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Orange Corpse having his yearly checkup seven months early

“On Friday morning, President Trump will visit Walter Reed Medical Center for a planned meeting and remarks with the troops. While there, President Trump will stop by for his routine yearly check up. He will then return to the White House. President Trump is considering going to the Middle East shortly thereafter,” says a press release from Krazy Karoline. Trump last had a yearly checkup on April 11th.

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QAdulteress triples down on forcing ACA subsidy fight

Jewish space laser lady Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene tells CNN that she’s still not effing around on the Obamacare insurance subsidy shitshow, declaring “Everyone’s just getting destroyed.”

“Look, Democrats, you created this mess. Republicans, you have no solutions. You haven’t come up with a new plan, and we’re not even talking about it, and it is hurting so many people,” Greene continued, adding that Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson needs to get the House back open immediately. “Any serious speaker is going to build consensus within his conference behind a plan. It’s not something secret that gets worked on in a committee. This cliff is coming for millions of Americans where their premiums are about to skyrocket, so put your money where your mouth is.”

“I think the politics are terrible. I don’t think anyone is sitting at home going, ‘Oh, this is great. The Republicans and Democrats have the government shut down, and they’re not discussing anything to fix it.’ Democrats are saying, ‘Continue to grow the debt with ACA tax credits’, and Republicans are just… calling it a Schumer shutdown, so I don’t think anybody is winning here, and I think it’s failure, and I personally don’t like it,” Greene said and damn that’s gotta sting. Wrong kind of bothsiding.

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Singapore executes another guy

Singaporean penal officials hanged another guy Wednesday, this time it was someone’s diamorphine guy, who was arrested in 2014 for smuggling the stuff, the South China Morning Post reports.

The guy, Malaysian Pannir Selvam Pranthaman, 38, was the ninth drugs guy executed in the city-state this year. Singapore doesn’t really like guys, no matter what kind of stuff they have.

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Corrections from National Zero and from Mike Johnson

Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson walked into Dem Arizona Senators Ruben Gallego and Mark Kelly’s mini-press conference in the Capitol to walk back on his Tuesday statement that Congresswoman-Elect Adelita Grijalva can be sworn in “whenever she wants” to when the government is reopened, Semafor’s Burgess Everett reports. Sur-fucking-prise on that and the part where Johnson said it had “nothing to do with Epstein,” as in Grijalva being the 218th signatory on Republican Congressman Thomas Massie’s discharge petition to force the Epstein files vote.

Now I need to make a correction too: In yesterday’s article I had expressed some puzzlement over why Dems were making as big a deal out of the nexus to the discharge petition as they are, and thought this was simply political messaging. It’s not like forcing the Republicans on the record as voting against the compelled release of the files isn’t political messaging in itself because then it has to go to the Senate, but that’s an important win no matter what. Where I fucked off is not doing my research on how House discharge petitions work and what happens when Grijalva is sworn in and signs it: That actually is a point of no return. The discharge petition is officially entered into the Congressional record on the 218th signature and the vote becomes inevitable. Johnson can screw around and delay it through an array of other tricks, but that’ll push it back a few months at most.

Unless Crazy Nancy Mace and/or Lauren Boebert can be talked into backing out – Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene obviously aren’t up for grabs – swearing in Grijalva is for Johnson like signing the discharge petition himself. Whether buying himself more time works has yet to be seen (and of course Boebert and Mace could just vote no) but he’s buying it by holding out.

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Florida man arrested for starting Palisades Fire in Los Angeles

“Today we are announcing the arrest of 29 year-old Jonathan Rinderknecht on a criminal complaint charging him with maliciously starting what became the Palisades Fire in January. The complaint alleges that Rinderknecht started a fire in Pacific Palisades on New Year’s Day – a blaze that eventually turned into one of the most destructive fires in Los Angeles history, causing death and widespread destruction. Among the evidence that was collected from his digital devices was an image he generated on ChatGPT depicting a burning city. While we cannot undo the damage and destruction that was done, we hope his arrest and the charges against him bring some measure of justice to the victims of this horrific tragedy. Rinderknecht’s initial appearance is scheduled for today at 1:30 pm EDT in US District Court in Orlando. Rinderknecht is presumed innocent until proven guilty,” tweeted Central District of California Acting US Attorney Attorney Bill Essayli on Wednesday.

Since you were wondering Rinderknecht is listed as having “No Party Affiliation.” His parents however are registered Republicans, while two older siblings are registered Dems. So 50/50 on that.

With that very important data point out of the way, notice that Essayli says “Rinderknecht started a fire in Pacific Palisades on New Year’s Day” which doesn’t quite add up if you look at the National Zero article headline quoting a National Weather Service Los Angeles office’s advisory “‘THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE WINDSTORM SEEN SINCE 2011’” timestamped at 5:21 AM Pacific Standard Time on January 7th, 2025 and then – this is fucking heartbreaking to see now just how quickly that warning came to fruition – “Thousands evacuate from raging wildfire in Los Angeles” timestamped just over eight hours later at 1:39 PM Pacific Standard Time on January 7th, 2025. Six days later, obviously.

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Chris Cuomo was supposed to be cool

Eric Trump did not expect to be treated like that crackhead Hunter Biden while sitting on Chris Cuomo’s show on stupid NewsNation Tuesday night and here’s Chris cosplaying as a journalist and asking why he’s making corrupt crypto quid-pro-quo deals with the Emiratis instead of polishing his balls and talking about golf courses. This is not America, people! This is like Communist Nazi Germany or something! They should call this show Chris Cuomo’s Witch Hunt Tonight! Fuck!

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Trump Administration warns food shortages imminent if Trump Administration doesn’t stop arresting and deporting farm workers

The Trump Administration’s Department of Labor is pushing to lower the minimum wage for foreign workers brought in under the H-2A visa program by warning that the Trump Administration’s Department of Homeland Security’s immigration enforcement policies are increasing the risk of food shortages by arresting and deporting undocumented farm workers, the American Prospect reports.

Seriously. “The near total cessation of the inflow of illegal aliens combined with the lack of an available legal workforce, results in significant disruptions to production costs and threatening the stability of domestic food production and prices for US consumers,” the memo says, adding “this threat will grow” because of the Big Beautiful Bill’s $100 billion check for ICE expansion.

The Soviets had a lot of this kind of bureaucratic infighting too. Agriculture and labor were often the subject but sometimes it went in interesting other directions, like with that big futz-up at Chernobyl.

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Fascist cybernerd already sharing his ODESSA File plan for 2029

Curtis Yarvin, an extremist Silicon Valley ghoul aligned with Peter Thiel and whose extremely fascist/quasi-monarchial rants have influenced and thus poisoned the once normal-ish brain of JD Vance, has concluded that the MAGA Reich is not up to the job and is already making plans to relocate, fearing retribution from a future woke Marxist state, the San Francisco Standard reports.

“Because the vengeance meted out after its failure will dwarf the vengeance after 2020 – because the successes of the second revolution are so much greater than the first – I feel that I personally have to start thinking realistically about how to flee the country. Everyone else in a similar position should have a 2029 plan as well,” Yarvin wrote on his Substack, though he later edited the last part to say “everyone involved with this revolution needs a plan B for 2029,” the “revolution” being shorthand for the “second Trump revolution.” Yarvin believes that his Orange God Emperor has not been extreme enough in crushing the Democratic Party and the “Cathedral” of woke cultural institutions like mainstream entertainment and Jesus Christ this guy’s fucking insufferable.

Hopefully he’s right. Not about the “vengeance” thing but the inevitable failure of a movement that mocked Rosie O’Donnell for self-exiling in Ireland for the same reason. He could be her roommate.

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Tennessee Dem Justin Pearson primarying Steve Cohen

Dem Tennessee state Representative Justin Pearson, 30, who was famously (and briefly) expelled from the legislature along with other liberal Justin Jones for leading a 2023 protest demanding stricter gun laws in response to the Nashville Covenant School massacre, on Wednesday announced a primary challenge against Dem Congressman Steve Cohen, Axios reports.

“Steve Cohen has served his district for 20 years in Congress… I’m grateful for his service,” Pearson told Axios. “I’m running for Congress because politics and government have changed a lot in 20 years, and we need a new voice, a new vision, a new perspective,” Pearson continued, maybe a little more delicately than one might expect of a Black liberal gearing up to take down a 76 year-old lifer and pro-Israel Jew. Almost sounds like he’s trying to gently talk Cohen into retiring.

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Comey enters courthouse through side door

Former FBI Director James Comey was on Wednesday escorted into the courthouse in Alexandria, Virginia for his arraignment via a private entrance on the side of the building, CBS News’s Scott MacFarlane reports on what somebody‘s definitely getting fucking fired for, denying the all-powerful Orange God Emperor the spectacle and humiliation of his enemies he demands.

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So do something about it then, you impotent chickenshit

“We have organized efforts by domestic terrorists – and that’s what they are – to do things like box in law enforcement’s cars… they are armed with heavy machinery,” complained Trump defense lawyer who is currently empowered as Deputy Attorney General of the United States Todd Blanche to Fox and Friends on Wednesday morning. There are …some issues with this 30 second clip, ones that require a little extrapolation: If this were some hick MAGA congressman from McOpioid County in southern Indiana – who’s visited Chicago like twice in the last decade but acts like an authority on the city – saying the exact same thing that clip would still absolutely be up here for the laughs.

He would be derided accordingly for inadvertently expressing frustration with the Trump regime’s inability to forcefully defeat the malevolent forces seemingly hell-bent on thwarting the GOP’s “law and order” imperatives but, as a MAGA Congressman in the legislative and not executive branch, have no actual direct agency to conquer the civil unrest. It’s great content for Fox News, a politician complaining about shit outside of their control, these intractable ills of society that serve as fuel for the furnace of MAGA rage in every mediocre white male who consumes the product.

It just doesn’t sound so great coming from the second-highest ranking law enforcement official in the United States. Maybe the state and its media apparatus should have approached this segment with a limiting principle. Thought experiment: Would they platform a local cop who sat in his patrol car across the street from a 7-Eleven and then just passively watched while a crackhead shot the cashier in the forehead, execution-style, and took off with all the money in the register while the cop went back to sipping coffee and reading Entertainment Weekly? Would they want that guy to then go on Jesse Watters’ show to complain about how bad crime is and how scary the crackheads are?

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“What’s going on with Marjorie?”

Sources tell NBC News that convicted felon President Trump isn’t turning on his once fanatically loyal minion Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene just yet but a sign of a coming rupture is that the fat bastard has been privately asking “What’s going on with Marjorie?” as the last few months have seen her buck the company line on two very important issues: Trump’s dead former bestie Jeffrey Epstein and fucking people out of government-subsidized health insurance.

Greene feels burned after the regime forced her to stand down from a Senate primary bid months after also snubbing her for Homeland Security Secretary. What reportedly really pissed her off was their lobbying her to back out of the discharge petition to force the release of the Epstein files, leading her to tell some MAGA podcaster that whatever staffer told reporters that signing onto the petition would be viewed as a “hostile act” against the administration. LetThemFight.gif all day.

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Main witness against Comey “problematic” to regime’s “case”

The guy that convicted felon President Trump’s regime is depending on to make their “case” against former FBI Director James Comey is at best a “problematic” witness for the federal prosecutors assigned to try to put Comey behind bars – something that was written in the memo that sources tell ABC News outlined why they shouldn’t try to put it before a grand jury – which was ignored after the fat fuck ordered the last US Attorney fired and his replacement went forward with the case.

Dan Richman – a law professor who former insurance lawyer-turned-Acting US Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia alleges that Comey used as his cutout for leaks to the media – told prosecutors that the 8647 seashells guy specifically told him not to talk to the press at least twice and very specifically denied that Comey had ever authorized him to make such leaks to the media ahead of the 2016 election, the memo said. And yeah, that’s who the entire case rests on.

Comey will be arraigned at a courthouse in Alexandria on Wednesday morning. The Trump Regime will probably leak his mugshot in contravention of longstanding Justice Department policy against making them public. The MAGA propaganda-industrial complex will have their fun with it and all the lib legal pundits will lose their shit over this being such a disgraceful abuse of power and another rapid erosion of the rule of law and by now everyone can just spew the same tropes in their sleep.

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