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“Hungary’s government is taking decisive action to curb unjustified price increases on essential food items. Prime Minister Viktor Orban announced on Tuesday via a video on his social media platform that the government will introduce a price cap to ensure affordability and protect consumers.”

“Orban revealed that recent discussions with representatives of major retail chains failed to yield satisfactory solutions. ‘Unfortunately, the offers from retailers fell far short of our expectations,’ Orban stated. ‘Therefore, we have decided to implement measures targeting the retail sector.’ From mid-March, the profit margin on 30 key food items will be limited to a maximum of 10 per cent,” says an article by what appears to be a state media outlet called the Hungarian Conservative.

Wait, if inflation was Joe Biden’s fault then why is it a thing in Hungary? And what kind of real conservative nationalist strongman, lauded as “the only elected leader on the face of the earth who publicly identifies as a Western-style conservative,” makes a weak communist pussy move like price controls? Lastly, but least importantly, what the hell do they mean by “his social media platform”? If this was just a bad translation job by state media then fine. Otherwise it sure sounds like Orban has his own Hungarian version of Truth Social, engineered by Moscow’s finest software developers too.

Several Trump minions admit to Axios that Monday’s stock market shitshow was definitely not what they needed, “but” they remain optimistic because they’re making America great again and so on.

One adviser said “Ever since the election, Trump has been the master of the narrative. We won every day.” Just gotta stop right there and call this anonymous cocksucker out on the “win every day” horseshit campaign mantra that was already long tired when “winning” meant getting media attention over unforced clusterfucks like the NABJ interview. Now the “winning” is wiping out over a trillion in the stock market’s value over unforced clusterfucks like being unwilling to rule out a recession in a softball state media interview with batshit idiot Maria Bartiromo. Christ.

“But this stock market fall is just different, no control. But it’s just a detox – it’ll get better,” the same asshole continued, double “but”-ing his “mastery of the narrative.” These insufferable mutants.

“The market isn’t great, not gonna lie. But the vibes are still good otherwise,” said another “but”-head. A third said Team Orange “are adept at playing the long game [lol, how are the Panama Canal and Gaza annexation projects going, you twat], and we will not be dictated by a snapshot in time when there are so many indicators that show we’re building a strong economy with staying power.”

Outside of the Orange God Emperor’s innermost circle the mercury was rising decidedly higher and faster. “If the stock market looks like this in three weeks, we’ve got a problem,” a “top consultant” to Republican Congressional candidates told Axios, adding “There’s time. It’s early.” Start praying, boy.

Thank you, President @realDonaldTrump! pic.twitter.com/3kqZObTixi

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 11, 2025

Psychotic former Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte was arrested Tuesday on a warrant from the International Criminal Court over the brutally violent drug war he had prosecuted while in office, the AP reports on some pretty serious shit going on in the southeast Asian island nation.

“Thank you to the House Freedom Caucus for just delivering a big blow to the Radical Left Democrats and their desire to raise Taxes and SHUT OUR COUNTRY DOWN! They hate America and all it stands for. That’s why they allowed MILLIONS of Criminals to invade our Nation. Sometimes it takes great courage to do the right thing. Congressman Thomas Massie, of beautiful Kentucky, is an automatic ‘NO’ vote on just about everything, despite the fact that he has always voted for Continuing Resolutions in the past. HE SHOULD BE PRIMARIED, and I will lead the charge against him. He’s just another GRANDSTANDER, who’s too much trouble, and not worth the fight.”

“He reminds me of Liz Chaney before her historic, record breaking fall (loss!). The people of Kentucky won’t stand for it, just watch. DO I HAVE ANY TAKERS??? Anyway, thank you again to the House Freedom Caucus for your very important vote. We need to buy some time in order to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE. Unite and Win!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday night, raging at the extremist Massie for his anti-spending bullshit.

To think that Tom was making plans to run for Moscow Mitch’s senate seat. Sucks for him for sticking to his “principles” only to be threatened with annihilation by the Orange God Emperor.

It was never going to be an easy day when you’re in a cult whose leader is supposed to be so great for investors and it would’ve been 1929 all over again if Kamala got elected and all that shit only to see investors lose like fucking a trillion dollars collectively in seven hours of trading while you have to go on cable news to defend him. stupid Nicole Malliotakis was lucky enough to be on CNN before the opening bell, before all the bloody chaos of the “Golden Age” got priced into the market.

Jesus Dork Mike Johnson’s chief of staff Hayden Haynes tendered his resignation on Monday, NBC’s Scott Wong reports just under a week since he was arrested for drunk driving after backing his Tesla into a parked Capitol Police vehicle following convicted felon President Trump’s stupid joint address.

In the NBC article Wong linked in his tweet, Haynes is described in an arrest report as “slurring his words when voice activating his vehicle to open the glove compartment,” displaying an “unsteady walk,” “staggering,” with a “a strong odor consistent of alcohol emanating from his breath,” falling into the passenger seat, and had difficulty getting his registration. Cops halted the sobriety test.

The article, printed just about 30 minutes before Wong tweeted that Haynes was out, included a statement from Johnson spokesman Taylor Haulsee [these fucking middle-tier WASPy names] saying “The Speaker has known and worked closely with Hayden for nearly a decade and trusted him to serve as his Chief of Staff for his entire tenure in Congress. Because of this and Hayden’s esteemed reputation among Members and staff alike, the Speaker has full faith and confidence in Hayden’s ability to lead the Speaker’s office.” And then they (probably) fired him, lol.

Maybe the best part is this: The NBC article specifically says it was a black, unmarked Chevy Suburban that Haynes backed into at 11:40 PM, raising the extremely strong possibility that the sensors/cameras on his Tesla did not register the other vehicle and thus failed to warn him before he backed into it (a similar enough flaw has gotten at least two other Tesla drivers killed when the autopilot failed to see a white semi-truck trailer since 2016). So yeah, self-inflicted boozing and getting behind the wheel aside, there’s a non-zero chance that Elon Musk indirectly fucked Haynes.

Taking up a challenge to convicted felon President Trump’s command to deport Columbia grad student Mahmoud Khalil, Manhattan federal Judge Jesse Furman put a block on the removal and ordered a Wednesday hearing with Khalil’s counsel and Trump Regime lawyers.

Claiming again that there’d been a “cyberattack” that led to the Twitter shitshow on Monday, drug-addicted billionaire Elon Musk told cokehead Larry Kudlow in an interview on Fox Business News that he had traced the digital terrorism to “IP addresses originating in the Ukraine area.” Big if true.

The former illegal immigrant also said “Most of the federal spending is entitlements… that’s the big one to eliminate… That is also the mechanism by which the Democrats attract and retain illegal immigrants. This is why Democrats are so upset about the situation.”

Oooh oooh oooh! Wait, what if the headline said “Dow Jones drops like Mitch McConnell on a staircase”? Or “like Lauren Boebert’s dress at an off-Broadway musical”? Or “like a Russian politician from a 10th story window”? Or “salads from Sarah Huckabee’s diet after she started Ozempic”?

What about “tanks”? Is there any good one with “tanks”? Not as flexible, but could work in “tanks worse than Lara Trump’s latest single.” Hmmmm… Might have to start keeping a list of these handy.

Law enforcement and fire department officials in Seattle aren’t sure if a Sunday night fire at a lot serving as a storage space for Cybertrucks in a nearby Tesla dealership’s inventory was an act of arson or if the hideous electric shitboxes caught fire because they’re Cybertrucks, KIRO reports.

The fire was reported around 11:15 pm on Sunday at the lot on 4th Avenue and South Spokane Street. KIRO does not have a count of how many of the vehicles were consumed in the inferno, nor much of any further details on the incident. “It’s unclear how the fires started,” the station wrote.

“A BILL TO BE ENTITLED AN ACT relating to creating the criminal offense of gender identity fraud. BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF TEXAS: SECTIONA 1.AA Subchapter D, Chapter 32, Penal Code, is amended by adding Section 32.515 to read as follows:”

“Sec.A32.515. A GENDER IDENTITY FRAUD. (a) A person commits an offense if the person knowingly makes a false or misleading verbal or written statement to a governmental entity or the person’s employer by identifying the person’s biological sex as the opposite of the biological sex assigned to the person at birth. (b) An offense under this section is a state jail felony,” says the text of Texas HB 3817 introduced last week by Republican state Representative Tom Oliverson.

“Shortly after touching down inside a crater on the Moon, carrying NASA technology and science on its IM-2 mission, Intuitive Machines collected some data for the agency before calling an early end of mission at 12:15 am CST Friday. As part of the company’s second Moon delivery for NASA under the agency’s CLPS (Commercial Lunar Payload Services) initiative and Artemis campaign, the IM-2 mission included a drill to bring lunar soil to the surface and a mass spectrometer to look for the presence of volatiles, or gases, that could one day help provide fuel or breathable oxygen to future Artemis explorers. Planned to land at Mons Mouton, IM-2 touched down at approximately 11:30 am March 6, more than 1,300 feet (400 meters) from its intended landing site.”

“Intuitive Machines said images collected later confirmed the lander was on its side, preventing it from fully operating the drill and other instruments before its batteries were depleted. The IM-2 mission landed closer to the lunar South Pole than any previous lander,” says NASA in an update on their quest to find a silver lining to the IM-2 clusterfuck.

Check to see if the CIA was acting behind the scenes first before going off on China or Russia please. There is a silent war still on going inside of the United States to undermine the admin of @realDonaldTrump @DNIGabbard @AGPamBondi @JDVance https://t.co/p5Nu9pe5Wj

— General Mike Flynn (@GenFlynn) March 10, 2025

“Following my previously signed Executive Orders, ICE proudly apprehended and detained Mahmoud Khalil, a Radical Foreign Pro-Hamas Student on the campus of Columbia University. This is the first arrest of many to come. We know there are more students at Columbia and other Universities across the Country who have engaged in pro-terrorist, anti-Semitic, anti-American activity, and the Trump Administration will not tolerate it. Many are not students, they are paid agitators. We will find, apprehend, and deport these terrorist sympathizers from our country – never to return again.”

“If you support terrorism, including the slaughtering of innocent men, women, and children, your presence is contrary to our national and foreign policy interests, and you are not welcome here. We expect every one of America’s Colleges and Universities to comply. Thank you!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, the first public announcement on what happened to Khalil.

Again, whether Khalil was one of the “Genocide Joe” pieces of shit matters far less than the implications going forward. Next it could be Ukrainians, anti-Putin Russians, or even Chinese dissidents. However this still has to get past a judge and we’ll see how it goes.

Actual words printed by the New York Times on Monday: “Jose has been whipped into quiet panic this winter by President Trump’s threats of mass deportations. He’s still turning up for his shifts at a wood-finishing factory – he can’t afford not to – but most of his co-workers have stopped coming. His wife is afraid to go to her factory job, and they’re keeping the 11-year-old home from school. Jose was nervous in the restaurant, curling his posture inward and eying the street outside.”

“But Jose doesn’t hold Mr Trump responsible. [He and his naturalized citizen friend Aldair Mata, who of course voted for the fat fuck] both blame ‘the Venezuelans,’ which is shorthand for the more than 50,000 migrants (about 30,000 of them Venezuelan) who’ve poured into Chicago since 2022.

“Jose complains that ‘nothing matters’ to the migrants, that some of them commit crimes and receive coveted work permits despite being ‘lazy.’ ‘If they hadn’t come,’ he said darkly, ‘none of this would have happened.'” This, the illegal immigrant living in Chicago said as if your average MAGA caucasian knows or cares about the difference between Mexicans and Venezuelans.

Ontario Premier Doug Ford on Monday announced that the 25 percent increase in electricity prices for export to the US are now in effect, the AP reports on another setback for convicted felon President Trump’s empty campaign pledge to cut Americans’ utility bills in half in by 2026.

“I will not hesitate to increase this charge. If the United State escalates, I will not hesitate to shut the electricity off completely,” Ford said at a news conference in Toronto. “Believe me when I say I do not want to do this. I feel terrible for the American people who didn’t start this trade war. It’s one person who is responsible, it’s Trump.” Ford says he expects $300,000 CAD a day in new revenue.

We were to understand that on day one the “Biden economic disaster” would be rectified and that everyone would feel richer instead of this wiener going on CNBC and having to Baghdad Bobbing shit about it still being a “Biden economy” three times inn a 1 minute 11 second clip.

Carrying posters bearing slogans like “We want our King back,” “Abolish federal republican system and reinstate the monarchy,” and “The King and the country are dearer than our life,” Nepal’s monarchists on Sunday turned out big for a visit by former King Gyanendra Shah to Kathmandu, the Hindustan Times reports on what one might describe as a bit of regression in the Himalayan nation.

Now this wasn’t a defiant return from exile as, while it’s unclear from the article where Gyanedra currently resides, he’s not an enemy of the state like Napoleon or Idi Amin and has been free to move about Nepal since he was dethroned and the monarchy abolished by parliament in 2008. It’s also unclear how much momentum he’s got, as this was hundreds, not thousands of subjects turning out for their king, but that he can say publicly that the “time has come for us to assume responsibility to protect the country and bring about national unity,” without any major pro-democracy protestors coming at him might be at least an indication of where this could be going.