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Every Monday, @chucktodd and I spent 40 minutes talking politics (and sports).

This week, I put a simple question to him: Would you rather be Harris or Trump as of today?

His answer and MUCH more in my newsletter. Subscribe at link in bio! pic.twitter.com/fMGDTn7uCY

— Chris Cillizza (@ChrisCillizza) October 21, 2024

Ah damn, made a mistake in the headline. Got a few of the nouns wrong. Could change it but it’s still kind of true in spirit, right? Like it would be just as enjoyable to sit through it and you’d feel just kind of depressed for spending a single minute, let alone 40, listening to their performances.

“Arab Voters are very upset that Comrade Kamala Harris, the Worst Vice President in the History of the United States and a Low IQ individual, is campaigning with ‘dumb as a rock’ War Hawk, Liz Cheney, who, like her father, the man that pushed Bush to ridiculously go to War in the Middle East, also wants to go to War with every Muslim Country known to mankind. Remember, Liz Cheney lost her Seat by the LARGEST margin, 40 percent, in History for a sitting Congressperson.”

“If Kamala gets four more years, the Middle East will spend the next four decades going up in flames, and your kids will be going off to War, maybe even a Third World War, something that will never happen with President Donald J Trump in charge. For our Country’s sake, and for your kids, Vote Trump for PEACE!” posted convicted felon former President Trump, probably from a script handed to him after he sat for an interview with Saudi state TV that aired on Sunday night.

It might work better if it didn’t come three days after the fat fuck told reporters that war criminal Israel dictator Benjamin Netanyahu “is doing a good job, Biden is trying to hold him back… and probably should be doing the opposite. I’m glad that Bibi decided to do what he had to do,” meaning Trump is just fine with “Bibi” ordering the continued slaughter of innocent people in Gaza.

Charlotte region motorists can expect heavier traffic and possible delays Monday afternoon because Eric Trump and Ben Carson are in town for a “Trump’s 11th Hour Faith Leaders Meeting” at the Concord Convention Center in North Carolina’s largest city, the Charlotte Observer reports.

That’s right. You could end up stuck in traffic if you drive on a street near the convention center, your route impeded by Christian MAGA voters just dying to hear former HUD Secretary Dr Ben Carson and Trump Organization Executive Eric Trump talk about the importance of faith to politics.

Don’t say the Charlotte Observer didn’t warn you. If you plan on not pulling over when a cop tries to stop you for a broken tail light because you have a shit ton of meth sitting in a duffel bag in the back of your 1999 Nissan XTerra then you might have to just gun it through a crowd of boomer-aged right wing faithful streaming into the convention center on a weekday afternoon. This is the heads up to stay off the roads in the area, for meth traffickers and non-meth traffickers alike.

Mike Pence replacement JD Vance on Monday declined to clarify his boss, convicted felon former President Trump’s constant screaming about on whether Vice President Kamala Harris actually worked at a McDonald’s in 1983, telling Fox News wasn’t quite sure if there’s an official Trump-Vance 2024 position on the matter. Jaydee was however happy to say that what Trump really means when he screams about “internal enemies” is Antifa and Black Lives Matter protestors from four years ago.

When reminded by anchor Bill Hemmer that Trump specifically mentioned Adam Schiff and the Pelosis, Vance then more or less said it’s justified to send the military to kill them because of the impeachments and that Schiff investigated Trump for colluding with Russia in the 2016 campaign and that the Pelosis got rich from insider trading. Not sure if there’s a different takeaway here.

Members of the infamous “Central Park 5” on Monday filed a federal defamation lawsuit against convicted felon former President Trump for falsely stating they had pleaded guilty to a crime during the September 10th debate on ABC News that he humiliatingly lost to Vice President Kamala Harris.

From the relevant portion of the complaint:

The five had never pleaded guilty. They were brought to trial, convicted, imprisoned, and released after a serial rapist confessed to the April 1989 attack on jogger Trisha Meili in 2002, his confession corroborated by DNA evidence. The city of New York paid them a $41 million settlement for the wrongful conviction. We’ll see how much coverage and defense from Trump and his minions this generates, but it’d a pretty solid hit if it does make for a news cycle, especially if they’re stuck trying to parse out his demented rambling from a debate he lost badly, seizing on “And if they pled guilty – then they pled we’re not guilty” to claim he wasn’t deliberately lying about the men.

“Nearly one in five Republicans (19 percent), including 23 percent of Republicans who hold a favorable view of Trump, say that if Trump loses the election, he should declare the results invalid and do whatever it takes to assume office,” says a finding from a Public Religion Research Institute survey published earlier this month but doing the rounds on political media sites on Monday.

Essentially what this question found was that 23 percent of Trump fanboys admit that they were full of shit about the 2020 election and that all of those fan fiction stories about the hacked Chinese thermostats, bamboo ballots, Italian satellites, the Venezuelan supercomputer, and so on. They admit that they knew he lost and are rooting for their Orange Fuhrer to lie about it again if it means the dumber 77 percent of them will buy into it and commit acts of violence against election workers and Democratic officials if it will help him seize power and end American democracy.

Of course this was fucking obvious. It didn’t take a PhD in psychology and/or criminology to see that all those fan fiction stories were just a means to an end for Team Fascism. What’s nice here is we finally have a rough quantification of the malevolent mens rea of election denialism.

A new Suffolk University/USA Today national survey finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 63 to 34 percent among respondents who have already voted (described by USA Today as a “seventh” of the sample) and 52 to 39 percent with those planning to vote early (about a third of the sample) while Trump leads planned election day voters 52 to 35 percent (half of the sample). Overall Harris leads 45 to 44 percent nationally.

This is biased even for the @nytimes. McDonald’s has no record of her working there. The Times found no one who worked with her or employed her. It’s the only blue collar job she claims to have had. She does not mention the job in an early resume at the time. She does not mention…

— Marc Thiessen 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦🇹🇼🇮🇱 (@marcthiessen) October 21, 2024

Continued wienery Washington Post conservative diversity hire Marc Thiessen after the cutoff: “She does not mention the job in an early resume at the time. She does not mention it in her memo. No friends (save one) remember her saying she did. The first time she mentions it publicly is… during her 2019 campaign. All of which proves Trump is lying. They clearly put the investigative resources of the Time to prove she worked there and couldn’t verify it – yet instead of reporting that wrote a Trump is lying column. Unbelievable.” The pussy-ass bitch then links to the Times report (not a column) titled “Kamala Harris and McDonald’s: A College Job, and a Trump Attack.”

Actually not even sure if this beta hasn’t caved and endorsed the Orange God Emperor yet, in which case the headline should say “Trump fanboy” instead of “anti-anti-Trumper.” Anyway, what’s funny is that he doesn’t complain about his own employer’s reporting about the fake-ass McDonald’s “shift,” in which the Post’s headline and subhed accurately (and refreshingly for the MSM these days) described the photo op as a “stage-managed campaign stop – Trump didn’t answer a question on the minimum wage, instead promoting his unsubstantiated claim that Kamala Harris never worked at the burger chain,” and that “The restaurant was closed to the public during Trump’s visit, and the motorists whom Trump served were screened by the US Secret Service and positioned before his arrival. No one ordered food. Instead, the attendees received whatever Trump gave them.”

So Thiessen instead channeled his butthurt outside of the house like the bitch he is, lol.

Russian dictator Vladimir Putin’s regime on Monday ripped into Moldova’s government after the former Soviet republic’s electorate approved a referendum to join the European Union and reelected pro-western President Maia Sandu, with the Kremlin goons denouncing the vote as “unfree” and casting doubt on what it said was a “hard-to-explain” increase in votes in favor of Sandu and the EU, and demanding the incumbent “present evidence” of their meddling, NBC News reports.

This might actually be the single most succinct example of the cuntish entitlement of right wingers, that they demand a democratically-elected leader prove she won legitimately after they paid off as many as 300,000 Moldovans to vote no in the referendum and for their guy in the simultaneous presidential election. “Criminal groups… have attacked our country with tens of millions of euros, lies and propaganda, using the most disgraceful means to keep our citizens and our nation trapped in uncertainty and instability,” said Sandu prior to vote in which the pro-EU side won by 0.39 percent.

Sandu took 42 percent to main rival, former prosecutor-general Alexandr Stoianoglo’s 26 percent, forcing a November 3rd runoff. Stoianoglo’s platform calls for a “balanced” foreign policy approach, which sure sounds like he’s Vlad’s dog in this fight. The second placer had boycotted the EU join referendum vote, saying it was just a gimmick to increase turnout for Sandu’s base.

A new set of Washington Post-Schar School swing state surveys finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump among likely voters by 51 to 47 percent in Georgia, 50 to 47 percent in Wisconsin, and 49 to 47 percent in both Michigan and Pennsylvania. Nevada is tied at 48 while Trump leads 50 to 47 percent in North Carolina and 49 to 46 percent in Arizona.

DOJ deploys district elections officers to handle 'threats and intimidation' https://t.co/5Z1xOgalYA

— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 21, 2024

The corrupt globalists in control of Mozambique’s Deep State on Saturday sicced their hit squads on PODEMOS opposition party patriots spokesman Paulo Guambe and lawyer Elvino Dias, killing both outside of a bar in the capital city of a Maputo amid a contentious ongoing presidential election count in which the ruling party Frelimo’s Daniel Chapo is expected to steal it from soldier of Christ PODEMOS candidate Venancio Mondlane, the Associated Press reports.

Or maybe Chapo is the patriotic, Mozambique-First soldier of Christ and Mondlane is the socialist pro-Satanic piece of shit, meaning this killing is just the beginning of THE STORM in which all the PEDOmos sinners will be eliminated it one fell swoop. That’s what’s fun about these ridiculous attempts to map political strife in Sub-Saharan Africa into a QAnon context – you can just make shit up as you go along when deciding which side are the “white hats” and which are “the cabal.”

Anyway in the real world it probably is closer to the first one as Frelimo – a former anti-colonial partisan militia – has been in control of the country since gaining independence from Portugal in 1975. Guambe and Dias were shot after some unspecified dispute with other people in a bar but it doesn’t take a conspiracy theorist to question that narrative when these two dudes were gunned down in the middle of a contentious and drawn-out tally of election results for a vote that was held 12 fucking days ago, not to mention that Dias was gathering evidence for his case challenging the result in the country’s supreme court as soon as the probably rigged result was announced.

“The center of Oscar has continued to move over eastern Cuba overnight. Although radar imagery from Guantanamo Bay has shown a continued degradation of Oscar’s inner core, bands of deep convection with heavy rainfall remain over portions of the island. A couple of ASCAT passes from earlier in the night showed that tropical-storm-force winds were occurring along both the southern and northern coasts of eastern Cuba. Given the decrease in inner core organization over the past several hours, the initial wind speed has lowered perhaps conservatively to 45 kt for this advisory.”

“Radar and surface observations from Guantanamo Bay indicate that the center is located just north of that location. The initial motion estimate is a somewhat uncertain 270/2 kt. The storm should begin to turn northwestward and northward later today ahead of a shortwave trough moving over the northwestern Bahamas. Some of the dynamical model guidance suggests that the center may re-form near the northern coast of Cuba later today, rather than the low-level center continuously tracking across the mountainous terrain of the island. Regardless of the details of the track over eastern Cuba, Oscar is expected to emerge off the northern coast of Cuba later today or tonight.”

“Thereafter, the cyclone should accelerate northeastward over portions of the southeastern Bahamas and western Atlantic ahead of the aforementioned trough. In 60-72 hours, global model guidance indicates that the circulation will become elongated and that it will be absorbed by a larger developing non-tropical area of low pressure between Bermuda and the southeastern US coast by day 3. The track guidance is again faster this cycle, and the NHC forecast has been adjusted accordingly,” says a National Hurricane Center bulletin on Tropical Storm Oscar.

MAGA SUPPRESSION

Hearing a lot of fake stories are being planned to drop to try to keep MAGA at home on Election Day

Be prepared – and Don’t Trust the Feds

— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) October 21, 2024

Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign raised $222 million in September, more than triple what convicted felon former President Trump’s $63 million haul the same month, Politico reports.

The number of individual donors was unknown but it would likely be considerably more than fat Donald’s – and that right there is the true measure of “enthusiasm” and “engagement” for a candidate. It doesn’t mean an automatic win, but it’s absolutely an advantage in a race that’s otherwise “tied,” especially against an opponent focused on scraping up unmotivated non-voters.

“Former President Donald Trump is accusing 60 Minutes of deceitful editing of our Oct 7 interview with Vice President Kamala Harris. That is false. 60 Minutes gave an excerpt of to Face the Nation that used a longer section of her answer than that on 60 Minutes. Same question. Same answer. But a different portion of the response. When we edit any interview, whether a politician, an athlete, or movie star, we strive to be clear, accurate and on point. The portion of her answer on 60 Minutes was more succinct, which allows time for other subjects in a wide ranging 21-minute-long segment.”

“Remember, Mr Trump pulled out of his interview with 60 Minutes and the vice president participated. Our long-standing invitation to former President Trump remains open. If he would like to discuss the issues facing the nation and the Harris interview, we would be happy to have him on 60 Minutes,” says CBS in a statement, emphasis ours on reminding everyone he bitched out.

“We have checked with McDonald’s, and they say, definitively, that there is no record of Lyin’ Kamala Harris ever having worked there. In other words, she never worked there, and has lied about this ‘job’ for years. Additionally, Kamala Harris and Joe Biden are killing franchises, want to end all franchises, which will destroy values and jobs,” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Sunday as he arrived in Lancaster, Pennsylvania to work the fryer in some sort of staged photo-op.

We’re still waiting on the “definitive” non-records Trump and his team got when they “checked with” the fast food giant on the fat bastard’s obsession with whether or not Harris worked there in 1983.

In an inspiring and heartwarming story out of Catonsville, Maryland, residents and first responders from the Baltimore County Fire Department rallied to save a grown man whose age and identity are unknown, 24 hours after he fell 30 ft down a hidden well on his property last week, WBAL reports.

“I was going to get my dogs in from the backyard, and I heard some dude calling for help, so I didn’t know what to do. So I went downstairs and grabbed my dad, and we went in the backyard to, like, look around, see if we could hear anything,” neighbor Wesley Straffin told WBAL. “We started to call out hello, hello, because we couldn’t tell where it was coming from. “And he started replying. He said, ‘Help, help. Hello.’ And it turns out it was our neighbor right behind us who had fallen into a well,” Wesley’s dad Matt added. Some of the locals threw bottles of water down to the man while they waited for firefighters to respond. The rescue was relatively quick and uncomplicated. The man was hospitalized with shoulder pain and shock but is expected to make a full recovery.

The man’s extrication from the chasm came exactly 37 years to the day after the events depicted in Everybody’s Baby: The Rescue of Jessica McClure, starring Beau Bridges and Patty Duke. It’s unlikely the Catonsville rescue will be the subject of a similar made-for-TV film but on the plus side none of the firefighter will end up committing suicide over the deprivation of fame and attention.