Just shut up libs! Stop asking questions about all these federal employees getting fired whether or not they deserved it because they never actually had a right to that job. So stop trying to make a bigger deal out of this than it already is. They didn’t have the right to their job. End of story.

Walmart has been asking some of its Chinese suppliers for a 10 percent break to offset the tariffs convicted felon President Trump’s regime has imposed on trans-Pacific trade, Bloomberg reports.

Few of the suppliers, mostly in kitchenware and clothing, have signaled a willingness to work with Walmart – as they should. If anything the response should be like “Lol, get fucked. Your stupid white trash customers elected that fat piece of shit and you guys probably donated to him too. Not our fucking problem if Trailer Park Trick Tina and Cletus McParole Violation can’t afford to pay an extra 10 percent on an $8 Jason Aldean t-shirt or ‘Jesus Saves’ crop top. Get the fuck out of here.”

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime has backed down from plans for the fat fuck to sign an order abolishing the US Department of Education on Thursday afternoon – something that it almost certainly going to be impossible to do by executive fiat anyway – due to concerns over public blowback and, per ABC News, the “lack of messaging in place ahead of the rollout,” of the order.

Reich officials were unprepared to answer questions about things like the end of school lunch programs and other streams of federal support to local districts nationwide. Which is funny because they obviously don’t give a fuck about other unpopular actions yet this was somehow a red line.

The funniest part here is that House Majority Whip Tom Emmer first admitted outright that yeah, this trade war bullshit is going to hurt Americans economically, but then trotted out his new line – that it won’t hurt the Orange God Emperor’s popularity politically, lol. Guess technically he’s not wrong because it (ostensibly) doesn’t really matter to Trump personally. The GOP? Different story.

“After speaking with President Claudia Sheinbaum of Mexico, I have agreed that Mexico will not be required to pay Tariffs on anything that falls under the USMCA Agreement. This Agreement is until April 2nd. I did this as an accommodation, and out of respect for, President Sheinbaum. Our relationship has been a very good one, and we are working hard, together, on the Border, both in terms of stopping Illegal Aliens from entering the United States and, likewise, stopping Fentanyl.”

“Thank you to President Sheinbaum for your hard work and cooperation!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, moving his own goalpost quite easily once again.

Maybe he should just give up this whole “trade war” thing if he isn’t committed to it.

“Today, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (GA-14) introduced the English Language Unity Act of 2025, legislation that establishes English as the official language of the United States, endorsed by President Trump and co-led by Rep Josh Brecheen (OK-2). This bill ensures that all official government functions are conducted in English and reinforces a uniform English language requirement for naturalization. This bill will codify President Trump’s Executive Order designating English as the official language of the United States,” says Sporkfoot’s office in a press release that decries how “For generations, America has welcomed individuals from all over the world. But in recent years, our country has lost its identity because our government has failed to require new citizens to assimilate,” thus the bill would require “individuals applying for US citizenship demonstrate the ability to read and understand key founding documents such as the Declaration of Independence and the US Constitution,” like that doesn’t just basically describe the citizenship test.

Absent from the press release is any mention of the real reason for this bill: That convicted felon President Trump’s stupid executive order “Designating English as the Official Language of The United States” from last week didn’t actually do that to any binding effect, thus requiring Greene and her dipshit co-sponsors to pretend to legislate in between their appearances on right wing media.

In a legitimately “I don’t give a fuck” move, Dem Texas Congressman Al Green on Thursday voted “present” on the resolution to censure him for loudly interrupting convicted felon President Trump’s stupid speech on Tuesday night, the Wall Street Journal’s Olivia Beavers reports.

At least 10 Dems voted yes on the censure for some fucking reason. One more voted present, for a total of 224 to 198 to 2. Green stood defiantly in the well of the House after the censure passed.

HOLY SHIT! A military veteran who voted for former Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election before getting laid off from his job at the VA was quoted in an AP article about former service members being fucked over by the Trump Regime printed on Thursday.

Harris voter James Stancil, a 62-year-old Army vet who was fired last month from his job as a supply tech at a VA hospital in Milwaukee, told the AP getting canned felt like he’d been shot and dumped out of a helicopter. “And you just free fall and hit the ground – that’s it. I’m not dead weight. You’re tossing off the wrong stuff,” said Stancil, who incredibly did not do it to himself.

The very brief inversion of the genre lasted approximately three paragraphs. Stancil was the only one of five veterans fired from the VA identified in the article as a Harris voter. Two were Trump voters, one did not vote, and one other either did not tell the AP or they didn’t print it.

“I think a lot of other veterans voted the same way, and we have been betrayed,” said Trump voter Nate Hooven, who was fired from a Virginia clinic for veterans. “I feel like my life and the lives of so many like me, so many that have sacrificed so much for this country, are being destroyed. I’ve been blindsided. My life has been completely upended with zero chance to prepare. I was fired without notice, unjustly, based on a lie that I’m a subpar, poor performer at my job.” Other Trump voter Matthew Sims, who just moved his wife and three kids from Texas to Virginia to take a job at another VA clinic said he supports “downsizing, but it’s just the way they’re going about doing it. It’s like the chainsaw approach, I guess, versus the surgical approach that they should be doing.”

“It was blindsiding, because he said he wanted to make the country great again… but this is not making it great again,” said Michigan non-voter Cynthia Williams, canned from her VA dispatcher job.

Stephen A. Smith Doubles Down on 2028 Run Chatter As He Slams Dems For Having No 'National Voice': 'I Did Not Ask For This, I Don't Want This' https://t.co/O8ez7DrNPw

— Mediaite (@Mediaite) March 6, 2025

“Uhnnnn… Oh my… Uhnnnn yes! Oh mmmmmummmhmmm! UHNNNNNN! Mmmmm… Oh yes, Steven A Smi- uhnnnnn Oh my Gooooood- Mmmmhmmm uhn He’s flirting with a presidential ru- MMM… MMMMM… Uhnnnn, mmmm,” Mediaite staff writer Zach Leeman probably moaned on Thursday.

“Mmhnnn… Okay, okay, so the headline’s gotta say ‘Stephen A Smith Doubles Down on 2028 Run Chatter As He Slams Dems For Havi-‘ OH GOD, YES! YES! YESSSSSS! AHHHHNNNNNN!” Leeman continued during what had to be like a three hour-long struggle to contain his spasm-ridden ecstasy.

Leeman may or may not have then immediately died of a purely sexual pleasure-induced cerebral edema at the mere inkling that Bill Maher could join the ticket as Smith’s running mate.

“US-based employers announced 172,017 job cuts in February, the highest total for the month since 2009 when 186,350 job cuts were recorded. It is the highest monthly total since July 2020 when 262,649 cuts were announced, according to a report released Thursday from global outplacement and business and executive coaching firm Challenger, Gray and Christmas. February’s total is a 245 percent increase from the 49,795 cuts announced one month prior. It is a 103 percent increase from the 84,638 cuts announced in the same month last year,” says a report from the firm Challenger, Gray and Christmas published Thursday that’s making the rounds on all the financial news sites.

The Trump Administration is truly back, folks, picking up pretty much right where they left off.

Convicted felon President Trump plans as soon as next month to revoke the legal status of 240,000 Ukrainian refugees living in the United States after fleeing Russian dictator Vladimir Putin’s murderous assault on their country, leaving them vulnerable to deportation, Reuters reports.

Once again, just like with the 530,000 Cubans, Haitians, Nicaraguans and Venezuelans he’s also fucking over, this is the fat lazy shit’s way of bumping up the numbers on “illegal aliens deported” even if only a fraction of these people ultimately end up actually being detained and shipped out by ICE rather than laying low indefinitely. Trump will tell his fans he “deported” over 800,000 “illegals” in the first few months and they’ll believe him or at least pretend to because that’s how cults work.

It’ll be interesting to see what, if any, justification the Reich offers for this move. It’s not completely unrealistic that they would claim that Ukrainians are now a terrorist threat to MAGA because they want to avenge their betrayal by the Trump Regime. Hell maybe this leaked before some Gordon Liddy-esque psychopath could false flag murder some expendable county GOP chairman. Or maybe even Benny Johnson or Matt Taibbi. Those guys would be more useful to Trump dead than alive.

Migrants clone Border Patrol vehicles in bid to bypass Trump's crackdown https://t.co/MfqjsbCMZQ

— Fox News (@FoxNews) March 6, 2025

This stupid article contains a grand total of one actual confirmed instance of a smuggler driving around in a truck whose livery was definitely outfitted to mimic that of the US Border Patrol. The rest include an 18 year-old US citizen driving around in a fake CBP-branded Suburban, a vague mention of a K-9 unit truck somewhere south of the border, and, most ridiculously, the 2023 Florida “Booty Patrol” truck used in Fox’s photo illustration as if anyone believed that guy was a coyote.

“The Fake ‘Play the Ref’ News, in order to create a divide between me and our great US Supreme Court, heard me say last night, loudly and openly as I was walking past the Justices on the way to the podium, ‘thank you,’ to Chief Justice John Roberts. Like most people, I don’t watch Fake News CNN or MSDNC, but I understand they are going ‘crazy’ asking what is it that I was thanking Justice Roberts for? They never called my office to ask, of course, but if they had I would have told these sleazebag ‘journalists’ that I thanked him for SWEARING ME IN ON INAUGURATION DAY, AND DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB IN SO DOING! The Fake News never quits!” posted convicted felon President Trump late on Wednesday after a hot mic picked up the suspicious “thank you.”

Convicted felon President Trump is expected to sign an order abolishing the US Department of Education on Thursday, the Wall Street Journal reports on what should’ve been obvious when he picked the CEO of a fake fighting circus white trash think is real to “lead” the department.

Been a while since the aliens have invaded the brain behind National Zero, mostly because there’s too much other shit going on while pretty much nothing happening on the whole “disclosure” front. Still, the way they make things sound it’s kind of amazing the whole “phenomena” doesn’t get more mainstream attention than it does considering the potential implications of a big reveal.

“Not what we were promised, But I will be patient a little longer, the blue jackasses have had 80+ years to screw things up” – Top comment on Breitbart’s article “Trump Exempts Automakers from Tariffs for a Month,” by a fanboy who’s clearly almost sort of nearly done considering maybe thinking about where the line will be drawn but taking extra to ensure it’s somewhere it can be erased and hastily redrawn much further away after his Lord and Savior crosses it more or less immediately.

It’s not exactly clear what the hell the “blue jackasses have had 80+ years to screw things up” part means. Democrats have controlled trade policy since World War II? That’s so odd and inscrutable it would’ve disqualified the post for “MAGA Land” had that first half not been so goddamned funny.

The comment also technically wasn’t the most upvoted on the story, it was just the “best” because the MAGA kids downvoted the National Zero semi-regular Disqus lib who wrote “Trump took a dump on tariffs. He now looks like a fool. Sad!” which will probably get him banned from Breitbart for life.

“The Democrats should lose the Midterms based on their behavior at last night’s Joint Address to Congress. All Republicans must use their behavior on men in women’s sports, their very dangerous Open Border policy, High Energy and Taxes, and much else. Also, Republicans should utilize the footage provided on the total disrespect they showed to all of those that were honored that night, including young ladies who were killed by illegal migrants, people with terminal cancer, etc. They didn’t even have the common courtesy to stand, smile, or applaud. This could be, on analyzing the full tape of this Historic Event, your full CAMPAIGN TO VICTORY! In other words, Republicans can take what happened last night, and win any Race in the Country. Good Luck!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday. Yeah, that’ll trigger a massive red wave.

Speaking with House members Wednesday following the Supreme Court’s ruling ordering the Trump Regime to pay out $2 billion in outstanding USAID contracts, Trump minion Pete Maracco was a little squirrelly on whether or not the reich would actually obey the order, CNN’s Jen Hansler reports.

“It was a statement not on yes or no, but to say, ‘listen, these are my concerns with the ruling, and we’re going to review the ruling,’” House Foreign Affairs Chair Brian Mast said after the meeting, while ranking Dem Greg Meeks was less charitable, saying Maracco “never did answer the question, because the big question was, would they abide by the Supreme Court’s rule? That question was never answered. He didn’t respond to it at all. He’s got to go back and talk to his people.”

The ambiguity likely stemmed from the fact that it was more of a remand back to the lower courts rather than a concrete order, instructing a judge to “clarify what obligations the government must fulfill to ensure compliance with the temporary restraining order,” so it’s possible Maracco was wiggling on that. Then again the son of a bitch could’ve just said “we’ll abide by the final ruling whatever it is” and that would’ve been the end of the questions. If and when the time comes that the Trump Regime does defy the Supreme Court it’ll probably be a quieter thing, like they’ll say “Okay, we’ll pay it out” and then a week later the plaintiffs say they haven’t gotten shit.

“‘Shalom Hamas’ means Hello and Goodbye – You can choose. Release all of the Hostages now, not later, and immediately return all of the dead bodies of the people you murdered, or it is OVER for you. Only sick and twisted people keep bodies, and you are sick and twisted! I am sending Israel everything it needs to finish the job, not a single Hamas member will be safe if you don’t do as I say.”

“I just met with your former Hostages whose lives you have destroyed. This is your last warning! For the leadership, now is the time to leave Gaza, while you still have a chance. Also, to the People of Gaza: A beautiful Future awaits, but not if you hold Hostages. If you do, you are DEAD! Make a SMART decision. RELEASE THE HOSTAGES NOW, OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY LATER!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, just like he did last month when he threatened them and then let the Israelis “decide” how to handle it when his ultimatum came and went.