for BTC.

Expect to see lots of new investors rocking their awesome Trump 47 “The Crypto President” x Bitcoin-branded sneakers – and with a little extra swagger too. Mean tweets and cheap Bitcoin!

Does the usual “Resume our regular news coverage” satire disclaimer need to be down here when everything above was technically factual and Bitcoin really is more affordable (lol) now?

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Make America Great Again

Let’s all work together to support our President as he works to restore Law and Order, Peace and Prosperity, and safety to our streets as he sends his brave and dedicated law enforcement officers into Minneapolis to quell a culture of fraud and disrespect for authority. Nobody should question what’s going on here when a man is getting subdued on icy pavement in broad daylight and screaming “You’re gonna have to kill me! You’re gonna have to kill me! I’ve done nothing wrong! My name is Matthew James! I’m a US citizen! You’re gonna kill me! Is that what you want?” while his wife sobs and agents of the state fire chemical grenades at civilians hours after a man was shot dead.

If these people would just understand that ICE and CBP are there to help them and protect them from the millions of illegal criminals that Joe Biden unleashed into this country. Really when you think of it this is Biden and Kamala Harris’s fault for letting things get this bad and not sending militarized federal law enforcement into Minneapolis to fire chemical grenades at civilians in the street.

Remember that Laken Riley would be alive today if Biden had the guts to arrest toddlers and manhandle old men and shoot civilians in the streets. People should blame him, not Trump, who is Making America Great Again by ending the war between Thailand and Cambodia plus seven others.

National Zero will resume our regular news coverage after this important editorial message on the importance of supporting President Trump’s plan to renovate the Kennedy Center.

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Reich opens criminal investigations into Walz and Frey

These are dark times for our Nation, as CNN’s Kaitlan Collins reports that the Trump Regime’s Department of Injustice have opened criminal investigation into Minnesota Governor Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey. Nothing like this has ever happened to a governor or mayor in the United States before. After working and cooperating with the relevant Government agencies, this unannounced “investigation” into the two elected officials is not necessary or appropriate.

It is prosecutorial misconduct, the weaponization of the Justice System, and an attack by Radical MAGA Republicans who desperately don’t Frey to run for Senate in 2030, who will likewise do anything to stop Democrats and Liberals in the upcoming Midterm Elections. Such an assault could only take place in broken, Third-World Countries. Sadly, America has now become one of those Countries, corrupt at a level not seen before. The political persecution of Minnesota Governor Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey has been going on for years, with the now fully debunked Somalia, Somalia, Somalia Hoax, the fake “Tampon Tim” Hoax, and so much more, it just never ends.

It is political targeting at the highest level! Donald Trump was allowed to run for president again after inciting a violent assault on Congress. Absolutely nothing has happened to hold him accountable. He even took classified documents, and other items from the White House. Walz and Frey stood up to ICE’s brutality, fought to protect Minnesotans, and truly delivered for the state, like we have never seen before. The MAGA establishment hates it. Now, as they watch Democrat candidates win big special election victories, and see their dominance in all polls, they are trying to stop them, and the Democratic Party, once more. The lawlessness, political persecution, and Witch Hunt must be exposed and stopped. Walz and Frey will continue to fight for the Great Minnesotan People!

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after mad-libbing this August 8, 2022 Trump statement to use to report the very real news about the “investigation” into Walz and Frey.

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This Venezuela thing is just a distraction from the Somali fraud

Stay focused patriots. The US military attack and occupation of Venezuela is just a distraction from the massive fraud perpetuated by the millions of illegals from Somalia in Minnesota and other Blue States. The globalist billionaire military industrial complex led by evil Liz Cheney wanted this destructive waste of taxpayer dollars and human lives to further perpetuate their own power.

Libtards can STFU with their “So why did President Trump order the attack and capture of Nicolas Maduro?” questions. Trump is infiltrating the Neocon cabal by playing along with their plans to get America’s troops mired in another forever war in Venezuela. It’s just like with Jeffrey Epstein, where Trump was pretending to be friends with an evil sex trafficker so he could expose him and his accomplices, even sending girls from Mar-a-Lago to Epstein’s estate as part of his own independent sting operation that lasted for years. It’s why Trump ordered Epstein killed in his cell before his trial.

Somalian fraudsters shouldn’t get too comfortable though. Even though they probably think the spotlight is off of them now that President Trump is pretending to be George W Bush by ordering an invasion of Venezuela to seize their oil, the real patriots will continue exposing their daycare center fraud racket with their iPhones. Those Somalians will be back in the media in no time. Trust the plan.

National Zero will resume our regular news coverage after this important reminder that the distraction ops never succeed in diverting the American people’s attention from the real issues.

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Democrats need to take this Minnesota scandal seriously

Look libs, just because a semi-trillionaire drug addict with urinary incontinence from years of ketamine abuse is hurling racial invective over an otherwise not particularly remarkable graft story he’s extremely unlikely to have a complete let alone even cursory understanding of doesn’t mean you can just ignore it as a political liability for the Democrats in the midterms.

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This is why Arkansas voted for President Trump in 2024

Take one look at this absolute anarchy in New York City with a car being set on fire by these thugs during a “street takeover” party and it’s no wonder why President Trump won Arkansas in a landslide in the 2024 election. The people of the Huckabee State saw scenes like this on Fox News and other conservative cable channels and said “No more” before the vast majority of them cast their ballots to return Trump to power last November, the message to these scumbags in Queens unambiguous.

Arkansans have ZERO tolerance for this sort of thing happening in New York City and they trusted President Trump – the Law and Order president – to put an end to the radical mob rule of Gotham’s streets. His powerful campaign message of bringing crime in New York City under control was a massive winner with the people of Arkansas, Missouri, Utah, Idaho, North Dakota and so many other largely rural red states. They see those flames licking out from that car and immediately look to President Trump to help them feel safe from the violence of that crime-ridden urban hellhole.

They voted against this, knowing that a year later the streets of New York City would be safe again from these criminal gangs blasting profane rap music and doing whatever they want. It’s also why next year they’ll reelect Republican Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Republican Senator Tom Cotton, and Republican Congressmen Rick Crawford, French Hill, Steve Womack, and Bruce Westerman to the state’s four districts, knowing that in 2027 the streets of New York City will be safe again from these criminal gangs blasting profane rap music and doing whatever they want.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this commentary on why Arkansans continue to support President Trump, Governor Sanders, and the Republicans they elected to Congress.

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Indonesians evacuate from so-called “pyroclastic flows”

At least 1,000 people living in the largely rural Lumajang District of Indonesia’s island of Java fled their homes Thursday, having been warned by government elites that a natural phenomenon called “pyroclastic flows” was putting them in danger of suffocation and incineration, Sky News reports.

Granted, the existence of what geologists who were educated almost exclusively at very group-think-intensive educational institutions describe as “superheated clouds of ash and gas” appears to be at least partially supported by photographic and video footage from various locations around the globe over the past two centuries. However the establishment’s repeated warnings of the extreme dangers of these clouds are so emphatic and intense that one may start to perceive them as hyperbolic – and perhaps even agenda-driven. It doesn’t take an extreme fringe conspiracy theorist to look at the volumes of peer-reviewed literature on pyroclastic flows – all dreadfully repetitious in content – and come away wondering what it is they are not telling you about them.

Viewed from a distance, these pyroclastic flows appear as benign white clouds of dust tumbling speedily yet gently down slopes, almost like baby powder, about as stark of a contrast one can get with red hot basaltic lava setting aflame everything and anything combustible in its path. What if the clouds have some sort of healing properties or pleasant hallucinogenic effects? Now let’s be clear, no one is saying that they do. They could very well be as lethal and destructive as the establishment science community says they are. But again, there hasn’t been any serious consideration of alternative viewpoints or outside research into the effects of pyroclastic flows is troubling.

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Jon Ossoff being so cruel and disrespectful to Charlie Kirk’s family

How dare socialist Demonrat Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff try to change the subject away from the murder of American patriot Charlie Kirk? What does this hospital have anything to do with the skyrocketing rise of radical left violence that so many Americans see on Fox News and in their “for you” X feed every day? Can’t he even just for a second spare a thought for Charlie Kirk’s wife and his little kids who won’t ever see him livestreaming again? Who cares if Ossoff tweeted about the horrific crime once or twice when he’s said nothing to condemn the sick “Hey fascist, catch!” post by BlueSky user @AbandonKamala696969 or “LMAO Rest in piss, Jew puppet Kirk” by far left Gab user @kek1488 or thousands of others. In fact NONE of the leftards in Congress have answered for the vile garbage that their supporters have said since a decent Christian was so gruesomely murdered in front of college students who came to have an open debate with a 31 year-old man.

Elon Musk should simply ban Jon Ossoff and the rest of the party from X until they apologize for each and every single post that focused too much on Kirk being concerned about a Black pilot or essentially calling Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson a retard and not enough on the positivity he brought to American politics. But even then this post about a hospital should probably be looked at too because it could be inciting people to become violent and hateful.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this distillation of how a nation in mourning should feel a week after the devastating 9/10 attack on freedom. Never forget. Never ever.

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Tulsi may have ignored the advice of qualified professionals when she started accusing former President Barack Obama of treason

A troubling new report in the Washington Post reveals that Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard may have ignored the advice of qualified intelligence community professionals with vast experience in the very complex and specialized line of work and possibly compromised sources and methods used to conduct that work when she decided to declassify a document she used to accuse former President Barack Obama of treason during a wild press conference appearance last month.

It’s not clear how Gabbard, a former Democratic Congresswoman from Hawaii who served four terms and is a member of the Science of Identity Foundation – a Hindu sect founded by a Caucasian-American former surfer – demonstrated that she was in fact more knowledgable on the matter than the intelligence professionals but it’s possible that her experience as a former Hawaii National Guard colonel who served in a medical unit tasked with keeping frontline triage stations in Iraq supplied she simply relied on her intuition to make a determination that accusing Obama of treason was in the best interests of the people of the United States of America.

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Karine Jean-Pierre-a-mania spells trouble for Democrats

Hey guys! Did you see Karine Jean-Pierre has a new book out where she absolutely TRASHES the Biden White House and ANNOUNCES she’s LEAVING THE DEMOCRATS! Total disarray for the party!

It’s in this Fox News article which copies from a Politico article where all these former Biden White House staff are FURIOUS with KJP! They’re in a PANIC over the book, which will come out in October. “SHE was the public face telling us all that this White House was on track and that Biden was amazing. And now she doesn’t even want to be a Democrat????” a former Biden official told Politico. “She’s making herself the middle ground here when Republicans hate her. She’s not in any position to be a connector of our two party system and assuming she could be is just ego.”

WOW! 🔥🔥🔥 That’s like a full on civil war in the Democrat Party! Absolutely devastating! Can you imagine what kind of BOMBSHELLS will be in this book by the former press secretary?

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after balancing out the news cycle with this important update on former White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre bringing the fire.

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WATCH LIVE: Taxpayer dollars going to waste on stupid webcam

You know we have a $10 or $37 trillion or something debt or deficit and the government just keeps running stupid webcams like this one? What’s the purpose of it? Okay, well so what? Volcanoes erupt all the time. Meanwhile we still have millions of illegal immigrants running around at Harvard and they’re really antisemitic. Plus they go on to Harvard Law and the Medical School and take jobs from regular Americans. Government spending is out of control and we need a huge tax cut to get out of the Biden economy. Elon Musk is right about spending and no one’s going to get kicked off Medicaid. Democrats are lying about that, just like they lied about the Autopen. Somebody’s going to jail for that. President Trump is right about the tax cut and the CBO is lying about the deficit increase. The bill will create lots of jobs and the CBO isn’t accounting for enough economic growth and tariff revenue. Also the deficit will explode if the bill is passed and it will put us in debt slavery.

In conclusion, Democrats want to allow kids to identify as cats and use litter boxes at schools.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this important editorial summary of the Republican Party’s position on the issue of live webcams installed at Mt Kilauea in Hawaii.

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New polling shows President Trump exposing pro-China scum

New polling commissioned by Axios and Morning Consult finds that President Trump is delivering on his promises to expose the pro-China socialists across the world because if these respondents now favor Xi’s regime over the beacon of freedom in the White House then he’s doing something right.

This chart shows just how much he’s over the target and putting America First and Marxist globalism last. And it’s just fake, rigged polling from the lamestream media losers at Axios desperate for more web traffic. They oversampled Democrats. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after providing this unbiased look at these globalist pro-China polling results. We hope our MAGA readers appreciate the free talking points.

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What about Hillary Clinton’s emails?

The whole lamestream media is going crazy over the text message thing with the Jeffrey Goldbrick guy and the Houthis and it’s hard to escape the feeling of why is this such a big deal when Hillary Clinton deleted all of those emails? What about that? Where was the media when then?

How come she never faced any consequences for that or the uranium thing? Libs say this new story with the patriots Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, Tulsi Gabbard, and Mike Waltz is a major breach of national security but they never got mad when Hillary acid-washed her secret bathroom server. She used some kind of acid that could melt the hard drives and vaporize them but CNN has refused to report on it for 10 years and NOW they want to do wall-to-wall coverage of the Houthi attack chat?

No wonder nobody wants to watch them. Plus Jeffrey Goldbutt has been completely discredited over his losers and suckers hoax because Jim Jordan said that Trump never said those things. The text chat that he was a part of showed that the Trump Administration is a really strong team that collaborates positively and even uses cool emojis to affirm each other. You can bet that Kamala’s national security and Defense Department team never would’ve worked that well together.

In fact it would’ve been so much worse. They probably would’ve texted nuclear secrets to the Ayatollah or Tren de Aragua or even Bill Gates. America is so lucky she didn’t win. This sill Atlantic story is nothing compared to what could have happened in the nightmare of a Harris Administration.

In conclusion, we never got the bottom of what happened with Hillary’s emails and Congress should open up an investigation into her server and acid-washing practices immediately.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this woefully insufficient attempt to color within the lines of Poe’s Law on how to message 👊🇺🇸🔥-gate. Actually 👊🇺🇸🔥-ghazi probably works better.

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Woke Target posts fake earnings decline

“Target Corporation (NYSE: TGT) today announced its fourth-quarter and full-year 2024 results, both of which included one fewer week of sales as compared to 2023. The Company reported fourth-quarter GAAP and Adjusted earnings per share (EPS) of $2.41, compared with $2.98 in 2023. GAAP and Adjusted EPS were $8.86 for full-year 2024, compared with $8.94 in the prior year.”

“In light of ongoing consumer uncertainty and a small decline in February Net Sales, combined with tariff uncertainty and the expected timing of certain costs within the fiscal year, the Company expects to see meaningful year-over-year profit pressure in its first quarter relative to the remainder of the year,” says woke retailer Target’s agenda-driven fake news bullshit trying to undermine the mandate the American people handed President Trump with his historic victory in November.

They literally tried to kill him. Twice! And here’s Target, an America-last store that used to sell bikinis with extra crotch space for penises until customers said enough of the woke, thinking that they have the right to question the President’s leadership on the economy and even blaming him for their own failures to be successful at business like him. If they’re going to get political then the president has every right to be looking at them to see if they’re trying to interfere in the 2026 midterms.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this importantly bold narrative-challenging, differing viewpoint-based, refreshingly alternative take on Target’s quarterly earnings report.

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Weyland-Yutani has the talent to tackle the xenomorph crisis

You’d be hard-pressed to find someone who doesn’t think xenomorphs are a problem. After all, the vicious, eusocial insect-like aliens have killed hundreds of thousands of colonists across the galaxy and cost billions in taxpayer dollars and in economic growth over the last few decades. Entire colonies have been wiped out, space stations infested, freight vessels destroyed as these nightmarish monsters propagate their hives whenever and wherever they can. Yet despite many resources devoted to halting their scourge our elected officials, local colonial administrators, and military leaders have shown time and time again that they just aren’t up to the job. Time and time again the government gets involved and the xenomorphs just end up ripping more people apart.

Take what happened on LV-426 in 2179 as a prime example of this gross incompetence. Now, no one’s blaming the colonists at Hadley’s Hope for failing to use proper precautions when someone told them to go investigate a set of coordinates. They were just simple folk living in a “shake and bake” colony, 60 or 70 families roughing it on the frontier while chasing the dream. Things happen out there on desolate rocks out in deep space and it was a tragedy that no one could have foreseen.

The response however was a complete embarrassment: A full squad of Colonial Marines, fully trained and equipped with the latest in technology and weaponry, were sent to investigate and within hours were massacred by the xenomorphs – 12 dead plus several civilians. Not to mention a multi-billion dollar atmosphere processor that exploded after the Marine squad’s female pilot, who was flying while distracted, crashed a drop ship into the reactor’s cooling vents. And then that idiot prison warden who was yelling really loudly at inmates right under an open air vent.

Enough is enough. It’s time to bring in a trusted private sector name to defeat the xenomorphs.

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