Totally normally governed state Florida is the only one to decline to order a supply of COVID-19 vaccine doses for children under five, missing a Tuesday deadline to ensure that parents in the Sunshine Shithole can access the totally free government-supplied inoculation, McClatchy reports.

Dane County Wisconsin Judge Frank Remington on Wednesday accused fat former state Supreme Court Justice Michael Gableman of professional misconduct over his “disruptive and disrespectful” appearance in court last week when Gableman refused to answer questions in a lawsuit over his fake investigation into the 2020 election in the state failing to comply with public records laws, fining the MAGA conspiracy theorist $2,000 a day until he mans up and testifies, the AP reports.

Remington also referred Gableman to the Wisconsin State Bar for mocking the judge and the plaintiff’s attorney on a hot mic during a recess in court last week, calling Gableman’s behavior “affront to the judicial process and an insult” to Christa Westerberg, counsel for watchdog group American Oversight. Gableman apparently implied Westerberg and the judge were having sex in the chambers during the recess. “The sophomoric innuendo about Atty. Westerberg coming back to chambers is a sad reminder that in 2022, woman lawyers still have to do more than be excellent at their job,” the judge wrote in his order. “The circus Gableman created in the courtroom destroyed any sense of decorum and irreparably damaged the public’s perception of the judicial process.”

Gableman, hired by the state Assembly GOP in 2021 at the commands of the Orange Allah, still collects a $5,500 per month salary for “investigating” the 2020 election, at Wisconsin taxpayers’ expense. He maintains that the election can be “decertified”, in spite of discernible reality.

The National Institutes of Health announced Wednesday that director Dr Anthony Fauci has tested positive for COVID-19. Fauci, a government health bureaucrat hated by Trump fans for expressing embarrassment when the fat former President suggested people be injected with disinfectant chemicals to treat the virus, will probably be okay given the number of booster shots he’s received.

China may be spying on you through your coffee maker, expert sayshttps://t.co/3fng5gBE0y

— Fox News (@FoxNews) June 15, 2022

A DC federal judge on Wednesday dismissed Nazi alcoholic Steve Bannon’s bid to have his contempt of Congress charge dismissed, ruling that the House January 6th Select Committee is legitimately constituted, Politico’s Kyle Cheney reports. Separately, Bannon is trying to keep at least one conversation with fat former President Trump out of evidence as he claims it is covered by “executive privilege”, something that doesn’t actually exist for non-federal employees but his lawyer’s trying anyway. “He’s a former senior adviser who the president then calls in,” explained Bannon’s lawyer Dougs Schoen, one of the dipshits who defended Trump at the second impeachment trial, adding Bannon “was later called in to have a conversation with the president.”

A document written by Proud Boys members’ titled “1776 Returns” containing the right wing fascist street gang’s plan for January 6th was filed in court by federal prosecutors Wednesday and in the immortal words of rodent-faced bastard Chuck Todd, “this is devastating” for their defense, whatever it is they’re planning to argue on trial. The “Overall Goals” are to “fill the building with patriots and communicate our demands,” like they were planning a prolonged sit-in.

The “Execution” section says “Ensure the crowd is full and ready to go” which they did and “ensure there is an entry point for the masses to rush the building” which they did, as at least one of the breaches was opened by Proud Boy leader Dominic Pezzola, who smashed his way through a window and led hundreds in after him. “Distract law enforcement by pulling fire alarms around the city.” The document seems to take pains to make it look like “peaceful resistance” that the Proud Boys were not planning a prolonged violent hostage situation (like the Oath Keepers were) so much as an “occupation” but that’s not really a defense especially considering they knew they still had to use force to get into the Capitol and allow the unaffiliated Trump fans in. It’s a hell of a read.

Rep. Loudermilk released this statement yesterday: “I never gave a tour of the Capitol on Jan 5, 2021.”

This morning, this footage was released. Dated January 5th, 2021. https://t.co/R0BOpt376j pic.twitter.com/e4NIApUEtV

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) June 15, 2022

Here’s one of your “America First” heroes getting ripped on, Trump fanboys. He’s not going to reply to the socialist woman who you all refuse to admit is actually pretty attractive with a kick ass “mic drop” rebuttal and shut her down. He’s just going to take it like a spineless weak soy cuck. Friggin Alexandria Ocasio Fucking Cortez is going to get the last word here. That’s so emasculating.

A Brandonian hailing from the utopian MAGA community of Brandon, Florida, was arrested Sunday on charges of false imprisonment of a minor and child abuse after a churchgoer noticed 37 year old Brandonite David Daniels hovering creepily around two nervous looking girls, Fox 13 Tampa reports. “One of the little girls was mouthing to me, ‘Please help me, this is not my dad,'” said the woman.

Daniels had reportedly followed the two girls after he’d noticed them biking down the street past a bar, deciding he was going to “walk them home”. The Brandonite also apparently hit at least one of the two girls and put one of them in a headlock, though it’s not clear who had witnessed this. The concerned woman called 911 and Hillsborough County Sheriff’s deputies responded placing Daniels under arrest. “Let’s Go Brandonite… to jail!” the deputies may or may not have said to hearty laughter after cuffing the vile pederast. That kind of humor would’ve been very on-brand!

MAGA terrorist Payton Gendron has been hit with 27 federal felony charges, 26 of them hate crimes counts and one firearms charge that carries a potential death sentence over last month’s massacre at the Tops supermarket in Buffalo in which Gendron murdered ten Black Americans.

High-profile voter fraud prosecutions pile up as election integrity debate rages on | Just The News https://t.co/krYyWukkUy

— John Solomon (@jsolomonReports) June 14, 2022

To save you from indirectly contributing to disgraced former Hill columnist John Solomon’s bullshit website by clicking on his tweet viewing the ads in his lame article (provided you don’t use an ad blocker), here are the “high-profile voter fraud prosecutions” he lists:

1. Some Republican town councilwoman in Upstate New York pleaded guilty to submitting forged absentee ballots in her own election in 2021. Local election in an off year, nothing to do with 2020.

With Smartmatic’s $2.7 billion lawsuit against Fox cable propaganda network and other MAGA henchmen still pending, Rudy Giuliani filed a countersuit in New York to recoup his legal fees if Smartmatic loses its case, Reuters reports.

Giuliani follows the path of of Business anchor Maria Bartiromo and former anchor Lou Dobbs who also follow anti-SLAPP suits in New York to get back their legal costs.  “Smartmatic’s litigation tactics, including its facially implausible damages claims, are a naked attempt to attack a well-known public figure” and amount to censorship, Giuliani says in his lawsuit.

To convince people that the November 2020 election was stolen, Giuliani and others claimed that Smartmatic software was designed to allow foreign operators who own the company to flip votes nationwide, handing the election to Joe Biden when, they claim, Donald Trump won by millions of votes.  However, the election software sold by Smartmatic, which is based in Boca Raton, Florida, not Venezuela, was only used by one jurisdiction in the 2020 election:  Los Angeles County.

New Mexico Secretary of State Maggie Toulouse Oliver asked the state Supreme Court on Tuesday to compel the three Republican commissioners of Otero County, New Mexico – one of whom is the famous “Cowboys for Trump” asshole Couy Griffin, recently convicted of a misdemeanor for his role in the January 6th, 2021 Capitol insurrection – to certify the results of the June 7th primary elections the commissioners are refusing to approve over their “concerns” with Dominion Voting Systems equipment, the Los Angeles Times reports. On Monday the commissioners – in their capacity as the county’s canvassers – voted unanimously against certification without actually citing any specific issue with the tabulators besides the company that built them.

“I have huge concerns with these voting machines. When I certify stuff that I don’t know is right, I feel like I’m being dishonest because in my heart I don’t know if it is right,” Commissioner Vickie Marquardt said on Monday, true to the MAGA ethos of “feelings” being good enough, and even better than facts and evidence, reason to fuck up the democratic process. The commission are trying to force a hand recount, something the country clerk does not have the authority to do in absence of a court order, which of course the commission have not sought.

Toulouse Oliver is sick of the bullshit and warned the Otero commissioners are engaging in a willful violation of the law. “The post-election canvassing process is a key component of how we maintain our high levels of election integrity in New Mexico and the Otero County Commission is flaunting that process by appeasing unfounded conspiracy theories and potentially nullifying the votes of every Otero County voter who participated in the primary,” said the Secretary of State on Tuesday. County-level New Mexico elections officials have until Friday to certify the results of the vote.

One of the men who was seen on surveillance footage being led on a tour of the Capitol by MAGA Georgia Congressman Barry Loudermilk on January 5th, 2021 was also spotted on video threatening members of Congress outside the building the next day, Punchbowl News reports.

There’s no evidence the unidentified man – who has been interviewed by House January 6th Select Committee investigators – entered the Capitol or otherwise committed crimes during the insurrection or that Loudermilk’s tour was indeed “reconnaissance” as had been alleged, but it sure as shit further damages Loudermilk’s defense in which he at first denied giving a tour at all before claiming they were just constituents who happened to be in the area that day.

New York Attorney General Leticia James is opening an investigation into the $250 million the Trump Campaign raised from its small donors for the “Election Defense Fund” of which very little was actually spent on recounts and fighting to overturn the results in court, Insider reports. James’s office will argue they have jurisdiction over the fundraising given that New York donors were among those defrauded and the funds were channeled through banks based in the state. “If the money passed through any institution with a foot in New York, that gives her jurisdiction,” said a former investigator from James’s office who led the Trump University probe in 2014.

A synagogue in South Florida has filed a lawsuit to overturn the law signed by Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis that bars abortion after the 15th week of pregnancy, saying it violates state constitutional guarantees of privacy and religious freedom, the Miami Herald reports.

Filed in Leon County, the lawsuit by the Congregation L’Dor Va-Dor seeks an injunction barring the law from going into effect July 1st, but also intends to challenge the law’s legality.  The Boynton Beach synagogue notes that the Jewish faith does not have any limitation on abortion.

“For Jews, all life is precious and thus the decision to bring new life into the world is not taken lightly or determined by state fiat,” the lawsuit said. “In Jewish law, abortion is required if necessary to protect the health, mental or physical well-being of the woman, or for many other reasons not permitted under [the new law]. As such, the act prohibits Jewish women from practicing their faith free of government intrusion and thus violates their privacy rights and religious freedom.”

South Carolina incumbent “RINO” Congressman Tom Rice, one of the 10 House GOP members to vote to impeach the Orange Tyrant, was absolutely crushed 51.1 to 24.6% against Trump-endorsed challenger Russel Fry in the SC-7 primary, Cook Political Report’s Dave Wasserman projects.

In South Carolina’s 1st however, another “RINO”, Congresswoman Nancy Mace – who we forget why she pissed fat Donald off – defeats Trump-backed Kate Arrington, 53 to 45%, Wasserman projects.

Cook Political election guru Dave Wasserman has called the special election for the vacant Texas 34th Congressional District, vacated with the March resignation of Democrat Fileman Vela, Jr., who had won the seat in every election since the seat was created after the 2010 Census.  Wasserman ruled that Republican Mayra Flores defeated a field led by Democrat Dan Sanchez, and Flores will top the 50% +1 vote threshold to avoid a runoff.

Asked if Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman was responsible for the murder of US-based journalist Jamal Khashoggi, the former half-ton Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said, as if the Secretary of State isn’t an intelligence position:  “I will leave that to the intelligence professionals. I have actually read what’s there.  I,I, y-you should know, ra– read it carefully, there are still lots of questions about what transpired there except the fact that we know there was a murder and that we were highly confident during my time in service that the dozen people–I think it was thirteen maybe–Sean, that we sanctioned, were connected to that in a serious way, and we did what America always does and we hold those responsible for this heinous activity accountable.  But it’s also important to put in context the Middle East, Sean, and America’s interest in there, and we were America First, which is what we worked at.”

The Trump administration did not sanction Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, and in fact, Trump son-in-law, skinwalker and former White House advisor received $2 billion from MBS, and former Trump Secretary of the Treasury Steven Mnuchin got $1 billion for himself.

Republican Georgia Senate nominee Herschel Walker has promoted himself as a dedicated father, often chiding the Black community for its perceived monopoly on absent fathers.  Well, as is common with hypocritical conservative moralists, Walker has a secret illegitimate son that he has not publically acknowledged, the Daily Beast reports.

“And I want to apologize to the African-American community, because the fatherless home is a major, major problem,” Walker said in a September 2020 interview on the Charlie Kirk Show, where he was praised as an exceptional “family values” leader.  Patting himself on the back, Walker said he was “like a father to some of those kids that had never had fathers.”

Walker acknowledges his 22-year-old son Christian, who has become a glittering attention whore with his tone-deaf and tastelessly flamboyant social media posts, apparently unaware that having a wealthy father can solve myriad problems affecting Black youth. 

A heatwave is sweeping the midwestern United States with officials advising residents to stay indoors and remember to stay hydrated, one day after heavy winds and storms caused blackouts in many parts of Ohio, where 350,000 remain without power, as the Associated Press reports.

The heat index may reach as high as 105 degrees in Illinois and Indiana along with parts of Minnesota, Iowa, Michigan and Ohio, the National Weather Service predicted from Tuesday through Wednesday night.

At Yellowstone National Park, 10,000 visitors were ordered to evacuate as rains caused massive flooding, knocking bridges and roadways and closing some entries into the park.  The Yellowstone River swelled as snowmelt combined with rainfall to overwhelm the waterway.