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President Joe Biden on Saturday signed the bipartisan Safer Communities Act of 2022 into law at a White House ceremony, CNN reports. The new law instituting expanded background checks for gun buyers under age 21, closing a loophole that allowed domestic partners convicted of abuse to obtain weapons, and incentivizing states to create red flag laws, fund school safety and mental health programs, among other provisions, the first ever national firearms control legislation in decades, spurred by horrific slaughter in Buffalo, New York and Uvalde, Texas in May.

Esmerelda County, Nevada, population 729, certified the results of its June 14th primary election on Friday, just two hours before the Secretary of State’s office’s canvassing deadline amid moronic right wing “controversy” over whether the votes were valid, the AP reports. The county staff and commissioners spent seven hours hand-counting 317 votes. “We’ve got a problem. People don’t trust the system, We’ve got a situation where a lot of people are really concerned about the safety of their votes,” said some MAGA Karen at the county commission’s meeting on Thursday. Disgraced former President Trump won Esmerelda County with 82% of the vote in the 2020 election.

Yes, the enigmatic figure whose tales of a hidden cabal of Satanic Democrats who inspired millions of impressionable dumbasses to join an apocalyptic internet cult has posted again for the first time since going silent on December 8th, 2020. The 8kun “trip code” identifier unique to the account which posted Friday night was confirmed by a number of leading independent researchers to be matching that of all past “Q drops”, so it’s the “real” deal. Most likely Ron Watkins trying to hype his not particularly robust or inspired US House campaign. “Shall we play a game once more?” asks Q in another post Friday night, asking this as if fans ever stopped LARPing during his absence.

• Republicans have unwittingly unleashed hell, and some of them know it.  Eliminating states’ rights to permit virtually anyone to get a carry permit while simultaneously eliminating the right for women to seek an abortion goes against the will of the People.  Every woman and woman’s rights advocate will be voting in the midterms.  Any seat that was not “Safe Red” will now lean more Democratic.
• The current pseudo-conservative line of political thought will soon collapse.  As people see gun proliferation, they will be frightened of the nutbags carrying them.  As they see the rise of single-parent households, the demand for social safety net programs will increase–something current “pro-family conservatives” won’t support.  
• How many men will be forced to receive a Father’s Day card one year from today–and I mean forced by Greg Abbott or Ron DeSantis or Kay Ivey?
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Protests against the Supreme Court decision revoking the right to an abortion grew in cities around the country after the court revealed that it overturned Roe v. Wade, effectively making the right to an abortion dependent on the state you’re standing in, even though it may mean a pregnant woman dies because of the fetus. 

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on https://t.co/0D9VO4rXBq

— neen (@neenaab3) June 24, 2022

Complete piece of shit Dave Portnoy, founder of MAGA internet sewer Barstool Sports, once the subject of a Politico slobber piece titled “How Republicans Became the ‘Barstool’ Party” and even interviewed Trump at the White House in 2020, railed against Republicans on Friday reacting to the Roe v Wade overturn, the Daily Beast reports on a potentially worrying development for the GOP.

“To me, this is just pure insanity, pure insanity. “We are going backwards in time. We are literally going backwards in time! It makes no sense how anybody thinks it’s their right to tell a woman what to do with her body,” said Portnoy, who has been credibly accused of abusing women sexually, adding “That’s why we have to vote for the morons like Biden, who’s borderline incompetent because it’s too dangerous to vote Republican. Like what the fuck are we doing? Wake up!”

Christians are thanking God for his blessings and for very rare Constitutional courage. The Left is heading for a Night of Rage. Voters can see it all.

— Matt Schlapp (@mschlapp) June 24, 2022

The second-to-last Afghan being held by the United States at the special detainment center at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba was released by a court order Friday and flew to Qatar, the Associated Press reports.

Captured in 2007, Asadullah Haroon Gul was 27 or 28 years old when he was captured in 2007 by US forces in Afghanistan, whose intelligence reported that Haroon was an al Qaeda courier and commanded three terrorist cels.  A 2016 review of his case found little to connect him to the terrorist group, and in 2021, a court declared that there was no evidence he was connected to al Qaeda.

With the help of human rights groups from around the globe, Qatar intervened on Haroon’s behalf to secure his release after a federal district court ruled that he was being held without charges unconstitutionally.  He was flown to Qatar where he was greeted by the nation’s leaders. 

The DC Circuit Court of Appeals has temporarily stayed the FDA’s ban on Juul nicotine vape products, UT Austin Law Professor Steve Vladeck reports. The next step is for the court to consider a longer stay for the duration of the appeal, which they better fucking do and then just toss the ban altogether because a certain someone likes being able to suck down a shit ton of nicotine indoors while writing and would rather not switch back to half a pack of Newport Reds a day.

Fox News opinion man Leo Terell lost stayed silent while Dem contributor Jessica Tarlov was asking questions such as if the Red State legislatures are suddenly going to start mandating maternity leave and other entitlements to all the women now forced to give birth to babies they may not necessarily want. But when Tarlov said”If every man that takes part in conceiving a child, one night stand at a nightclub… If suddenly he’s on the hook for child support will we have universal Pre-K? Will the Conservative-” Terell groaned “Oh God.” Tarlov replied “Stop saying ‘Oh God’! This is what it looks like out the in the real world-” and Terrell snapped, screaming “I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE USING THIS QUALITY TIME TO TO TO TALK TO TO PUSH A DEMOCRATIC AGENDA!” and then “GO AHEAD! I’ll be quiet. Go ahead. It’s ridiculous.”

During a Rules Committee hearing on proposed “red flag” laws to remove guns from people who exhibit dangerous behavior to others or themselves, constitutional law professor and Maryland Democratic Congressman Jamie Raskin questions Neanderthal-American Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA), which Marge doesn’t take kindly to.  Raskin attempts to get Marge to answer if she approved of people bring weapons to the insurrection, Greene smugly challenged Raskin, who reminded her that she’s not on the Committee.  When Greene–who’s been removed from all committee assignments–questions Raskin’s assertion that people had guns during the January 6th domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol, Raskin replies, “Oh, just wait for it.”

At least 70 people have been charged with more than 190 various weapons charges.  At least three of them are facing charges for carrying guns into the Capitol, and at least two others were charged with illegally having guns in Washington, DC.

Justice Department: “A federal grand jury in the District of Columbia has returned an indictment, which was unsealed today, charging a member of the Oath Keepers with conspiracy and other charges for crimes related to the breach of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. His actions and the actions of others disrupted a joint session of the U.S. Congress convened to ascertain and count the electoral votes related to the presidential election. Michael Greene, 39, of Indianapolis, Indiana, was arrested in Indiana yesterday. He is being charged for the first time in connection with his actions before, during, and after Jan 6. Greene is expected to make his initial court appearance later today in the Southern District of Indiana Greene was named in a superseding indictment returned June 22, 2022, that also includes seven previously charged defendants: James Beeks, 50, of Orlando, Florida; Donovan Crowl, 51, of Cable, Ohio; William Isaacs, 22, of Kissimmee, Florida; Connie Meggs, 60, of Dunnellon, Florida; Sandra Parker, 64, of Morrow, Ohio; Bernie Parker, 72, of Morrow, Ohio, and Laura Steele, 54, of Thomasville, North Carolina.”

Disgraced former President Trump, the pro-choice playboy degenerate who nonetheless is responsible for the end of nationwide access to abortion, told minions privately the overturn of Roe v Wade is “bad for Republicans,” and will drive suburban women to turn out against them in November the same way they turned out against him, the New York Times reports.

“I never like to take credit for anything,” Trump told a New York Times reporter last month if he considers the then-pending decision to be part of his legacy, which is pretty telling considering you’d expect a different lie out of him were he actually excited about it. Separately, in an interview Friday with Fox News, the Donald said the ruling “is following the Constitution, and giving rights back when they should have been given long ago,” which doesn’t make any sense whatsoever but again is not the word salad one would think Fat Don would be spewing if he were sincerely happy.

“In future cases, we should reconsider all of this Court’s substantive due process precedents, including Griswold [ruling allowing contraception], Lawrence [fundamental right to personal privacy in one’s sex life], and Obergefell [ruling allowing gay marriage]. Because any substantive due process decision is ‘demonstrably erroneous,’ Ramos v. Louisiana, we have a duty to ‘correct the error’ established in those precedents, Gamble v. United States. After overruling these demonstrably erroneous decisions, the question would remain whether other constitutional provisions guarantee the myriad rights that our substantive due process cases have generated. For example, we could consider whether any of the rights announced in this Court’s substantive due process cases are ‘privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States’ protected by the Fourteenth Amendment” writes Old Man Clarence in his concurrence with the Dobbs decision.

ROFLMAO! You libs just got pwned by Slammin Sam Alito, the Notorious ACB, a Black guy who left your plantation for real freedom, Beer-me Brett, and the other two guys with the wooden hammer thingies! Are you gonna cry and scream at the sky? Good! America loves seeing your tears of impotent rage and hopelessness! Especially when you make that “REEEEEEEEE” sound! LOL!

True patriots celebrate America winning over you socialist queers. America won, you lost! How do you spell “Liberal”? It’s L-O-S-E-R! LOL! This is so awesome! Just grab your blankies and head for your cry closets or cosplay as that stupid show with the red capes on the steps of the Supreme Court! It doesn’t matter, you still lose! The lives of babies are really precious and Christians have a sacred duty to protect them. That means you’re wrong and justice has prevailed.

So don’t vote. Don’t pretend like this is going to change anything. Just embrace the loserdom gifted to you by the God you atheist cult members don’t believe in. Have no hope for the future at all! Let this weaken your resolve! Go watch TikTok and eat Cheez-Its instead of paying attention to politics. Life’s easier that way. Patriots thank you for shutting up and going away while they win at everything, always. But give them a good, loud scream at the sky first! LOL!

As expected, the US Supreme Court’s far right majority have overturned Roe v Wade, clearing the way for total bans on the right to abortion in dozens of Republican-led states, SCOTUSblog reports.

Two churches in Georgia and a third in Texas, all three located close to US Army installations, were raided by federal law enforcement Thursday, KWTX reports. The criminal matter that led to the warrants’ execution was unclear, but each of the churches are said by multiple sources to be indoctrinating military personnel into a cult and separating them from their families.

The two Georgia churches, The House of Prayer Church in Hinesville, near the Fort Stewart and the Assembly of Prayer Church in Augusta, near Fort Gordon are affiliated with each other. Both have lengthy histories of complaints from former members and their families of cult-like practices, with one former member telling WTOC the Hinesville Church’s leader Rony Denis “made us merchandise. It’s no longer a church. It’s just a fraudulent, money-making empire. It used to be a church.”

The third church in Texas, the Assembly of Prayer Christian Church in Killeen, near Fort Hood, was accused in dozens of Facebook and Google reviews of being a “cult” and “recruiting Fort Hood soldiers.” The connection to the Georgia churches was unclear to KWTX, beyond sharing the “Assembly of Prayer” name with the Augusta Church. And that they got raided on the same day in different states. That obviously requires a high level of coordination by the FBI.

Real American patriots fed up with the people in power using the law to go after political opponents should be demanding answers from Napa County, California District Attorney Allison Haley after her decision to charge Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s husband Paul Pelosi with driving under the influence over a little fender bender that happened on May 28th. They put him in shackles and took his mugshot like he was a sad circus monkey. Then they used a questionable method of testing to determine his blood alcohol content was more than ten times over the legal limit. The cops who responded to the scene and arrested Paul were probably Republicans with Punisher skull and thin blue line stickers on their personal pickup trucks. They wanted revenge on Pelosi for being a liberal.

What kind of Stalinist Stasi police state arrests an old man for some process crime just because of who he’s married to? Did DA Haley take donations from Russia to go after Nancy Pelosi? What about the 30,000 lies Donald Trump told while in office? DA Haley should be investigating Jared Kushner. She did nothing when he got $2 billion from that evil Bonesaw guy. When is this DINO going to investigate that? Why isn’t she looking into the driver of the Jeep that Paul allegedly crashed his Porsche into? Who sent this person and why were they there driving on the same road? Why isn’t Haley releasing this person’s name and who they voted for? Is Haley trying to hide that this person’s brother works for Alfa Bank or Gazprom? Why aren’t Fox News or Breitbart looking into those connections to foreign blood money and the Koch Brothers?

Too many questions and not enough answers here. The Conservative radical cancel mob is ruining the reputation of an old man who didn’t do anything wrong. He probably just had lemonade and water with dinner at PF Chang’s and they left him standing on the street in his pajamas while they were searching his mangled Porsche and seizing all the alcohol inside. This is fascism.