Huh. Well this might complicate Georgia MAGA Congressman Mike Collins’s quest for the holy blessing of his Orange God Emperor in the Peach State’s contested Republican Senate primary.

Maybe. Trump might actually appreciate the completely unsupported assertion that he was the one who called the FBI on his “former” friend after kicking him out of Mar-a-Lago – which may or may not have actually happened. Then there’s that the fat fuck himself claims it was over Jeff poaching staff.

A Collins campaign spokesworm told the Washington Examiner that “Mike’s words speak for themselves: President Trump was right about everything, kicked Epstein to the curb, and did nothing wrong. This ‘story’ is a massive nothingburger from never-Trump consultants using DNC talking points. They won’t stop Mike’s momentum delivering for the America First agenda. Thank you for your attention to this matter.” It’s not clear if the Examiner corrected the spelling on the statement.

“We had a horrific emergency involving our kids today and right now I’m just sitting at my computer in a daze and in shock. Thankfully they are okay but others are less fortunate,” tweeted top clip guy Aaron Rupar on Wednesday, dreadfully hinting that there’s a grievous toll in the shooting at the Annunciation Catholic School in his native Minneapolis. The AP reports that at least five children were shot and their conditions are unknown while the piece of shit who did it has been neutralized.

A new national survey by Dem-aligned pollster Data for Progress finds a noteworthy partisan split on the related questions of whether convicted felon President Trump should or will run for a third term in 2028 with 53 percent of Republican respondents saying he should versus 42 percent who say he will while among Dems it was 6 percent saying he should – which is too high – versus 59 percent saying the fat fuck will. That’s also too high considering it’s far more likely the Orange Slob will either die – God willing soon and painfully – simply cancel the 2028 election, or leave in January 2029 without a fuss than it is he would ever actually bother with a fourth presidential campaign.

Among overall respondents 50 percent think Trump will run again and 69 percent say he should not.

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— GOP (@GOP) August 27, 2025

In the latest of a string of defeats for DC US Attorney Judge Box-o-Wine at the grand jury stage, a panel of Washingtonians this week declined to indict now-former DOJ paralegal Sean Dunn for throwing a Subway sandwich at a CBP agent during a protest on the first night of convicted felon President Trump’s fake state of emergency in the nation’s capital, the New York Times reports.

For those keeping score at home, out of over 162,000 cases brought be federal prosecutors in 2010, a grand jury returned no true bills a total of 11 times. Not a typo. In Los Angeles and DC alone, this year, there have been at least 18, maybe even closer to 43 on the low end by trying to cobble together the number postulated in the Los Angeles Times’s reporting from last month, the 0 for 3 in DC against Sidney Reid for spitting on an FBI agent, and Dunn’s case. It could be higher.

So yeah, there might be some hiccups for the Reich if and when they try to fry bigger fish like Adam Schiff, Jack Smith, James Comey, John Brennan, Letitia James, and the rest of the shitlist.

“George Soros, and his wonderful Radical Left son, should be charged with RICO because of their support of Violent Protests, and much more, all throughout the United States of America. We’re not going to allow these lunatics to rip apart America any more, never giving it so much as a chance to ‘BREATHE,’ and be FREE. Soros, and his group of psychopaths, have caused great damage to our Country! That includes his Crazy, West Coast friends. Be careful, we’re watching you! Thank you for your attention to this matter!” posted Der Fuhrer in a thunderous tirade on Wednesday.

“RINO Karl Rove, when asked on Fox & Friends this morning how to explain the tremendous success of the Republican Party, with millions of people joining it, and the Dems losing millions, was unable to give an answer. He just couldn’t utter the words, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP! But that’s OK, the PEOPLE get it, and always have!!!” he continued in an unrelated rant about a non-Jew.

California state Assembly Minority Leader James Gallagher really did not want to answer Manu Raju’s question about whether he wants convicted felon President Trump to come to the Golden State to campaign against the November ballot measure to decide whether Dems can override the independent redistricting commission and redraw the lines to retaliate against Low Energy Greg’s power-grab in Texas. Three times Gallagher was asked and three times he refused. Raju then gave up and asked about the overall picture in Texas and elsewhere, to which Gallagher responded with tired, limp dick talking points about how Connecticut, Massachusetts, and Hawaii have no Republicans in Congress – as if that’s the fault of the map drawers in those geographically tiny states and not the GOP who put approximately $0 and jack shit into campaigns for those seats.

Gallagher did however at the end of his bit deviate from the company line, saying he actually wants every state to have an independent redistricting commission. What a fucking RINO, right?

Florida man Alex Rojas’s sister has raised $126 of a $3,500 goal for a GoFundMe campaign to help cover his medical bills after an early morning August 15th confrontation with two black juveniles who did not take kindly to his yelling at them to get off his lawn, News 6 reports.

Rojas had stepped out his front door in Apopka at approximately 4:30 AM on the morning in question and immediately encountered two young black bears on his lawn, prompting him to yell in an effort to chase them off. Instead of running the delinquents attacked Rojas, biting his forearm.

“Ultimately, I evaded both bears by hurdling over a vehicle and moving into an open space further down the street. I want to emphasize that I did not harm or kill any of the bears. No bears were harmed during the encounter. My intent in sharing this information is solely to raise community awareness. As a result of the incident, I sustained injuries requiring stitches and may have possible nerve or tendon damage in my forearm from the bite,” said Rojas’s recalling on the GoFundMe page.

At least two of the current FEMA staffers who signed onto the “Katrina Declaration” – which was an outright vote of no confidence in dog-murderer Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and acting FEMA chief David Richardson’s ability to handle a disaster on the scale of the cataclysmic 2005 hurricane – have been placed on paid leave by the Trump Regime for putting their names to the soft mutiny, the Associated Press reports, citing notices received by the officials on Tuesday.

There were 181 “signatories” to the manifesto of which just 35 were named and an unknown number among those are currently employed by the agency. Not sure how that works since it kind of obviates a “signature” if it’s not one’s name. They don’t call it a John Hancock because it was a drawing of a hand wrapped gripping a shaft in lieu of his name on his own death warrant.

Yet if the mechanics of these quantum superpositional anonymous signatures for the ones is unclear the reasoning is plain enough given the headline above. The notice to the suspended staffers says they’re still technically on-call and that the decision “is not a disciplinary action and is not intended to be punitive” which, as much as that sounds like bullshit, does raise the question of why they weren’t just fired immediately as they were obviously prepared to be by putting their names on the statement. Maybe the ones suspended are simply too important to just be canned outright.

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— New York Post (@nypost) August 27, 2025

Denmark’s Foreign Minister Lars Lokke Rasmussen on Wednesday summoned US Charge d’affaires Mark Stroh – currently the most senior American diplomat in the country – over a story by broadcaster DR claiming that allies of convicted felon President Trump have “tried to cultivate contacts with politicians, businesspeople and citizens, and the sources’ concern is that these contacts could secretly be used to support Donald Trump’s desire to take over Greenland,” CBS News reports on the evident incompetence at executing the “covert” part of a “covert op.”

“A really DEADLY weekend in Chicago. 6 DEAD, 27 HURT IN CRIME SPREES ALLOVER THE CITY. Panic stricken Governor Pritzker says that crime is under control, when in fact it is just the opposite.”

“He is an incompetent Governor who should call me for HELP. Mayor Johnson is no better. Make Chicago Great Again!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, abruptly making it optional for him to deploy the National Guard to the Windy City after days of reporting indicating he was about to go ahead and do it without being asked. Is it Doritos Locos chicken TACO Tuesday?

Oklahoma MAGA Congressman Josh Brecheen’s Tuesday evening town hall with his constituents went alright by 2025 standards for the GOP. Like it wasn’t a success by any means but at least, as far as the clips currently available show, Brecheen wasn’t told by a voter his head is up Trump’s ass.

“We thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. We said we would listen, and we have. Our new logo is going away and our ‘Old Timer’ will remain. At Cracker Barrel, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up delicious food, warm welcomes, and the kind of country hospitality that feels like family. As a proud American institution, our 70,000 hardworking employees look forward to welcoming you to our table soon” posted cracker town in a major u-turn.

Convicted felon President Trump naturally took credit for the reversal. Maybe not incorrectly.

Fox News sex pest Jesse Watters evidently feels so strongly about Cracker-Barrel-logoghazi that, amid laughter, he on Tuesday broke kayfabe and outright admitted that his paycheck comes from the complete garbage that his employer advertises during commercial breaks.

“The Federal Reserve System was established by Congress to carry out its statutory mandates-including promoting maximum employment, stable prices, and a well-functioning financial system.”

“Congress, through the Federal Reserve Act, directs that governors serve in long, fixed terms and may be removed by the president only ‘for cause.’ Long tenures and removal protections for governors serve as a vital safeguard, ensuring that monetary policy decisions are based on data, economic analysis, and the long-term interests of the American people. The Federal Reserve will continue to carry out its duties as established by law. Lisa Cook has indicated through her personal attorney that she will promptly challenge this action in court and seek a judicial decision that would confirm her ability to continue to fulfill her responsibilities as a Senate-confirmed member of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System. As always, the Federal Reserve will abide by any court decision,” says the Federal Reserve in a statement responding to convicted felon President Trump attempting to unilaterally fire Lisa Cook over that mortgage fraud circlejerk.

Emphasis added on the part where they politely told fatass to fuck off and they’ll see him in court.

It’s not fair to stereotype Argentina as the last refuge of the Third Reich. You know Brazil had a lot of them living out the rest of their days there too. And then there’s Uruguay and Paraguay. So really it’s all four of those countries together, collectively, that were the last refuge of the Third Reich. And sure, maybe Argentina was number one because of Adolf Eichmann and the whole SS uniforms that their fascist regime wore. So “Argentina was the main part of a geographically contiguous last refuge of the Third Reich, with a dishonorable mention for Brazil since that’s where Mengele drowned and Franz Stangl hid until 1967, and then the two Guays in between tied for third” is fair to say.

Anyway Dutch newspaper AD reports a Buenos Aires-area woman is being a little coy about why a painting of the Italian Countess Colleoni by Giuseppe Ghislandi, hailed by art historian Bram de Klerck as “one of the most important portraitists in Northern Italy in the late 17th and early 18th centuries,” shows up in a photo of her living room on a real estate website, especially since the painting hasn’t been seen in 79 years and was last in the possession of an Amsterdam-based Jewish art dealer. But the woman also turns out to be the daughter of high-level Nazi SS official Friedrich Kadgien so now it all kind of makes sense. “I don’t know what information you want from me, and I don’t know which painting you’re talking about,” the woman’s daughter wrote in response to a question sent via Instagram DM. She then asked to contact her on WhatsApp with the questions in writing. “Sorry, I’m too busy to answer them right now,” she wrote, and then ceased responding.

“The researchers from the National Archives traced a second painting a day later. A photo on one of the Kadgien sisters’ social media appears to show a floral still life by the 17th-century Dutch painter Abraham Mignon,” AD writes futher down in the article. This is why Goebbels hated the media.

British Nazi Nigel Farage on Tuesday vowed his new Reform UK party will initiate a campaign promising mass deportation campaign, the AP reports on another crew of inadequate Anglophones saying this shit to gain power and setting themselves up to piss everyone off when they do.

“If you come to the UK illegally, you will be detained and deported and never, ever allowed to stay, period,” Limey Stephen Miller said at a press conference. “The mood in the country around this issue is a mix between total despair and rising anger,” Farage added, claiming there’s “a genuine threat to public order” if no action is taken. The current Labour Government has until 2029 to duck elections.

“On Friday, Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel filed testimony in DTE’s latest electric rate case, recommending a reduction of nearly 75 percent and millions in savings for Michigan ratepayers. DTE filed its request with the Michigan Public Service Commission (MPSC) in April seeking to hike rates for residential customers by 11 percent. The requested increase of more than $574 million was filed only three months after DTE received approval by the MPSC to increase rates by $217 million.”

“Attorney General Nessel urged the MSPC to slash the rate hike down to 2.5 percent for Michigan households, calling for a nearly 75 percent cut to the corporation’s current request to bill Michigan customers hundreds of millions more than they already pay on their electric bills. Her testimony includes recommendations to re-prioritize customer dollars toward vegetation management and tree trimming activities, which have shown to be much more successful at decreasing customer outages, as opposed to the higher cost capital expenses preferred by DTE for their higher profitability under the State regulatory framework,” says a press release from Michigan AG Dana Nessel’s office.

Weird that an attorney general can just do that to actually try to help voters save a few bucks to keep the lights on in their homes. Maybe the America attorney general could have a look at what Nessel’s up to and take some notes instead of raiding John Bolton’s house and dropping charges against a doctor who injected 2,000 children with saline water instead of the COVID vaccine.

Holy shit! Fox News reports that in 2006 then-New York Senator Hillary Clinton had delivered a speech in the chamber to urge other senators to vote yes on the “Flag Protection Act” and said that she hoped “that we can pass a law that criminalizes flag burning and desecration.”

Wow! So she tried to legislate through Congress what President Trump just signed into an executive order on Monday. That’s really significant, according to Fox News. It’s almost like another Benghazi.