I’ve supported and donated to Lauren Boebert. President Trump has supported and donated to Lauren Boebert. Kevin McCarthy has supported and donated to Lauren Boebert. She just barely came through by 500 votes.

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— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) December 19, 2022

The three-toed Congresswoman (Q-Georgia) went on about the alleged prostitute and failed publican from Rifle:  “She gladly takes our $$$ but when she’s been asked: Lauren refuses to endorse President Trump, she refuses to support Kevin McCarthy, and she childishly threw me under the bus for a cheap sound bite. The country is facing extremely difficult times. Americans expect conservative fighters like us to work together to Save America and that is the only mission I’m 100% devoted to, not high school drama and media sound bites. Save America! Defeat the Democrats!”

There seems to be no truth to the rumor that the majority white-male GOP leadership ordered pallets of Jello for the next caucus meeting so the two could solve this bubbling Mean Girls feud.

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— George Santos (@MrSantosNY) December 19, 2022

That was okay damage control after the Times reported Santos lied about graduating from college, owning a shit ton real estate, having worked for Goldman Sachs and Citibank, and running a pet charity, and also kind of left out that he had a criminal record in his native Brazil.

What would’ve been better is if Murray wrote “George Santos represents the kind of progress that the Left is so threatened by. The only reason he misrepresented his record is because he’s secretly an intergalactic freedom fighter who, by virtue of his latent Arcturian DNA, was chosen to the Degen of Ktharr, a magical sword wielded only by the most valiant of space warriors, in the fight against the dreaded Shruuk, a vicious race of Reptilian slavers that seek only galactic domination. In 2008, Empress Siana saw something in George and psychically contacted him with instructions on how to secretly build a spacecraft capable of reaching Arcturus using only materials found on Earth.”

“I won’t bore you with the rest of the details but George told voters he was studying at Baruch College because he was afraid the liberal media wouldn’t believe him if he said he personally defeated the Vrruuk the Merciless in one-on-one combat on board the Shruuk dreadcruiser at the Battle of Tannhauser Gate. We demand an apology from the New York Times immediately for their vicious hit job on the man who single-handedly saved the galaxy – Earth included – from the unstoppable Shruuk menace. It’s not George’s fault his story doesn’t fit their woke narrative.”

In the sequel no one wanted, but everyone expected–much like Stayin’ Alive or George W. Bush–former movie mogul Harvey Weinstein was found guilty of raping an actress in California, USA Today reports.

The verdict virtually assures that the 70-year-old co-founder of Miramax, currently serving a 23-year prison sentence in New York after being convicted of a series of sexual assaults in 2020, will spend the rest of his life behind bars.  The jury convicted Weinstein on one of four counts; the jury hung on the other three counts, including one filed involving Jennifer Siebel Newsom, the wife of Democratic California Governor Gavin Newsom.

Weinstein, who is suffering from advanced medical issues, attended the trial in a wheelchair.  After he was convicted of multiple charges in New York, he spent some time at the notorious Rikers Island facility before being extradited to California for trial on these charges.  He will be transferred back to New York to start his prison sentence after his California sentencing hearing.

Republican Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost on Monday told the AP he was sorry his claim that a 10 year old rape victim who needed to cross state lines to get an abortion was incorrect. “Looking back here with some distance, I realize that what I said was not what people heard,” said Yost, sincerely sorry that he didn’t just keep his belief that “likely that this is a fabrication” to himself back in July.

“…The people understand that the Democratic Bureau of Investigation, the DBI, are out to keep me from running for president because they know I’ll win and that this whole business of prosecuting me is just like impeachment was – a partisan attempt to sideline me and the Republican Party.”

Then he kept carrying on in further posts, writing “Think of it! The Radical Left Democrats (Communists), SPIED on my campaign, lied to the FISA COURT, lied to CONGRESS, allowed an INVASION of our COUNTRY on the Southern Border, EMBARRASSED us in Afghanistan, gave away our Energy Independence, killed us on job losing Regulations, wouldn’t use the 10,000 plus soldiers I recommended for Jan 6th, refused to look into Election Fraud-the reason for Jan 6th, Rigged & Stole the 2020 Election, allowed Ballot Stuffing, FBI/Facebook/Twitter & Biden CRIME! … And I’m the one that the Corrupt and Partisan Unselect Committee goes after. A two tiered ‘Justice’ System… And, by the way, what ever happened with the Massive number of CRIMES committed by JOE & HUNTER BIDEN? They’re right there, documented and 100% certain. Also, where is the prosecutor from Delaware? What happened to him? Is he friends with the Ukrainian Prosecutor who didn’t prosecute after Biden held up the $BILLION PAYMENT to Ukraine? I DID NOTHING WRONG!”

The “Democratic Bureau of Investigation, the DBI” part was actually kind of funny. We’ll have to remember to incorporate that one into the next article where we try to sound like him.

The House January 6th Unselect Committee was a sham, a complete fraud, a kangaroo court show trial worse than in leftist Third World Countries. It’s time for the new Republican House Majority to do what they promised to do and start their own REAL House January 6th Select Committee to investigate why, despite strong and powerful requests, the massive size of the crowd on January 6th and its meaning were never a subject of the Unselect Committee’s investigation.

The REAL January 6th Select Committee logo, which is the same as the Unselect Committee’s, but more patriotic.

And they need to investigate why Nancy Pelosi didn’t order Trump to order 10,000 Troops to protect the Capitol when she was warned that there might be Violence that day. There’s lots of huge questions the illegitimate Unselect Committee didn’t investigate. It was unconstitutional too because it wasn’t bipartisan. Everyone on it was out to get “Trump” and there was no one there to defend him. No Due Process or Cross-Examination. A rigged Unselect Committee of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution, so the new REAL Select Committee will include no socialist loser Democrats or RINOs.

The US Supreme Court on Monday issued an emergency stay in a case over a COVID lockdown that was set to expire this week, denying basic human rights to people over a tiny virus no one can see.

Admittedly a quick skim with the help of input from pundits on the TeeVee as well as online directing to specific passages, here are some fun things to contemplate in the House Select Committee’s January 6th report massive executive summary:

• There were multiple efforts by Trump and/or his consigliere to contact witnesses in clear efforts to intimidate, or at least influence witnesses.  The Committee is “aware of multiple efforts by President Trump to contact Select Committee witnesses” including at least one attempt by Trump himself.  This is more than a reportage of fact; it’s the Committee’s warning to the Justice Department that Trump and his followers will/are attempting to interfere with the DOJ investigation as well.
• Rudy Giuliani’s lawyers in the Dominion and Smartmatic billion-dollar suits just had their jobs get WAY more difficult, thanks to their client’s deposition:  “For example, although Giuliani repeatedly had claimed in public that Dominion voting machines stole the election, he admitted during his Select Committee deposition that ‘I do not think the machines stole the election.'” [p. 15]. Obviously, potential perjury charges changes one’s tune.
• Ivanka Trump is listed by name as someone who was less-than-honest with the Committee, but Junior is only mentioned in narrative about events and poor Ewic isn’t mentioned at all.  Ivanka was called out in a section of others who could face additional charges but who are not being referred to the DOJ by the Committee.  In Ivanka’s case, they seem to let the court of public opinion to rule:  “The Committee invites the public to compare” [p. 97] testimony from Ivanka and others to gauge her honesty.  Is this potential leverage for Trump?  “Admit to what you did and we leave your daughter alone.”  And would Donald throw Ivanka under the bus? 
  Read More ▶ “Takeaways from the House Committee Executive Report”

As expected, the members of the House January 6th Select Committee on Monday voted unanimously to refer disgraced former President Trump and his minion John Eastman for prosecution by the Department of Justice. Other than that, the hearing was mostly of a retread of prior material and there were no major new revelations. Still a well done final chapter to the hearings.

Separately, the Committee published the 160-page executive summary of their final report on Monday. Will update with significant lowlights from the text as we parse through it.

Monday is the ninth and final public House January 6th Select Committee hearing, at which it is all but certain the panel will vote to refer disgraced former President Trump and possibly some of his minions to the Justice Department to be prosecuted for inciting the violent insurrection against the federal government after his humiliating defeat to Joe Biden in the 2020 election.

“Most of those votes ‘against’ Elon Musk are from bots!” says the current top comment on Breitbart article “Elon Musk Loses Poll to Remain Boss of Twitter,” posted Monday, which you will not be shocked at all to learn is different from the top comment on their November 20th article “Celebrities Cope and Seethe After Elon Musk Restores Trumps Twitter Account: ‘A Tragic Day for America’.”

“Nothing warms my heart more than enraged woketards and the thought their anger and wokeness keeps them up at night. The TDS is just a bonus,” said the top comment on that article.

Speaking of coping, on Twitter itself MAGA News site “The Quartering” was panicking up a storm overnight, writing “I 100% guarantee the $TSLA investors fire up those bots and vote to have him step down. By the way something I always thought he was going to do anyway. Still worth fighting” among other shit, also calling it “The most important poll in history.”

Legendary actor Robert De Niro’s Christmas was nearly stolen early Monday when a woman entered his Upper East Side townhouse and began swiping gifts from underneath the tree before cops, who had been following the scumbag as she’d been suspected in multiple previous burglaries, swooped in and made the arrest, 1010 WINS reports on a holiday miracle for the acclaimed star.

De Niro was home at the time and had been coming down the stairs to investigate the noise as the cops entered and nabbed the Grinch, and instead of spending an hour trying to come up with some clever joke referencing Heat or Goodfellas we’ll just end it by asking why the fuck crime is still happening in NYC when the Republicans winning the House majority last month was supposed to have ended it permanently. They said they would a bunch of times on Fox News and here we are with Robert De Niro’s family’s Christmas presents nearly getting stolen from right under the tree.

Disgraced former President Trump’s life at Mar-a-Lago, described by a GOP source as “like a Barbie Dream House miniature” version of his days occupying the presidency, is so dull and depressing that one of his aides, former OAN host Natalie Harp follows him around the golf course in a cart specially equipped with a laptop and a printer so she can hand him “uplifting news articles” and social media posts to read in between strokes, the Washington Post reports on the fat fuck’s ongoing misery.

Another assistant, Molly Michael also calls Republicans to ask them to call Trump “to boost his spirits with positive affirmations,” according to the Post. It’s good reporting, not particularly anything new or surprising, still hilariously pathetic in its smaller details. However per usual with these check-ins, the Post gives space in the article to an on-record response to request for comment from one of his Little Goebbels, just printing their bullshit as if it has any meaning. “[President Trump] spent the last two years continuing to build up the MAGA movement and helping elect America First candidates across the country, to the tune of a 98.6% endorsement record in primary elections,” spokesworm Steve Cheung told the Post, which they include in the piece almost like it has any relevance to the rest of their reporting on the Orange God Emperor’s sad, small world in Florida.

A violent radical mob opposed to law and order seized control of a counter-terrorism center in northwestern Pakistan overnight, taking hostages and demanding the police be defunded, the AP reports. At least one officer was canceled by the Pakistan-last thugs at the scene in Bannu, who stormed the station to free their radical buddies who were being questioned by cops. The standoff continued into Monday morning, with the haters holding multiple hostages.

Reporters with the New York Times looked into Long Island Republican Congressman-elect George Santos’s resume of having worked for Citigroup and Goldman Sachs, graduating in 2010 from Baruch College, runs an animal rescue group and a company that manages $80 million in assets, and owns a vast real estate portfolio, finding literally zero records backing any of that up.

They did find that he was charged with check fraud in Brazil in 2008 though, when he would have attending Baruch College in NYC. Santos’ lawyer Joe Murray told the Times it was “no surprise that Congressman-elect Santos has enemies at The New York Times who are attempting to smear his good name with these defamatory allegations,” but didn’t actually threaten to sue for defamation.

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 18, 2022

Ukrainian officials on Monday said their air defense systems shot down around 30 of at least 35 Russian launched drones targeting infrastructure facilities in Kyiv, the Associated Press reports.

Former television news reader and losing Republican candidate for Senator from Arizona Kari Lake won’t go quietly into the dark, election loser night.  Her latest incarnation is so on-brand for a Trump prodigy:  she’s taking up Trump’s WWE “heel” personae–for readers not familiar with professional wrestling lingo, a heel is a villain.  And Lake is certainly carrying herself like a villain, not like a United States Senator.

Forecasters are warning a lot of people will be complaining about treacherous holiday travel and whining over life-threatening cold for much of the nation as an arctic air mass blows into the already-frigid and irritable southern United States, the Associated Press reports.

“We’re looking at [a lot of complaining about] much-below normal temperatures, potentially [definitely a lot of bitching over] record-low temperatures [and lots of carrying on about it] leading up to the Christmas holiday,” said National Weather Service meteorologist Zack Taylor. The polar air arrives as an earlier storm system, which a lot of people complained about, gradually winds down in the northeastern US after burying parts of the region under two feet of snow that they’re already sick of. More than 80,000 customers in New England were still wondering when the fuck their fucking electricity is going to come back on this is the goddamned 21st century for fuck’s sake.

Joe Biden marked the 50th anniversary of the automobile accident that took the lives of his first wife and their daughter, and seriously injured his two sons Beau and Hunter the month after he was first elected to the Senate in 1972, Politico reports.

Joined by his current wife, Jill, their daughter, Ashley, as well as Hunter and many of their grandchildren, Joe Biden attended a service at at St. Joseph on the Brandywine Roman Catholic Church in Wilmington.  The group then laid wreaths at the graves of Neilia, who died at age 30, and Naomi, who was 13-months-old.

Neilia Biden had taken her three children with her while shopping for a Christmas tree.  Her car was broadsided by a tractor trailer, killing her and her daughter.  Having been elected to his first term in the Senate the previous month, 30-year-old Joe Biden considered withdrawing from the appointment but was convinced to stay by sitting Senators.   To spend time with his family, Biden would commute via train from Washington to Wilmington daily.