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Fat fucking idiot screams over contract signed in 2018

“DOGE: Looks like Radical Left Reuters was paid $9,000,000 by the Department of Defense to study ‘large scale social deception.’ GIVE BACK THE MONEY, NOW!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, after some asshole found a line item to ThomsonReuters for exactly that.

Problem is the fucking contract was signed on September 28, 2018, right in the middle of Trump’s failed first administration, so he’s screaming over something he was too addled and distracted to stop from happening. The actual nature of the (obviously legitimate) contract with ThomsonReuters, a much larger company with an array of products far beyond than the news reporting most people know from wire stories reprinted on other websites, doesn’t really matter when it’s something that he says is bad yet he was ultimately the one responsible for the $9 million being spent.

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Florida woman arrested for beating husband with dildo

An arrest report from the St Lucie County Sheriff’s Office states that the husband of 50 year-old Julissa Negron told them that his wife “was well behaved all day on 02/08/2025 but started arguments about who he follows on Instagram on 02/09/2025. The VICTIM also stated that Negron was drinking alcoholic beverages resulting in her acting disorderly. Negron was angry at the VICTIM and began to get in the VICTIMS face which he believes was to antagonize him.”

“The VICTIM threatened to call law enforcement when Negron pulled out a dildo and began to hit the VICTIM with it. This is when the VICTIM stepped outside the residence and called Law Enforcement. Upon arriving on scene, Negron was found in the VICTIMS bed asleep I woke Negron up by knocking on the wall of the bedroom. Negron was disorderly and stated to be confused. While attempting to speak to Negron she continued to go in circles with her story repeating herself multiple times. I was unable to get a clear story from Negron,” the arrest report continued.

Negron was cuffed and booked in the county lockup on a domestic battery charge.

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Denver school district sues DHS over ICE raid policy

Denver Public Schools on Wednesday filed a lawsuit against the Trump Regime over their policy allowing ICE agents to raid classrooms to detain suspected illegal immigrants, with the complaint calling it a hinderance to the district’s “mission of providing education and life services to the students who are refraining from attending DPS schools for fear of immigration enforcement actions occurring on DPS school grounds” forcing them to “divert resources from its educational mission to prepare for immigration arrests on DPS school grounds,” Denverite reports.

There haven’t been any reports of ICE agents on the grounds of schools in the Colorado capital thus far but Superintendent Alex Marrero says the fear is working and “the fact that some folks feel that it’s going to happen in our schools is just going to really cripple the way we function.”

“A lot of kids, we haven’t seen,” teacher Matt Meyer said shortly after raids on an apartment complex last week. “What I’m worried about is it doesn’t help anyone to have kids not at school.”

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Tesla brakes fail, Chinese passenger pays company $23,000

Ketamine-brained billionaire Elon Musk’s deathtrap car brand has a pretty sweet deal with the Chinese communist party where Tesla can just sue the fuck out of people for publicly complaining about safety failures. The AP reports that among the most recent of these wins was against a Zhang Yazhou who was in her Model 3 with her dad behind the wheel when the brakes suddenly shit out on them, sending the car crashing into a concrete barrier and the airbag into her face.

And now she’s on the hook for $23,000 and a public apology after the company won a defamation verdict against her for filing a complaint with a market regulator office over the 2021 crash. “Tesla’s employees were very arrogant and tough in dealing with my complaints,” Zhang said in an interview, describing her failed attempt to obtain the vehicle’s data from the crash. “I was burning with anger.”

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Sword of Damocles hangs over Eric Adams

Reichsminister of national purity Tom Homan has summoned lowly supplicant New York City Mayor Eric Adams to his fortified redoubt in Manhattan, the New York Post reports, as the hateful old fuck is “not happy” with the failure by the underling to seize and arrest undocumented migrants in the vast metropolis, especially after the regime pulled the plug on the criminal case against Adams.

“Homan wants something immediate and doesn’t want to wait till next January. The mayor has emergency order power. He’s going to have to beg and be a good boy for Trump,” a source told the Post. And yeah, that really is the rub as Talking Points Memo’s Josh Marshall points out, writing the dumbass mayor has “essentially been given 10 months to perform for his freedom. Perform for Donald Trump. Indeed, Bove said explicitly that one of the reasons Adams shouldn’t have been charged is that being on trial takes Adams’ focus away from helping Donald Trump with mass deportations out of New York City. (Again, they’re refreshingly candid about why this is happening.)”

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Dipshit Missouri AG sues Starbucks for “discrimination”

“Today, Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey filed suit against Starbucks for violating federal and state laws prohibiting race discrimination. The lawsuit asserts that Starbucks enforces race-and-sex-based hiring practices, unlawfully segregates employees, and provides exclusive training and employment benefits to select groups in violation of anti-discrimination laws,” says Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey’s office in a statement. The complaint itself is a fucking riot.

“As of September 28, 2024, Starbucks’ US workforce was 8.1 percent black, 31.7 percent Hispanic, 5.6 percent Asian, 47.8 percent white, 0.6 percent American Indian or Alaska Native, and 0.5 percent Native Hawaiian or Other Pacific Islander. Starbucks’ US workforce was 70.9 percent women and 28.4 percent men. In other words, since 2020, Starbuck’s workface has become more female and less white,” Bailey’s team writes and, no, they don’t really dog-whistle where they’re going with this.

“The injuries that Starbucks’ discriminatory patterns, practices, and policies cause also create indirect effects on an even greater portion of Missouri’s population: consumers of Starbucks’ goods and services. Starbucks no doubt serves more consumers in Missouri than it has employees in Missouri. By making employment decisions based on characteristics that have nothing to do with one’s ability to work well, Starbucks, for example, hires people by thumbing the scale based on at least one of Starbucks’ preferred immutable characteristics rather than an evaluation of an applicant’s merit and qualifications.” Yup, the payoff’s coming in the next paragraph.

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President celebrates Idi Amin-esque honor

“President Donald J Trump was just unanimously elected Chairman of the Board of the prestigious Kennedy Center in Washington, DC. The President stated, ‘It is a Great Honor to be Chairman of The Kennedy Center, especially with this amazing Board of Trustees. We will make The Kennedy Center a very special and exciting place!’” posted His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Doctor Donald John Trump, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the Venezuelan Empire in the Americas in General and in Colorado in Particular, Chairman of the Board of the prestigious Kennedy Center in Washington, DC on Wednesday.

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Texas dentist arrested for huffing laughing gas while driving

A Facebook post by the Harris County, Texas Constable Precinct 1 says that on “Sunday night a Deputy with Constable Alan Rosen’s Office tried to pull over a speeding vehicle in the Heights, but the driver didn’t stop right away. Once he did stop, the deputy noticed he was in possession of 108 canisters of Nitrous Oxide. The driver, a dentist and professor at UT, admitted to the deputy he had been ‘huffing’ Nitrous Oxide all day. He was arrested after the Harris County District Attorney’s Office accepted charges. At that moment PCT 1 learned the driver was out on a $5000 bond out of Harris County for allegedly doing the same thing. #publicsafety Houston Heights Association.”

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Loyal Trump DOJ minion prosecuted January 6th cases

Among the federal law enforcement agents and prosecutors who have been purged or soon will be for pursuing the MAGA rioters who sacked the Capitol on January 6, 2021 will not be former Trump defense lawyer and current acting deputy attorney general, really weird looking bastard Emil Bove, NBC News reports, writing that, as a prosecutor in the Southern District of New York in 2021, Bove had “eagerly oversaw efforts to find and arrest Capitol rioters in the New York area, his former colleagues say, and even proposed to the Justice Department that his office should play a central role in the investigation.” Then he left, got hired to Trump’s defense team for the Stormy Daniels case, lost it, and then Trump hired him again anyway, along with the other dickhead, Todd Blanche.

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SDNY drops investigation into WWE’s Vince McMahon

Manhattan federal prosecutors have dropped their investigation into fake fighting circus CEO and Trump crony Vince McMahon over whether he committed a federal felony by failing to disclose paying $10.5 million in settlements to two women whom he had sexually harassed or assaulted, the New York Post reports on the two-tiered justice system MAGA always wanted now fully operational.

McMahon now joins dipshit New York City Mayor Eric Adams – who had actually been charged – and Congressman Andy “Diet George Santos” Ogles to have had their criminal liability absolved without the Orange Tyrant even bothering to pardon them. Actual George Santos does not seem to be in line for amnesty since it proooooobably would have already happened if Trump cared enough about him.

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Fat bastard frustrated over his (current) non-monarchial status

“DOGE has found massive amounts of FRAUD, WASTE, INCOMPETENCE, AND ABUSE, but even knowing this, a highly political, activist Judge wants us to immediately make payment, anyway. In other words pay, even though you know the payment was fraudulently requested to be made. DOGE caught them – The Judge just doesn’t care. It doesn’t make sense!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday morning, just minutes after also ranting “Interest Rates should be lowered, something which would go hand in hand with upcoming Tariffs!!! Lets Rock and Roll, America!!!” a pretty transparent display of frustration over his status as non-monarch. For now.

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Gas up by $0.09 per gallon since last month: AAA

A periodic check-in of gas prices reveals that convicted felon President Trump after 22 days in office has not only done nothing to lower the cost of a gallon of fuel, but it has actually gone in the opposite direction, according to the national average for a gallon of regular unleaded tracked by AAA which shows the $3.06 on January 12th now up to $3.15 as of February 12th.

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“SIGN THE PETITION – DEPORT ILHAN OMAR”

“Friend, we should have never let Ilhan Omar into our country. And frankly, America would be a much better place if she were to be sent back to Somalia. Recently, it came out that Ilhan Omar is hosting free workshops for Somalians, who are in our country illegally on how to evade ICE and deportation.”

“It could not be more blatant: Ilhan Omar is more loyal to illegal Somalians than she is to the United States, or the office she was elected to. It is an absolute disgrace. A sitting Member of Congress is facilitating a full-scale invasion of our country… A normal society would refer to that as treason…”

“But regardless of labels, one thing is clear: The time has come to arrest and deport Ilhan Omar. I have had my fill of foreigners storming our border, complaining about and disparaging our country, and then helping more and more of them invade our lands… And I know the American people are too. If you’re as sick and tired of it as I am, sign my petition and let’s send her back to Somalia where she belongs. Yours Sincerely, Rep Brandon Gill,” says a fundraising email from Texas MAGA Congressman Brandon Gill, son-in-law of fraud “filmmaker” Dinesh D’Souza.

The hateful, Nazi-ish shit – and the dishonesty too, as last week Gill had tried to claim on CNN that he hadn’t been calling for Omar deported but that the country would be better off if she was deported – it’s such a lame scam. Signing the “petition” does nothing but send you to a donoation page from WinRed and put you on a list for more fundraising emails from this adolescent cunt.

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