Convicted felon President Trump’s frenemies on Wall Street are pretty obviously sick of the tariff bullshit, but have also settled on the idea that every day will be TACO Tuesday, a wealth management douchebag/podcast host tells the Washington Post in a brief newsletter bit.

“I don’t think there is an adoration of his business abilities, but, generally speaking, the investor class likes that he is there, would prefer if he did less,” said Josh Brown, CEO of Ritholtz Wealth Management and a host of “The Compound” podcast or show or whatever. “Everyone that I talk to says, ‘Can this guy just go fucking play golf?’ They like his policies, as far as deregulation, they would like the tax cuts to be extended, I just think they would like there to be less news every day.”

Brown then stated the obvious about whether the TACO thing will drive a course correction: “He’s 78 years old. Does a leopard change its spots? He has strong beliefs about tariffs, I think he likes when his pronouncements make the news and I think he likes the idea that the markets will see past the tariffs because his Big Beautiful Bill is coming and the economy is doing okay. The consensus is that the tariffs will get swallowed up inside of corporate margins and a little bit of higher prices for consumers. And that seems to be playing out. And so far, investors are just weathering it.”

NATO Has Officially ATTACKED RUSSIA In A Desperate Attempt To Stop Trumps Peace Plan

This Is TOTALLY INSANE!!

Trump MUST PULL Out Of NATO NOW!!! pic.twitter.com/NymHGfJNZx

— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) June 2, 2025

Yet another survey of Texas Republican primary voters finds Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton leading incumbent “RINO” Senator John Cornhole Cornyn by double digits as Punchbowl News have obtained GOP pollster UpOne Insights’ latest round putting Pax up 50 to 28 percent.

It gets worse. “Cornyn loses even more ground on an informed ballot test. In an effort to ‘fast forward’ the race among voters in our survey, voters were given a second ballot test after having them assume that A) President Trump would endorse John Cornyn; B) Paxton would attack Cornyn for his past comments on Trump, saying that Trump’s ‘time has passed him by’; and, C) Paxton would attack Cornyn for, in the past, siding with Democrats on a gun control bill. Following this information, Paxton’s lead over Cornyn widens to 62 percent – 21 percent,” says the survey.

“A Biological Male competed in California Girls State Finals, WINNING BIG, despite the fact that they were warned by me not to do so. As Gov Gavin Newscum fully understands, large scale fines will be imposed!!!” posted TACO man at 12:56 AM EDT on Tuesday, not saying who’s paying the fines.

Convicted felon President Trump’s minions have a “cooperating witness” inside not Harvard University, but Harvard Law Review, in the form of some MAGA asshole named Dan Wasserman, who joined the regime after graduating from Harvard Law… on Wednesday, the New York Times reports.

It’s complete horseshit and even the Times writes “Mr Trump’s government has repeatedly prized speed and shock value over the kind of methodical steps typically taken to build a legal case.”

A Monday report in the New York Post details a podcast interview between author Thammika Songkaeo and host Mark Millich about the failure of Songkaeo’s marriage, which she attributes solely to her ex-husband’s use of the hair-loss prevention drug Propecia, which caused serious erectile dysfunction problems and thus an empty sex life… an experience she turned into a novel titled Stamford Hospital which became the top seller on Amazon’s Singapore site, per the Post.

“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age,” Lovecraft wrote nearly a century ago, almost prescient of the utter madness of this Post article.

Like how the fuck does this even exist, lol. What the hell kind of drugs does someone need to be on to think “Hmmm, this is an interesting subject matter for a low-calorie content mill article”? Holy shit.

Anyway, not only is Millich the host of this podcast but he’s a client of the Hair Club for Men who took Propecia and had the horrific side effects, which the Post writes included “anxiety, dizziness and slurred speech. His sex drive also plummeted, and his genitals shrank and changed shape.”

Fun fact: You know who has been a Propecia user for years. Probably explains quite a lot about him.

THIS JUST POSTED BY POTUS pic.twitter.com/vJuSGgdl0O

— Mark R. Levin (@marklevinshow) June 2, 2025

Sources inside FEMA tell Reuters that the United States’ hurricane season, which runs for six months from June 1st to November 30th, the one type of natural disaster for which the agency spent more than half of all response expenditures from 1992 through 2022, is an unfamiliar concept to David Richardson, the new chief after Cameron Hamilton was canned for being too pro-FEMA.

“It was not clear to staff whether he meant it literally, as a joke, or in some other context,” Reuters writes of the reaction in the room to Richardson’s remarks. It’s not clear why FEMA staff then didn’t then test that out by asking Richardson what the plans are for dealing with an eruption of Mt Vernon in Virginia, which is showing signs of activity after being dormant since 1973, mitigating the forest fire risk to the Las Vegas Strip, or supplying snow shovels to Honolulu in case of another blizzard.

New York Lt Gov Antonio Delgado, appointed to the post by Gov Kathy Hochul after the last guy got arrested, will thank his boss by challenging her in the primary next year, the New York Times reports.

Deciding that 58 percent of the mysterious symbols built during pre-Columbian times and visible only from the sky was enough to impress the aliens they were meant to attract, Peru’s government have reduced the size of the national park containing the Nazca Lines, the AP reports.

The move now opens the portion of the barren desert wasteland up for “informal mining operations” but still supposedly complies with the UNESCO World Heritage site’s designation. Still, those partial to Giorgio Tsoukalos’s favorite spot in the country claim that the ancient wonder is imperiled.

“The reduction not only removes protections – it does so precisely where extractive activity is expanding,” said Peru’s former vice minister of the environment, Mariano Castro, adding the move “is made worse by the ministry of culture’s failure to consider the cumulative impact of dozens or even hundreds of mining operations on sensitive archaeological zones.” The Peruvian mining industry did not respond to the concerns with a statement like “we will totally stop mining when aliens show up and sign a deal to use their craft to perform laser light shows every evening at 8:00 PM. Like the fucking second they do it. We can make a lot more money charging people for parking than digging for silver with goddamned pickaxes,” though it sounds like it’d be a sweet deal for all involved.

Nobody in this brief Fox News clip directly uttered “Trump is speaking to a greater truth” or “making a larger point” or whatever mild variation in the wording of that trope you want to use. Instead it went like “Apparently Trump reposted somebody’s post on Truth Social claiming that Biden had been executed in 2020 and was replaced by a robotic clone. Uh, clearly President Trump did not believe that – hahahaha!” from Fox News anchor John Roberts, who then read the exact same description from a New York Times report for some reason and added “I know Trump’s sense of humor. I’m sure he was just trolling…? Um, what do you think?” as he turned to the blonde expert on something.

The blonde, Kaylee McGhee White, then said “Well I would hope so… It gets to the heart of the scandal which is who in the world was president for the past four years if it wasn’t Joe Biden. Was it a clone? Was it a cable [guessing the fucking idiot meant ‘cabal’] of White House officials?”

Convicted felon President Trump’s proposal to Iran delivered on Saturday – which Tehran is reportedly going to reject anyway – would allow the Ayatollah’s goons to conduct “limited low-level uranium enrichment on Iranian soil,” Axios reports while noting this is a contradiction from what Trump’s minions have been saying publicly about the “deal” is “risking backlash from its allies on the Hill and in Israel.” National Zero notes that the Axios reporter, Barak Ravid, is the same ace who changed the entire meaning of an article about the Ukrainian attack on Russia’s airfields with a misplaced “not” and did not issue a correction Sunday. However this story seems pretty definitive.

Plus he got a non-denial from the White House: “President Trump has made it clear that Iran can never obtain a nuclear bomb. Special Envoy Witkoff has sent a detailed and acceptable proposal to the Iranian regime, and it’s in their best interest to accept it. Out of respect for the ongoing deal, the Administration will not comment on details of the proposal to the media,” said Krazy Karoline.

Ravid also writes that Trump Regime officials are still worried that Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu may order a strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities without running it by Trump first if the talks collapse. Hard to see how this “deal” as it is would stop that from happening.

Sunday morning’s coordinated Ukrainian drone strike on Russia’s bomber fleet was indeed a significant blow to dictator Vladimir Putin’s regime, the Associated Press reports with a breakdown of the impact that was kind of missing from the initial coverage of the attack.

Prior to the attack there were, according to western experts, 50 to 60 each of the 1950s era Tupolev Tu-95 and 1970s era Tu-22Ms and 20 of the A-50s. The precise numbers of which models were destroyed was not clear, but suffice to say Russia lost at least fully a third of its bomber fleet in one action. And these things aren’t exactly rolling off the production line as the first two dated to the Soviet Union and aren’t being built any more (Don’t laugh too hard, 76 of the Tu-95’s American rival, the B-52, are ships of Theseus still in US Air Force service and will be until the 2050s).

“Yesterday’s horrific attack in Boulder, Colorado, WILL NOT BE TOLERATED in the United States of America. He came in through Biden’s ridiculous Open Border Policy, which has hurt our Country so badly. He must go out under ‘TRUMP’ Policy. Acts of Terrorism will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Law. This is yet another example of why we must keep our Borders SECURE, and deport Illegal, Anti-American Radicals from our Homeland. My heart goes out to the victims of this terrible tragedy, and the Great People of Boulder, Colorado!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, not explaining why the attacked hadn’t already been deported or at the very least had revoked whatever parole the Biden Administration allowed him to have.

Also why is it “he must go out”? Does this mean that, instead of prosecuting him for the crime and sentencing him to life in prison, the Trump regime is just going to deport him?

“ALERT: All purchases of Iranian Oil, or Petrochemical products, must stop, NOW! Any Country or person who buys ANY AMOUNT of OIL or PETROCHEMICALS from Iran will be subject to, immediately, Secondary Sanctions. They will not be allowed to do business with the United States in any way, shape, or form. Thank you for your attention to this matter,” posted TACO man on May 1st.

That’s not what was in the headline, but follow along here: Back in November prosecutors in the Eastern District of New York hit Indian billionaire Gautam Adani and seven of his minions with “with conspiracies to commit securities and wire fraud and substantive securities fraud for their roles in a multi-billion-dollar scheme to obtain funds from US investors and global financial institutions on the basis of false and misleading statements.” Then on May 15th, Bloomberg printed about the least surprising headline: “Adani Camp Meets Trump Officials in Push to End US Bribery Cases,” that “push” almost certainly just being more bribery. Bloomberg’s sources said Team Adani was hoping to have this little unpleasantry cast aside in as little as a month, or however long it took the Orange Shiva to come up with a number on how much $TRUMP shitcoin he wanted Adani to buy.

Whatever it was, that price has had to have gone up substantially, as the Wall Street Journal now reports that prosecutors are looking into whether Adani did like fucking EXACTLY, LITERALLY what Trump said not to do in his Truth Social post by accepting deliveries of Iranian liquefied natural gas at a port he owns in Mumbai. And it’s not just federal prosecutors talking about this on background, but the Journal themselves looked at shipping patterns by vessels traveling back and forth between the Persian Gulf and Adani’s docks and found that “their behavior often exhibited traits seen by ships seeking to evade sanctions.” Gautam better load up on some NFTs and “RUMP” watches too.

Actor Jonathan Joss, best known for his voice role as “John Redcorn,” the Native American massage therapist who fathered Dale Gribble’s son Joseph in the classic Texas-set animated series King of The Hill, was shot dead in San Antonio on Sunday night after arguing with a neighbor, TMZ reports.

The neighbor then fled in a vehicle but was caught by cops blocks away shortly thereafter, per TMZ.

The show, which ended in 2009, is set to resume airing with new episodes on Hulu in August. It’s not clear if Joss, 59, who was also known for a recurring live-action role as a native casino boss in Parks and Recreation, had returned as the same character in the upcoming King of The Hill season.

Speaking on CNBC this morning, Illinois MAGA Congressman Darin LaHood waved away host Andrew Ross Sorkin citing Ketamine Brain being “not happy” with the Big Beautiful Bill by saying simply that Musk “doesn’t understand how the tax bill works.” Come for that part but stay for the end where LaHood’s expression and odd vocalization betrays a deep lack of belief in his own bullshit about incentivizing private equity with tax giveaways at the expense of doctors and teachers.

Convicted felon President Trump’s efforts to show everyone how great he is at making deals is facing yet another unexpected challenge as Iranian sources tell Reuters they’re poised to reject the terms proposed by the fat bastard in an inchoate agreement on their nuclear program.

“Iran is drafting a negative response to the US proposal, which could be interpreted as a rejection of the US offer,” said a senior diplomat on Team Ayatollah, adding “the US stance on enrichment on Iranian soil remains unchanged, and there is no clear explanation regarding the lifting of sanctions.”

“If you remember back three years ago, they had no money. We would’ve had a deal, had the election not been rigged, we would’ve had a deal within the first week or two with Iran and they wouldn’t have had a nuclear weapon. Now they’re 31 days away from having a nuclear weapon. 31 days away. You think they’re tough – You think they’re tough right now to negotiate with? When they have a nuclear weapon, it’s a terrible – They’re 31 days away. And I ended the Iran Nuclear Deal, which was ready to expire, and it was one of the worst deals ever,” said Trump on January 19, 2024, telling voters how tough he is on Iran and how easy it would be to make a deal with them.

In a total kangaroo court, no due process, third world country move, the Atlanta, Indiana Town Council on Friday voted 4-1 to remove Republican utility superintendent and building commissioner Andy Emmert from his position after Emmert was implicated but not actually charged – by the primary suspect in a gruesome 1992 murder in which they stabbed, shot, and then dismembered a guy who had threatened to inform on their two-man auto theft ring, Fox 59 reports.

Emmert ran in the 2016 GOP primary for some office abbreviated as “Pct Comm Atlanta,” losing to Fred Farley, now a councilman who was among the four who voted to remove Emmert. The lone dissenter was council president Murray Dixon, who went classic MAGA with “I’m not in the legal system. I’m not judge. I’m not a jury. I’m not a prosecutor,” displaying his fundamental ignorance of his duties as a legislator because no shit he wasn’t being asked to find Emmert guilty of crime.

Last month cops arrested local scumbag Thomas Anderson Jr in the March 1992 murder of Tony Bledsoe, confessing to investigators that Emmert had stabbed the victim multiple times before Anderson shot him in the head, after Bledsoe had threatened to tell police Emmert had sold him a stolen car radio. The two then cut Bledsoe’s hands, head, and feet off and dumped them in a bucket of concrete, leaving the rest of the man’s body on the side of a highway. The remains were found a few months later but not identified by coroners until 2018. It’s not clear how Anderson was finally implicated more than three decades later or why Emmert hasn’t been charged by prosecutors yet, but this isn’t the now-former town official’s first time coming under law enforcement scrutiny.