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MAGA Land gets that “fake news rhetoric” didn’t cause this, but…

“The Fake News media is complicit in people with TDS trying to shoot the president because they are intentionally lying, misrepresenting him and exaggerating what he is saying in order to get their candidate elected. I understand that this is not a targeted shooting necessarily at President Trump, but it’s their rhetoric that is responsible for anyone who is aiming violence at him” – The top comment on the New York Post story about the shooting near convicted felon former President Trump’s golf club in Palm Beach. Glad this Post reader was able to qualify his comment by acknowledging the unrelated nature of the shooting after blaming the media for it anyway.

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Trump campaign reporting Tangerine Target “safe after gunshots”

UPDATE 2:50 p.m. ET:  MSNBC reports that the event happened in West Palm Beach at the Trump International Golf Course, where he was golfing.  Shots were heard in the distance, and Trump was rushed into a secure area.

UPDATE 2:54 p.m. ET:  It’s such an un-serious issue, Fox “News” isn’t covering it, nor have they created a “siren” chyron graphic.

ORIGINAL:  Take this for what you will, but the Trump campaign released a statement that “Trump was safe following gunshots in his vicinity,” according to a statement from Steven Cheung, Trump campaign liar via CNN.  “No further details at this time.”

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Not up to nepo hire to decide what is and isn’t actually true

Republican National Committee co-chair Lara Trump on Sunday confidently told Fox News’s Howie Kurtz that it’s not up to her to decide whether or not the great Springfield cat consumption hysteria is based in truth or not but that it’s a real shame local officials are getting in the way of their narrative about immigration by saying they’ve seen no evidence of it. Later, Lara did not disagree with her fat father-in-law’s demand that ABC News lose their broadcast license because he let Vice President Kamala Harris get under his skin in front of at least 67 million Americans.

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“Dishonest smear”

Couch fucker JD Vance on Sunday morning said, verbatim, “If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do,” as his explanation for why he was propagating lies about migrants eating cats.

And his comeback is that he didn’t actually “create” these stories – which we guess is technically true since he wasn’t the one who made this shit up – but that he’s merely amplifying them. At no point however does he acknowledge that the “media focus” might be sort of counterproductive to he and Trump’s stated objective of actually getting themselves elected to the White House.

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So why does he HATE her if it doesn’t matter?

Holy freaking shit this is ridiculous. We just checked the Trump campaign website to see if Tony Fabs put up another memo denouncing the ABC/Ipsos poll. Nothing yet. Also, not that we give a shit what the poll said about Swift’s endorsement’s effect but ABC themselves wrote, verbatim, “Those responding negatively are overwhelmingly Trump supporters, according to the poll,” meaning that it wasn’t going to change their minds because they were already voting for Donald no matter what.

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Harris leads Trump again on handling economy: FT poll

A national Financial Times-Michigan Ross survey finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 44 to 42 percent on the question of who they think would do a better job of handling the economy, pretty much static from last month’s Harris 42 to Trump 41 which was a bump over Trump 41 – Biden 35. Of course it’s inside the margin of error but the think of how it would look if a Planned Parenthood poll found Trump leading 44 to 42 on abortion policy.

Even better: Among those who watched the debate, Harris improved 48 to Trump’s 42 percent.

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Former president announces his antipathy toward popular singer

“I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!” posted the 45th President of the United States of America at 10:44 AM EDT on Sunday, September 15th, 2024, a date which shall live in infamy until the next stupid thing and holy fuck this is where he’s at now after months of pathetically on-and-off wishcasting about wanting her endorsement in between moments of creepily lusting for the billionaire superstar.

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Bellwether Iowa poll finds massive swing toward Harris

The hallowed J Ann Selzer poll of Iowa voters, long revered by politics eggheads as the platinum standard in gauging how the Midwest will swing, has itself swung dramatically toward Kamala Harris from Joe Biden against convicted felon former President Trump in the Cornhole State.

You can tell how dramatically just by this Rasmussen dipshit’s horrified reaction: In June, the same pollster found Trump leading President Biden 50 to 32 percent – now Trump leads Harris by 47 to 43 percent, with Brainworms Bobby in third at 6 percent. “I wouldn’t say 4 points is comfortable” for Trump, said Selzer to the Des Moines Register. “The race has tightened significantly.”

The 18 point gap for Biden was seen as a harbinger of doom for the incumbent president in Wisconsin and Michigan, states he absolutely needed to win. It should also be noted however that in September 2020 Selzer found Biden and Trump tied, shifting back to Trump +7 the next month – he ultimately won it by 8 percent, so stay tuned for the next finding from Selzer and crew. And if it wasn’t already obvious here, no one should be under any illusion that Harris is going to flip Iowa, it’s just that the finding says a lot about how Wisconsin, Michigan, and Nebraska’s 2nd are going to go.

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Orange Felon reverts to 2020 paranoia on mail-in ballots

“The United States Postal Service has admitted that it is a poorly run mess that is experiencing mail loss and delays at a level never seen before. With this being the FACT, how can we possibly be expected to allow or trust the US Postal Service to run the 2024 Presidential Election? It is not possible for them to do so. HELP!” posted convicted felon former President Trump early Sunday.

He then quoted some CNN headline with “The United States Postal Service is not prepared for this massive influx of Ballots,” in another Truth Social post. Chris LaCivita and Susie Wiles and the rest of his “professional” advisers are going to LOVE this after spending the better part of two years talking the fat bastard down from his hostility toward mail-in ballots, convincing him it was a “necessary evil” that his voters needed to accept if only for this time before he could emptily promise to ban it nationally if he returns to power. Maybe lucky for them that this return to his usual insane bullshit was posted on Truth Social and might not end up percolating down to the voters they need most.

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Harris 51 – Trump 46 nationally: ABC News/Ipsos post-debate poll

A new ABC News/Ipsos national survey conducted after her debate victory on Tuesday finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 51 to 46 percent among likely voters in a full field with all the third party spoiler scrubs included, exactly the same support for each of the candidates as the ABC/Ipsos found in a survey conducted late last month. Harris’s lead over Trump among independent likely voters and 18-29s is even wider at 53 to 44 percent. By gender men 18-29 support Harris 51 to 48, with young women it’s Harris 68 to Trump 30 percent.

On the debate, 58 percent of respondents overall said Harris won to 36 percent falsely declaring Trump the winner, the rest saying they don’t know. There was no partisan crosstab provided on that answer but it’s easy to guess that Republican respondents made up the majority of “don’t know.”

In what could potentially be a far more troubling sign for the Orange God Emperor, on the survey’s question of “Did the debate make you think more favorably or less favorably of each of these candidates?” 37 percent respondents said more favorably for Harris, 23 percent less favorably, and 30 percent no difference. For Trump it was 17 percent more favorably, 22 percent less, and 50 percent no change, putting the Veep at net +14 to the fat fuck’s -5 net. And yes, this could be pretty much meaningless as, despite the “no difference” option, there were no doubt plenty of those who already made up their minds about whom to vote for that said “more favorably” for their chosen candidate and vice versa for the other (would’ve helped if Ipsos gave us a crosstab for 2024 voter intent, especially when YouGov makes it look so fucking easy to lay out readably).

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“This is not who we are as a party”

Minions of convicted felon former President Trump emphatically tell NBC News that there are “real concerns” about MAGA psychopath influencer Laura Loomer potential to cost Donald and the swing states and she must be removed from his coterie immediately as her white nationalist batshittery threatens his already questionable chances of retaking power and implementing Project 2025.

“She has to go. Laura Loomer cannot stay. She just can’t. She is unapologetic,” one Trump ally told NBC. Anonymously, out of fear, of course. “This woman attacked the vice president of the United States in such a racist manner. It was appalling and she hasn’t apologized,” the source added.

Others pointed to Loomer warning that the “White House will smell like curry and White House speeches will be facilitated via a call center” if the half-Indian American Vice President Kamala Harris wins as a particular headache given the relatively large South Asian populations of Georgia and North Carolina, with one having told Trump directly “if you don’t fix this, it will be a problem.”

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Again, Trump goes on rant when asked direct question about policy

After some smalltalk with an unidentified reporter who can fairly be described as a shaved Sasquatch, Donald Trump addresses how the cost of his tariffs will not be passed along to consumers.  “I think that you’re gonna find that when we do it, and I-I think different countries will be tariffed differently.  Y’know there are some that make tremendous margins on us, we have countries–I won’t go into it now–but we have countries that are charging us 200% and 250 and 300% and we charge them nothing and it’s insane and you just can’t do it and it’s really not sustainable.

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Washington child dragged underwater by (obviously Haitian) otter

A river otter allegedly dragged a young child off a pier in Kitsap County, Washington and pulled them underwater, but the child was saved when their mother jumped in and fought off the crazed aquatic mammal, CNN reports.

In a rare attack on humans, the otter dragged the child from the pier and into the water, when the mother jumped in causing the otter to release the child and attack the mother.  Grabbing her child, the mother fought off the weasel, sustaining bites and scratches in the process.  Both mother and child were treated at a local hospital for minor injuries.

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Cop who tried to kill Comoros president gets Epsteined in jail cell

Officials in the tiny Indian Ocean archipelago nation of the Comoros on Saturday said President Azali Assoumani is “out of danger” after he was injured on Friday in a knife attack by a 24 year-old policeman – and that the policeman was found dead in his jail cell this morning, Reuters reports.

“The president is doing well. He has no health problems, he is out of danger. A few stitches were given,” Comoros energy minister Aboubacar Said Anli said at a press conference in the capital city of Moroni on Saturday, a day after Assoumani was slashed during a funeral in the nearby town of Salimani Itsandra. The attacker, Officer Ahmed Abdou, is not so okay however. He got Epsteined.

“This Saturday morning, when investigators went to see him, they found him lying on the ground, his body was lifeless,” said Comoros’ public prosecutor, Ali Mohamed Djounaid, at a separate press conference, adding that there would be an investigation into how Abdou died. Djounaid did not offer even the barest of specifics on the state of Abdou’s remains, like if he had slashed his wrists, swallowed a hidden cyanide pill, choked on a chicken bone, had his skull caved in, was hanging from the ceiling by a bed sheet but it snapped and that’s why he was on the floor, or whatever else.

However that none of these officials seem all that concerned could be an indication that the dude acted alone and it was the jail guards simply saving prosecutors the paperwork. Or they were in on the attack themselves and they were tying up a loose end who could implicate them. Fun mystery!

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Right wing media touts Don Jr’s blatant racism as a good thing

What else are we supposed to read from “low IQ and demographic makeup”? That’s straight-up Third Reich shit, not even euphemistically. And yeah, he literally said it in the video. “It’s disgusting and it should not be happening in America, it should not be happening anywhere in the civilized world but that’s the reality. You look at Haiti, you look at the demographic makeup, you look at the average IQ… If you import the third world into your country, you are going to become the third world,” said Junior to Charlie Kirk. And these kind of people get offended when you call them Nazis.

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Debate loser claims ABC News “now under investigation”

“ABC FAKE NEWS has been completely discredited, and is now under investigation. Did they give Comrade Kamala the questions? It was 3 on 1, but they were mentally challenged people, against one person of extraordinary genius. It wasn’t even close, as is now reflected in the polls. I WON THE DEBATE!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Saturday morning.

Once again, even if it was “rigged,” “3 on 1,” “they” gave “Comrade Kamala the questions,” or whatever bitch-ass excuses Trump and his fanboys have, the “person of extraordinary genius” still got baited into screaming complete bullshit in front of at least 67 million viewers. There’s no escape from that – and when you compare it to the first 2020 debate meltdown against Joe Biden – like they freaked out over that one too, claimed Biden had secretly been on drugs and all sorts of other shit, but the coping wasn’t nearly this bad. The ABC News debate is quickly becoming like the 2020 election itself: The Lost Cause that serves as the backdrop to all their other grievances.

Also, who the fuck is “investigating” ABC News? The “crooked” FBI? How’s that going to go?

Prior to to that the fat bastard posted “Up 6 points in the Rasmussen Poll. I WON THE DEBATE! A nice lead over the Marxist Candidate, Comrade Kamala Harris, who had a very hard time yesterday answering the simplest of questions in Pennsylvania, where she will end Fracking. It was A WORD SALAD, A REAL MESS!” as if the “concept of a plan” on healthcare was a huge winner. Also 6 percent in Rasmussen is pathetic. He should be ahead by at least 15 with those assholes.

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Harris 49 – Trump 45: Yahoo News/YouGov national poll

A new Yahoo News/YouGov national survey finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 49 to 45 percent among likely voters, a jump in support for the veep after she led by just 1 point among registered voters in July immediately after entering the race.

Respondents also said Harris won the debate by a 56 to 26 percent margin – among partisans it was 94 percent of Dems saying Harris won to just 57 percent saying Trump won. Viewers also said the Vice President looked more “presidential” (51 percent to 35 percent), “coherent” (50 percent to 29 percent), “competent” (50 percent to 36 percent), “focused on policy” (48 percent to 34 percent) and “strong” (47 percent to 39 percent). Trump was seen as more “insulting” (53 percent to 28 percent) and “untruthful” (49 percent to 35 percent) – as well as more responsible than Harris for making the debate “embarrassing” (50 percent to 29 percent), “painful” (46 percent to 30 percent) and “infuriating” (44 percent to 33 percent) to watch ramble about stupid bullshit.

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