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The DC Bar Association’s disciplinary panel on Thursday made a preliminary, non-binding determination Trump toady Jeffrey Clark violated at least one rule of professional conduct during his January 2021 palace coup attempt at the Justice Department, Lawfare’s Anna Bower reports.

White nationalist Arizona MAGA Congressmen Andy Biggs and Paul Gosar have been subpoenaed by prosecutors investigating the post-2020 election coup attempt in the Grand Canyon State, though there are no indications yet either of the two shitbags are facing charges, Politico reports.

Indicting them will probably be a tall order considering that Fulton County, Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis ended up declining a special grand jury’s recommendation that she charge current and former US Senators Lindsey Graham, David Perdue, and Kelly Loeffler for their role in the similar criminal conspiracy in that state, almost certainly owing to the difficulties posed by the Speech and Debate clause. On the flip side the special grand jury’s subpoena to Lindsey Graham that the fucking weasel fought all the way to the Supreme Court before losing and finally showing up to testify makes any similar resistance from the two Arizona Republicans futile… If they even did.

Politico’s reporting cites a letter Gosar sent to Speaker Mike Johnson notifying him of the subpoena on February 16th. Secrecy laws in Arizona make the situation opaque and for all we know the two scumbags have already showed up to the grand jury and pleaded the Fifth a bunch of times.

LOL. Trump ballsucker Mark Penn’s bullshit scam operation No Labels have officially given up on their plan for a “2024 presidential unity ticket” and will not be part of the effort to split off centrist independent voters from Joe Biden’s coalition, CBS’s Scott MacFarlane reports.

“I respect Marjorie. She will always have an open door to the Speaker’s office. We do have honest differences on strategy sometimes but share the same conservative beliefs. In spite of our Republican majority of just a single seat in just one chamber of Congress, we are still fighting this administration every day to make policy changes. A shutdown would not serve our party or assist us in our mission of saving the republic by growing our majority, nor will another motion to vacate.”

“As I have always said, national security starts at our southern border. Any funding of the President’s supplemental request should be premised on meaningful policy to help the American people and finally address the invasion at our southern border,” says Speaker Mike Johnson to CNN’s Manu Raju, hoping to stave off destruction of his political career at the hooves of demented Marjorie.

“The State has alleged more than mere expressions of a political nature. Rather, the indictment charges the Defendants with knowingly and willfully making false statements to public officers and knowingly and willfully filing documents containing false statements and misrepresentations within the jurisdiction of state departments and agencies. The defense has not presented, nor is the Court able to find, any authority that the speech and conduct alleged is protected political speech.”

“Although the Defendants characterize the relevant speech or actions as petitions to Congress regarding the validity of electors which must be afforded constitutional protection, at this stage the Court must consider the method and manner of the criminal enterprise as alleged in the indictment. Having done so, the Court concludes that the Petition Clause’s protections do not extend to the facts presently before the Court,” writes Fulton County Judge Scott McAfee in his order tossing disgraced former President Trump’s bullshit “free speech”-based motion to dismiss.

The fat fuck tried to argue that because the Supreme Court overturned a law criminalizing lying about military service and honors he was entitled to make up whatever bullshit he wanted. So really he just wasted time and legal fees while admitting that he was making false claims.

Biden is 'p—-d' at Netanyahu as 'frustration' in White House grows over death of aid workers: report https://t.co/t5kCQwO6GP

— Fox News (@FoxNews) April 4, 2024

With the stroke of a pen New York Governor Kathy Hochul could this week liberate millions of married Empire Staters from fear of prosecution for fucking around on the side, the AP reports.

The landmark bill, which doesn’t have a catchy acronym-based name, was passed unanimously in the state Senate after its Assembly approval, no doubt with the lawmakers’ spouses suddenly checking their phones while they’re in the shower to see why they would want to vote for such a thing, would repeal a 1907 law criminalizing violations of the sacred bond of marriage. It wasn’t used very often and the AP notes that the most recent charge was in 2010 “against a woman who was caught engaging in a sex act in a public park, but it was later dropped as part of a plea bargain.”

Cherish this newf- Oh god fucking dammit, even when this is a non-Trump article you’re all just going to write comments about Trump, aren’t you? How about Bill Clinton?!? He lives in New York and he’s a notorious adulterer too! Can’t you guys joke about him for once?!? Somebody come up with lyrics to “Dribbled on a Blue Dress” or something like that. Looking at you, GenXers.

Fat former President Trump on Tuesday called in for another deranged interview with ball-licking AM radio host Hugh Hewitt in which he twice failed to answer a direct question about whether he still supported Israel, instead saying “rhey’re releasing the most heinous, most horrible tapes of buildings falling down. And people are imagining there’s a lot of people in those buildings, or people in those buildings, and they don’t like it. And I don’t know why they released, you know, wartime shots like that. I guess it makes them look tough. But to me, it doesn’t make them look tough. They’re losing the PR war,” which was definitely not what the pro-Zionist shitbag Hewitt wanted to hear.

When asked if he thought Biden would agree to a debate – which Donald has been quite thirsty for lately after skipping the GOP primary face-offs – said he hopes so but “I think what happened is you know that white stuff that they happened to find, which happened to be cocaine in the White House, I don’t know, I think something’s going on there, because I watched this State of the Union, and he was all jacked up at the beginning. By the end, he was fading fast. There’s something going on there. I want to debate. And I think debates, with him, at least, should be drug tested. I want a drug test.” Hewitt then asked “Mr President, are you suggesting President Biden’s using cocaine?”

This is uh… We couldn’t even get past the headline and the image to start reading it. What the ever-loving fuck is going on here and in what universe is this a political news column? Holy shit…

…And it really is about Trump DJing parties at Mar-a-Lago. Holy shit. There’s even an embedded Spotify widget of “a sample Trump Spotify list, as conjured by Axios’ Noah Bressner.” Fuuuuck.

Hey everyone we found a favorable poll number for Biden so we’re going to report it here on National Zero! Yup! After we ignored those Wall Street Journal swing state polls that found Joe trailing fat former President Trump in every one of them (except Wisconsin where they were tied) we’re going to paste in a link to this Emerson College national topline finding that our guy leads the fat orange rapey guy 51 to 49 percent among likely voters for the second month in row now.

This one is not meaningless because it confirms our preexisting biases and tells us what we want to hear: That the “horserace” is trending toward Joe Biden! We’ve got left-leaning news cycles to drive here people so let’s just pretend that we didn’t call Emerson’s pollsters lying cunts with a clearly demonstrable track record of overstating GOP support relative to Dems. But don’t drop it altogether because we might want to trot it out again if and when the numbers swing back in favor of Trump.

Well back to working hard to deliver solid political journalism that purposely disregards other information unfavorable to our narrative… So check out this Franklin and Marshall survey that finds Biden leading Trump 40 to 42 and Dem Senator Bob Casey up 46 to 39 over that hedge fund douchebag David McCormick in Pennsylvania. Feels great reading that right? We like endorphins too.

Thursday morning’s edition of Politico Playbook concludes that Speaker Mike Johnson just might be kind of completely fucked given the untenable situation on Ukraine funding he faces with white nationalist QAnon psychopath Marjorie Taylor Greene holding a sword over his head and other members of the caucus saying any “coalition” deal with Democrats is a non-starter politically.

“I can tell you this for sure: If there is a motion and Democrats jump in to support Johnson, that greatly diminishes him because then he’ll immediately become the ‘uniparty’ speaker,” said a senior House Republican allied with Johnson, adding that the GOP majority as they know it would at that point be lost even before the election. “Everything would be run on suspension because people would take down rules – or they’ll do continuous motions to vacate,” the Republican continued, though Playbook notes others are saying it basically already is a coalition given that everything that has passed that has anything to do with actual governing has passed under suspensions.

Still, a formalization of this arrangement would “infuriate the GOP base,” Playbook writes as if they weren’t already constantly fucking infuriated every single minute of every single day since Barack Obama was elected president in 2008. Another problem lies with Johnson himself after five months on the job. “In private conversations in recent weeks, he’s expressed his exhaustion and complained about a lack of sleep and the demands of frequent traveling. When shit hits the fan, members say, he’ll have some soul-searching to do,” Playbook writes with the definite air of a pre-mortem.

So, Biden seeks to imprison Trump and overthrow Netanyahu, all the time accusing Trump of being a dictator who will destroy democracy and accusing Netanyahu of the crimes committed by Hamas.  Biden must be defeated or we will lose two of the greatest countries known to mankind.

— Mark R. Levin (@marklevinshow) April 4, 2024

“All of the competitors to TRUTH SOCIAL, especially those in the Radical Left Democrats Party who are failing at every level, like to use their vaunted ‘disinformation machine’ to try and convince people, and it is not easy to do, that TRUTH is not such a big deal and doesn’t “get the word out” as well as various others, which they know to be false” and blah blah blah, writes fat former President Trump, claiming his lame Twitter clone has over “$200,000,000 in CASH and ZERO DEBT.”

It’s the second of this two-part rant in which he addresses Wednesday’s reporting from the Guardian about its connections to Russian scumbags, writing “So don’t believe the FAKE NEWS. Until I came along and exposed them, they were respected and believed. Now they are the exact opposite. With the Russia, Russia, Russia HOAX. and all of the others, people get it.”

Yeah, he might be worried about those two Shvartzman assholes pleading guilty to insider trading charges on the DWAC scam, as at least one of them is connected to the Russian porn payment processing bank that lent TMTG the money they needed to stay afloat before last week’s merger.

Republican 2022 Arizona Attorney General loser and current AZ-8 US House candidate Abe Hamadeh tells the Arizona Republic he isn’t really read up on El Salvadoran autocrat Nayib Bukele’s ongoing crackdown on civil liberties, despite calling him a “philosopher king” in a Twitter post and praising him at a rally with fellow 2022 loser and current Senate candidate Kari Lake.

“I’m not aware of his methods. All I know are the results of his actions. El Salvador used to be one of the most dangerous countries in the world, to now one of the most safest in the western hemisphere. That’s a good thing. I’m not going to wade into the methods that another country employs in order to make sure that their people are safe,” Hamadeh told a reporter. “The rule of law is what we are all bound to. Of course, you can have the whim of the people wanting a dictator, but regardless, you are bound to the constitution and to the rule of law.”

On December 19th Hamadeh tweeted “Our Founding Fathers would be ashamed of us for what we’ve put up with over the past few year. As a former prosecutor I’m appalled at this lawfare. They are trying to steal your vote before a ballot is even cast. President Trump is up against the machine… and I’m honored to join the fight. 🇺🇸💪,” a statement that – among others – is sort of at odds with praise for a leader who abrogated his country’s constitution to remain in power, declared martial law, rigged elections for his party. and has jailed at least one percent of his country’s populace, so it’s kind of understandable that Hamadeh would want to play dumb about why he’s so hard for Bukele.

Federal Reserve officials will likely reduce their benchmark interest rate later this year, Chair Jerome Powell said Wednesday, despite recent reports showing that the U.S. economy is still strong and that U.S. inflation picked up in January and February. https://t.co/oo4iJimRLs

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) April 4, 2024

A new Marquette Law School national survey of registered voters finds President Biden and fat former President Donald Trump tied at of 50 percent of registered voters, while among likely voters Biden leads 52 to Trump 48 percent, a flip from a February finding of Trump 52 – Biden 48.

Presumptive Republican presidential nominee and indicted felon Donald Trump spoke to the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia recently, according to the Washington Post, as the Biden Administration attempts to walk a tightrope in negotiations for a peace deal between the kingdom and Israel, the New York Times (gift link) reports.

The topic and exact time of the discussion is unknown, and is it unknown if the pair had spoken before.  The timing, however, corresponds with Trump’s need to find more than half a billion dollars for civil judgments in New York as he runs for the highest elected office in the United States.

As we know with his infamous call to Ukraine President Vlodymyr Zelenskyy, Trump is not above leveraging foreign policy for his political gains, and he may have asked Prince Mohammed bin Salman to drag his feet on any peace treaty to not give Biden a political victory before the election, as he demanded of Congressional Republicans with a border security bill.

The Federal Aviation Administration has opened an investigation into a March 22nd flight that was blown off its path while landing in bad weather and came within four car lengths of a control tower at LaGuardia Airport in New York, CBS News reports.

Southwest Flight 147 from Nashville was coming in for a 1 p.m. landing when the tower saw it was not on the correct path.  “Go around! Go around!” Fly runway heading, climb and maintain 2,000. Climb and maintain 2,000. 2,000,” the tower is heard telling the pilots on a recording of communications.  As the pilots pulled the plane around for another attempt, the controller in the tower radioed that the flight “was not aligned with the runway at all. It was like east of final. He was not gonna land on the runway.”

Online real-time flight tracker Flightradar24 showed the flight flew over the control tower and then over a nearby parking garage, hitting a low of 300 feet before increasing altitude.  The airport’s tower is 233-feet tall.

Apparently unclear on the concept of losing one’s law license, disgraced disbarred attorney John Eastman, one of the many professional casualties of the Trump realm, filed a motion with the California courts asking them to allow him to keep his law license active so he can fund his appeal and continue to represent clients–including Congress critters Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene, who sent letters of support.

“If the Order placing Dr. Eastman on inactive enrollment is not stayed, not only would it be highly prejudicial to Dr. Eastman, it would also be highly prejudicial to his clients. Dr. Eastman is a lawyer who has dedicated his career to upholding constitutional principles – it has been his life’s work,” the motion reads. “He has spent his entire career advocating for his clients, whether they be unknown individuals or public entities, in furtherance of one of the key tenets of the legal profession – that everyone deserves representation, especially in an adversarial system. … Dr. Eastman has built his professional reputation upon his representation of clients in constitutional law matters and many clients and counsel seek him out for his expertise in these matters. If the Order placing Dr. Eastman on inactive enrollment were not stayed, those clients would be harmed by depriving them of the breadth and depth of Dr. Eastman’s knowledge and prowess as a zealous advocate.”

Along with Eastman’s plea, Florida Congressman and man who likely has a lawyer on speed dial Matt Gaetz included a letter noting that he has retained Eastman, along with Marge, to represent them in a case in California where they claim their rights were violated after a town denied them a permit to protest.  The Republicans don’t believe punishments apply to them.

“My opponent, a-a-a liberal Democrat named Colin Allred is outraising Beto O’Rourke, my last opponent three-to-one,” podcaster Ted Cruz (R-Quintana Roo) panics.  “They’re flooding millions of dollars into Texas and the reason is simple.  You remember my last re-elect; it was a three-point race.  I won by 2.6% and so Chuck Schumer, his view is, he floods millions into Texas, he gains three points and that’s how they win.”